Speaking Of Which

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we return once again to the ranch and read another Hank the Cowdog book. We skip ahead to book 48 of the series: The Case of the Monkey Burglar. Do we find this one more interesting than the last Hank the Cowdog book we read or is it just as bland as a mackerel and ketchup sandwich?

On this episode of Drunken Book Club, we read the mysterious Bunnicula. Is it as good as everyone remembers or do we need to grab a stake and slay this young adult novel?

On this Christmas episode of Drunken Book Club, we talk about the Magic Tree House book Christmas in Camelot. We talk about the anime movie adaption of the series, how Jack may be the biggest Melvin in all of Drunken Book Club history and why you shouldn't trust the Fey.

On this episode of Let's Read we traverse through the most miserable time of the year with the book Choose Your Own Misery: The Holidays. Find out just how great of a time we spend in Jamaica when you're trying to be frugal with your cash and whether or not this holiday hitchhiker will shank you or not.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we celebrate Thanksgiving by reading the Bone Chillers novella Frankenturkey. Why do these kids know nothing about Frankenstein, is it because the Wishbone adaption didn't exist yet?

On this time traveling episode of Let's Read we check out Time Machine 2: Search for Dinosaurs. A very inaccurately titled book as you're searching for one dinosaur. In this reading we return to monke, almost die from oxygen depravity, and like any good time traveling story are forced relive moments again and again and again.

We continue the saga of the Monster Blood by reading parts 3 and 4 for this month's spooky Drunken Book Club. We learn about cult favorite Kermit and how much of a Melvin he is. We unpack a lot in this episode and are relieved we're done with Monster Blood's original run.

On this months Drunken Book Club we dive deep into the Goosebumps Monster Blood quartet. This week we discuss the first two in the tetralogy and our interest grows much like monster blood itself. So cuddle with your hamster because you're in for a scare, about 40 pages in.

On this spooky edition of Let's Read we read the Give Yourself Goosebumps book Attack of the Beastly Babysitter. Listen as we find out RL Stine's secret agendas hidden in this little book. Also we die a lot in many gruesome ways.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we take a break from horror and Animorphs to read a book about a gluttonous guinea pig. Listen in and find out how Godzilla Ate My Homework and why this kid may be the dumbest child in any book we've read.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we read the Bone Chillers book Back to School. A body horror book for kiddies who watched too many Animal Planet shows with parasitic bugs. So get itchy and grab a plate of lasagna for a bone chilling good time.

On this episode of Let's Read we become a cat and have fun adventures like fighting a tomcat, being a peeping Tom and other innocent cat activities. Also trigger warning for cat death, suicide, and bullying, this book is heavy doc.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we read the Fear Street book Lights Out in preparation for the second Fear Street movie on Netflix, 1978. We follow Holly as she tries to survive at Camp Nightwing.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we read the second book in the Animorph series. Listen in as we discuss the children's early stages of PTSD setting in and the body horror to make your momma cry.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we take a look at the second Goosebumps book Stay Out of the Basement. Is this the tale a spooky one or just an excuse for RL to reveal his gay agenda? So get Mr. Martinez out of the closet and find out.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we celebrate St. Patrick's Day by reading the Bailey School Kids book Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball. So grab some strong whiskey to perfectly pair with this mean spirited book.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we read the first of the Hank the Cowdog books. Is it filled with racist Native American tropes? Does it feature one of the most obnoxious protagonists we've had on this series? Does the sun shine?

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we discuss the first book in the Animorphs series. We discuss how intense this first book is and how people die and there's a cult of deadly worm aliens that take over their hosts brains imprisoning them in a perpetual nightmare. All while drunk and trying to decide what animal to transform into in the end.

On this holly jolly filled episode of Drunken Book Club we read The Bailey School kids book Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors. We share our theory of whether or not this series is about kids gawking at gay people and how Eddie grew up to be an asshole.

On this episode of Drunken Book Club we discuss the short story compilation Tales From Jabbas Palace. Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the blue elephant guy and his band mates or a murder mystery solved by one of those dumb green pig guys? Well tune and see if Tales From Jabbas Palace is worth the drink or not.