Married With Movies

In this episode, the Mullets start the year with a bang by discussing female cockblocking, seals and giant squids, cannibals and witch doctors and movies begging to be remade. It’s gonna be a great 2023!Voting is NOW OPEN for the 2022 Mullet Awards! Cast your vote TODAY!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

It’s that time once again! The Mullets make their picks for the best and the worst of what they’ve watch for the podcast in 2022 and now it’s up to YOU to vote for the winners and losers! This one gets heated…Voting is NOW OPEN for the 2022 Mullet Awards! Cast your vote TODAY!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets wrap up the holidays, the year and Samantha’s birthday by discussing the Antz controversy, the similarities between animated caterpillars and pigs and how easy it is to hate Kevin Spacey.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

It’s the Mullets’ Christmas episode and it doesn’t disappoint because they lose their minds over sleazy Italians, talking horses, Hawaiian shirts, an actor they know, gambling and the worst music of all time. Enjoy!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets get into the Christmas spirit by discussing hilarious friend traditions (and gift exchanges), crucifying football players and (sadly) Kanye. Happy Holidays!!!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets recount a trip to Legoland before tackling the movie that made David Fincher, the movie that makes us hate Kevin Spacey even more and the movie that makes us scream about boxes.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets recap a whirlwind holiday week and discuss A Christmas Story Christmas before wrapping up another dreadful direct-to-video Disney sequel. As Samantha says over and over, it’s WILD.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets pick their Christmas special and end the reading challenge before celebrating their daughter’s sixth birthday by discussing decades of Kenan, more rap for kids and keeping Santa up.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets recap the latest MCU entry before finally suffering through a Best Buy bargain bin action movie that literally made Sam write the phrase “such a tranche emarch” in her notes. Find out why!All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, there’s another illness and storm, but it doesn’t stop the Mullets from discussing bad parents, uncanny resemblances, the differences in expectations and Bohemian Rhapsody slander. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets lose their godforsaken minds discussing jellyfish urination, mumbling narration, sexual relations without touching and another pantheon impression from Samantha.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, both Mullets are under the weather heading into the home stretch of spooky season, so they move quickly, cut an entire movie out of the discussion and bemoan another bad modern animated reboot.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets snap into a 90s Halloween staple and discuss creepy old sitcoms, ill-fitting rap songs, kid actors crushing it and the merits of just a hand.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets get into the holiday spirits (get it) with some practical body horror that involves belly gapes, rebar hands and all kinds of blood. Guess who wasn’t a fan! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets quickly recap Hocus Pocus 2 before tackling a much better sequel that features an outstanding rapper turned actor, a terrible drummer turned actor and too much Jonah Hill butt action.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are riding out Hurricane Ian and get a jump on spooky season by discussing perverted ghosts, the rules of being a spirit, lazy mustaches, surprising special effects and bad notes.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the collection is finally up and the Mullets are getting back to normal! Just in time to discuss the time in your life when you feel anything but normal, like dumb faces and treat your parents like shit.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets are without power, but not without thoughts about the same damn fantasy basketball cliches, the worst facial expressions in movie history and how NOT to hold a baby.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this surprise episode, the Mullets have to pivot again, but it’s okay because they are talking about one of the best comedies ever, dating apps, Hawaii’s positives and negatives and meeting characters in real life.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!

In this episode, the Mullets debate the interest of space and science in general, the apex of Tom Hanks’ career, too much jargon and Clint Howard’s looks.All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher and Spotify! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter!