Matt And Shane's Secret Podcast

Another week and another cast. The holidays will come and go just like the episodes. Eventually we'll be older. Frail even. Looking back on these times wondering where the hell these times even went. God damn, and also God bless.  Topix include: DUNKEMS, The Economist, our Democracy, Cartels, everything you could ever want to know about weather, ghost wives, human economies, and so much more.

Lock down...engage.  The only place left where we can live is online. We must go online and be great. It's the only hope. Topix include: Lockdowns, bratty mayors, money, JFK, cartels, and finally, (on the paytch) being drenched.

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right?  Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security. 

The weekend in Texas gets recapped, then we talk about an election night live show. We then talk about Mayweather sparring his gf, Chelsea Handler trying to wrangle 50 cent, Trad Cath, getting caught jerkin by ur parents, and a bunch more!!! Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop a tee @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Fresh off a long weekend of stand up and a live cast, the D.A.W.G.Z. rip a freebie for the masses. Topix include: The live cast, Getting your Horsetail petted, Hunter Biden, Trump on Stern, and the Phallic mother.  Support the D.A.W.G.Z @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Merch@ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

The D.A.W.G.Z. convene on a mild-weathered Tuesday and shoot the breeze. We talkin bout all kinds of fun stuff. Also the Woodman shows up as well. support the dawgz@ patreon.com/MSsecretpod merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Comedian Nate Marshall joins the d.a.w.g.z. for a bit of a sit down. Tales of the Harrisburg/Lancaster comedy scene are told where Nate gets into a questionable fight. Other topix include: Covid, grounding, and general sword talk. LeZ Go!! Listen to the rest of the ep and Support the dawgz @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Buy hot tees @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Brendan Krick joins the D.A.W.G.Z. for a rather lengthy chat. We did this via zoom due to Matt coming into contact with a person who is Covid+ (got tested doesn't have it) and so we brought in the Coward Hour's own, Brendan Krick. Topics include: Black Israelites, Shane and Brendan's early party days, The Midway Airport Battle of WW2, and much much more.   

California dreamin' turns to Pennsylvania livin'. Join us as we celebrate the return of our pal Lou Mizz.

Shane is in AZ, Cusk is in the bunker. The D.U.D.E.Z. chat about Shane's shows, Paul Rudd's Public service announcement, Cutiez, America slipping in the global fat rankings, and a bunch more.  Support the cast @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Cop Merch @ mssecretpodcast.com/merch/

Our protagonist has found himself in a wretched desert. Snakes, scorpions and carnies abound. Can Shane, a man who's typically about a booming cosmopolis, wrangle those who dwell where there is nothing?  Find out.   Also, cop Sam's book "Running the Light"  And cop Doug's book, "No Encore For the Donkey" Also stay tuned to the first ep of this saga on "The Doug Stanhope Podcast" It'll be out this week.

The D.A.W.G.Z. are separated by a few thousand miles and yet their spirits soar through the airwaves, taking on the form of two different podcasts for the week...actually four if you count the patreon eps. But the unity is still there. It simply cannot be destroyed. Anyway, please enjoy the eastern contribution to this week's episodes. Fired up some Stoner Dads for your listening enjoyment. We talked about girls getting air on ur bird and then about sucking birds for the rest. 

All give some and some give all. You know what side we're on. Also, try not to let all this bullshit on the news get you upset. Focus on your own life instead. Your job, your relationships, building an inhabitable future for the kids. That's what's truly important. All this other stuff is bullshit. Just some dickhead getting mega paid to read a script that is designed to upset you into taking irrational action. Don't buy the hype. In this episode we discuss hot babes on IG (obviously), evil hippies, rest stop showers, the news, and fat attacks.    God Bless 

Matt's in something of a patriotic rapture after watching both the D and R NC's. Shane is a man on the move with many places to be. Point being, the D.A.W.G.Z. are busy beavers and yet still find that time to rip some fresh naughty pods for the world. Topix include: NHL refs Mic'd up, The award-winning documentary Plandemic, Cuties and a bunch of more stuff that's awesome!!

We talk about hot guy tik tok houses, getting your dong grabbed by elites at a Hollywoood party, boybands, and Tom Hanks submarine movie.  

We told ourselves we were going to record our best episode ever and then we did just that. We're talking Lena Dunkem, Nose breathing, Bullying, Delighting in the teacher saying naughty words...enough talk, let's go!!!! Support the DAWGZ @patreon.com/MSsecretpod Go to a show@ shanemgillis.com/live    

Peace has been restored within the nation, but things are still tumultuous in the outside world. Netflix is taking advantage of Australians, a place blew up, as Shane continues to amass the mega doss on Native American history, particularly the Comanches. On top of this covid business, we've also just learned that people are being, shall we say, sexually attacked by interdimensional beings en masse according to one of the nations most senior medical experts. Be careful out there. 

In the midst of a reddit PR crisis...cooler heads will eventually prevail. But for now we weather the storm.

Shit's still pretty weird. Luckily we have Gettysburg, the track, gluten free deep-dish pizza's, dogs, babies, baes, and most importantly...each other.  God bless. 

Dawg Girl comes and blesses the cast with an exclusive interview