Trends In Low Places

After 17 long years, the boys are back! And honestly, this one's just for us. Michael reveals a list of his greatest fears, Mike explores the Daniel Day Lewis school of acting, and we all call for a reckoning against the sins of the Mackinac Island Popcorn Company. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys decide to make Quarantine Art. It goes poorly. Michael demands the Butthole Cut of CATS, Mike meets a really stupid robot. We all waste a lot of time. It's our best yet.

This week the boys flirt dangerously close to being funny. Mike decides it's finally time to make use of his balls, Michael sets the Monstars lineup for Space Jam 2, and we all get ready to kiss that dang Pope. It's our best yet.

This week, it's time for some dang BEE CRIMES. Michael gets all gabagool on some bees. Mike explores the dental fixation of the Furby race and really lays into Ralph Waldo Emerson's lazy ass. We all get mad hype about Love Is Blind. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys pretty much just share travel horror stories. Michael gets ready to ball out of control on a coronavirus cruise, Mike reveals why he doesn't drink on airplanes, and we weigh the many crimes of Honey I Shrunk The Kids 2. It's our best yet.

The boys are back to form the paramilitary retail sex assistants of Michael's dreams. Mike contemplates life as a bank robber, Michael helps an old man find his Republican Goddess, and we are all really excited to take money to tell you about how much Mike Bloomberg sucks. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys cook up a hot new dish of #ChickenOfTheTrees. Mike suggests innovative updates for mascot violence, Michael chugs milk in the Senate, and we all dip our dicks in soy sauce for the clout. Time to get buff with our hot new daddy, Jar Jar Binks.

This week, while you went to law school the boys studied the blade. Mike imparts some airtight legal advice that should absolutely never be followed, Michael gets a noseful of love, and we demand the return of trial by combat to settle all grievances. Buckle up for a brand new streaming service, because this is our best yet.

This week is mostly about farts and fart narc robots, and literally no one is sorry about that. Michael visits CES 2020 to hit the Nut Button, Mike fights the Master Poopmind AI, and we all take a stinky steam bath with God. It's our best yet.

This week, it's everyone's favorite time of the year – The Bad Sex in Fiction Awards. Mike introduces some hot new dog math, Michael invites his employer in to get a good whiff, and we all get freaky naughty with some books. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys start ranking Thanksgiving treats. Michael gets sweet vindication regarding pee parasites, Mike plays with his Captain Warman and Steelguy action figures, and we all donate our toes to mixology. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys turn TILP into the next great media franchise. Michael discovers a new career in dinner theater, Mike uncovers the most metal holiday of all time, and we all just get nasty on some hard-boiled eggs. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get highly blasphemous. Mike pitches Communion 2.0, Michael gets sensual with a RoboCush, and we all deeply misunderstand the tenets and mysteries of the Catholic faith. Saints preserve and protect us, and also with you. It's our best yet!

This week, the boys take a deep dive into the Disney+ catalog and honestly – what the hell, y'all? Michael transforms into a Sexy Mr. Rogers, Mike vastly improves Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey, and we all miss Don Knotts just a whole ton. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys summon mastery of all four elements to do a bong. Michael resuscitates a very worn-out boy cat, Mike steals a golden toilet, and we dunk on Joe Biden for a while. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys stare American culture right in the crotch and find it lacking. Michael gets Thursday for some salty fries, Mike finds love in roadside places, and we all get very confused about sandwiches. It's our best yet.

This week the boys tackle the important questions first: what if horse, but faster? Mike mixes up a recipe for smooching the Colonel, Michael introduces the haunting origin story of a childhood hero, and we all get a bad case of whiskeyteeth. It's our best yet.

This week, we wonder when Pornhub will become Skynet. Michael claims his rightful title as Master and Commander on the Far Side of the Dunk, Mike fights off a pack of sex-craved robots, and we all commit SPACE CRIME BABY. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get freaky in a public bathroom. Michael brags about being one of the 300 Americans to have tasted a Popeyes chicken sandwich, Mike demands we create monsters fit for our time, and we're officially a Hootie and the Blowfish fanfiction podcast now. Circle Circle, Dot Dot, Now I Have the Hootie Shot. It's our best yet.

This week, the boys get deep in the pig hole and something is hogging in the state of Denmark. Mike gets sweet vindication and creates the worst X-man, Michael cooks up big fall flavors, and we all clamp ourselves in for some office sumo wrestling. It's our best yet.