Cage Match

The gang returns with the movie they actually promised to watch, and they brought along a friend! Andrew Jennings from Utter Bullsh*t stops by to help pick apart the strange and disturbing world of Wild At Heart and get into the mind of David Lynch. Then it's off to a popular but unnamed restaurant chain that's hosting a death metal night to attract the local youth. But what happens when the manager bumps into the wrong girl? Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show! Go listen to Utter Bullsh*t and say nice things about them at utterbspodcast.com!

The gang wasn't able to watch Wild at Heart this week, so we tried watching a different movie that also had Nicolas Cage and Willem Dafoe in it. It was a bad idea. Listen in as two heist boys, Troy and Bill Firpo, butt heads in their biggest caper yet: Baby Money. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Hey, good news Cage Birds! THERE'S NO RAPE IN THIS MOVIE! The gang actually has a good time watching this one, and does their best not to get lost in the catacombs of plot twists that they get thrown into. Then things get weird when a desperate, penniless Kyle Miller finds himself in Paradise, Pennsylvania. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

This week the gang tackles the War on Christmas! Kevin theorizes Bill Firpo's failed theater career! Iain has a really good name for Behmen's sword! Cara makes herself laugh so hard she almost dies! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

The Immortal Eddie is back! Nasal shenanigans are abound! The gang can not for the life of them remember Ron Perlman's character name! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Content Warning: we say "rape" a whole dang lot in this one The gang decides what happens after we die, and mostly it's a lot of sitting in an infinitely long waiting room. What happens when a morally corrupt Italian war veteran and a demon-slaying crusader have some time to kill? Could it be...a time to kill? Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Cara has some opinions about medieval chronology! Kevin discovers the missing link between The Crusades and Hellboy! Iain is drowning in his own sweat! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Kevin has the sniffles! Cara imparts depressing knowledge! Iain really hates editing Kevin's sniffles! All that and more as the gang visits Joe in the wilds of backwoods Texas. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Here it is. The moment you've all been waiting for Ex-Con Good Boy Cameron Poe versus Face Swapped Spec Ops Officer Sean Archer. Revel in the audio nightmare that is all of us hungover in the same room! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

We did not like this movie. And BOY HOWDY did we not like Johnny. Come listen to us tell you how garbage he is! Then see what happens when he comes face to face with All American good boy Cameron Poe! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

A new caped crusader stalks the swamps of Alabama. And the deserts. And the football fields. Beware...The Bun Man. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Joe has a new contract, and this time it takes him down south to post-Katrina New Orleans where he's on the look out for a Bad Lieutenant. And boy is he bad! Just the worst, really. We get into that and more on this week's Cage Match! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

A hit has been called out on The Ghost Rider by people in high places, and there's only one man for the job. He's the greatest assassin the world has ever known, and his name is Joe. But does he have what it takes to defeat the Twisted Angel of Justice? Find out on this week's Cage Match!   Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

Welcome to the Battle of the Best of the Worst! We're looking back at the biggest losers of Cage Match and giving them the chance for redemption. Twelve competitors enter the ring in the hopes of being the last man standing. We've got magic! We've got robots! We've got werewolf Nazi women! All that and more in this no-holds-barred fight to determine who...is the Penultimate Cage! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

The gang attempts to piece together a full plot line of Fu Manchu from the trailer for "Werewolf Women of the SS", and wonder why the heck he loves Cinnabon so much. They also have a lot of trouble saying "Werewolf Women". Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

This week we go back to the 1920's where booze was illegal and the illegal was GLAM-O-ROUS. Someone needs to clean up the streets of all this crime, and that somebody...is The Ghost Rider. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

The gang discusses the semantics of God's Law and how the Ghost Rider fits into the Bible, and then tries very hard to make a fight between an eternal hell spawn and a suicidal alcoholic interesting. Fun for the whole family! Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

We say it every week, but this one got weird. Join us as we introduce the world to Nickelodeon's newest game show venture, "Vegas Baby!" Listen in as two people with little regard for their own lives face a series of physical challenges that will test both their strength and their liver, and attempt to reach the top of the Aggro-Crack (a pun Iain is VERY disappointed none of the gang was able to pull during the record). Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

The gang is over the moon for this movie, a pleasant escape from the violence of the past few weeks. But it's a short-lived respite when a long lost cousin returns to New York to crash a wedding.... Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!

We're back and we're better than...well...we're back! The gang's all here, and we find out what happens when two hot heads with jacked up faces start a crime ring in what is DEFINITELY NOT GOTHAM CITY. Special thanks to Matt Bloomstrand for mixing and providing the theme music for our show!