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A Decepticon with a bioweapon makes most of the Bee Team severely ill -- just in time for Special Guest Star Bulkhead to show up! Can he and Grimlock catch her on their own and cure the others? Can Denny and Russell keep a delirious Strongarm from blowing their cover? And will someone please pay attention to Sideswipe? Join us this week for "Sick as a Bot"!

The Bee Team is ready to put Steeljaw's Pack on ice -- but Underbite escapes! And after he eats a chunk of the Ground Bridge, the super-sized Chompazoid starts teleporting uncontrollably to places the Bee Team has been recently! Can they get him under control before he causes too much damage? Does Bumblebee even have a trailer hitch? And how sad are we to say goodbye to this bunch of robo-furries? Join us this week for "Something He Ate"!

Soundwave steps out of the Shadowzone with a plan to send a message to Megatron -- and destroy Earth in the process! Can the Bee Team stop him? What extremely important element of his Prime design did Soundwave keep? And are we gonna combine again before this season ends or nah? Join us this week for "Collateral Damage"!

The Bee Team catches Clampdown, and he's ready to snitch on Steeljaw's latest heist! But can they stop the Pack and deal with their new prisoner while still upholding the Kaon Conventions? How do the Pack's matching paint jobs compare to the Bee Team's? And why did Bumblebee wait until 65 episodes in to introduce his trainees to the concept of "war crimes"? Join us this week for "Prisoner Principles"!

While the Bee Team is getting settled into their new digs, Steeljaw's pack is digging for nuclear waste! Can the Autobots stop... whatever it is they're up to? Can Grimlock get his head around the idea of work/life balance? And what favorite random human character makes their return? Join us this week as we "Prepare for Departure"!

The Bee Team's new cave base is a bit cramped, but when they go looking for a more suitable location, they find Steeljaw's pack instead! Can they escape a too-sexy Decepticon with a hunger for vengeance? Who is being ablest and who is being a good ally? And have we really gotten this far into the series without subjecting Strongarm and Sideswipe to compulsory shipping? Join us this week for "Breathing Room"!

An attack by Steeljaw's pack forces the Bee Team to abandon the scrapyard — but where will they go now? Can Sideswipe get over the trauma of nearly being left behind in the attack? And what shipping fantasy almost kind of comes true? Join us this week for "Exiles"!

Team Bee is heading TO THE MOON!... where Windblade left a cache with an especially dangerous weapon! And when the Stunticons find out about it, the race is on to get there first! Who will claim the MacGuffin? Can Strongarm and Sideswipe stop being insecure weirdos for like five seconds? And what is going on with the American military in this universe? Join us this week for "Moon Breaker"!

Bumblebee decides that what the Bee Team really needs in order to defeat the Stunticons is discipline -- and some of his teammates are more on board with his micromanaging than others. Can they sort out their differences in time to stop Menasor from destroying a military base? Can Denny help Fixit fix his plasmodic capacitor without blowing up the scrapyard?  And why does the American military have a Meteor Rejector? Join us this week for "Combine and Conquer"!

When the Stunticons are passed by an experimental maglev train on the highway outside of Crown City, Motormaster demands they destroy it — nothing can be faster than them! Can the Autobots bring their plan to a halt before they set off the train's unstable nuclear engine? AND WHY DOES IT HAVE AN UNSTABLE NUCLEAR ENGINE!? Join us this week for "Railroad Rage"!

One of Fixit's combination experiments accidentally gives Grimlock super speed -- and he can't control it! But when the Decepticon Simacore returns, can he use this power to stop his old "nemesis", or will he do more harm than good? Will Denny's scrapyard survive his rampage? AND WHY ARE THERE ZOMBIE MINI MONKEYS!? Join us this week for "The Fastest Bot Alive!"

Bumblebee and Fixit head to Jolly Ole England in search of a draconic Decepticon who thinks the war is still going - and he's sitting on top of a world-ending device! Can they stop him from blowing up the Earth in Megatron's name? Can Fixit learn to be a hero and not just a squire? And wasn't there, like, a meta-plot or something? Join us this week for "The Golden Knight"!

Nightra, Strongarm's spunky "gal pal" from the police academy, shows up on Earth looking for a place to crash -- but she's got trouble right behind her! Can the Bee Team keep her safe from a big guy with a grudge? Has she really forgiven Strongarm for not taking the fall for her cheating at the academy? Just how gay are these two? And who's our very exciting special guest voice this week? Join us this week for "Guilty As Charged"!

It's time for another Plot That Always Works as Robots in Disguise gets its body swap episode! Can the body-swapped Bee Team get their act together to stop some Stunticons who are convinced that winning the title of Ruler of the Road from a race actually confers governmental authority? Who is loving the change and who absolutely is not? And can this one live up to the glory of the Rescue Bots version? Join us this week for "Disordered Personalities"!

A Decepticon from Drift's apparently-mysterious past arrives on Earth -- and he wants Drift's kids back! Can the Bee Team capture Shadow Raker before he lures the Mini-kiddos back to the Dark Side? What familiar voice actor is this episode's special guest?  And WHERE are all those webs coming from? Join us this week for "Out of the Shadows"!

As we hammer out scheduling problems again, this week Jen joins David in talking about a very different Dungeons & Dragons story: the original cartoon! A seemingly heroic skeletal knight asks our adventuring heroes to retrieve a "Circle of Power" that can free him from his curse -- or send them home! Can they face their fears to retrieve it from the Lost Tower? How is Venger involved in all this? Is Dungeon Master just an otherwise-normal little person who happens to be a sorcerer? And how angry did this show make the Satanic Panic crowd? Join us this week for "Quest of the Skeleton Warrior"!

A mystery Decepticon is stealing weapons, and Strongarm is channeling her favorite hardboiled detective academy instructor to get to the bottom of it! But why is this Decepticon so hard to catch? What's the deal with Corvicons anyway? And how is Strongarm so gay? Join us this week for "Get a Clue"!

A freak combining accident splits Sideswipe in two, creating an Overconfident Sideswipe and an Insecure Sideswipe! Can the Bee Team figure out how to get him back together AND stop Drag Strip? Is this actually a really effective way to do therapy? And who is disappointed to be the bottom? Join us this week for “The Great Divide”!

The Bee Team goes after a pair of Stunticons who are looking for one of Windblade's Cybertronian weapons caches in the middle of a major city! Can they stop them without blowing everyone's cover -- or blowing up the city? Can Bumblebee accept that it's more important to be a good leader than to be cool? Who do we suspect Wildbreak's dads are? And who thought giving Sideswipe an intern would turn out well? Join us this week for "Bee Cool"!

Scheduling continues to be A Lot, so this week we're dusting off one of our favorite Patreon specials from last year: Unwilling to risk covid for anything involving Jared Leto, this month we're going back to the 90s for an earlier version of Spider-Man's foe Morbius! As Spider-Man tries to find a cure for his advancing mutation, he crosses paths with Michael Morbius, who is studying vampire bats in a search for a cure of his own. But when some extremely poor lab hygiene gives Michael an insatiable thirst for "plasma", it's up to Spider-Man to stop him! How much actual vampire stuff did they have to change for Fox Kids? And is this at least better than spending money to watch Jared Leto? Join us this month for Spider-Man's "Neogenic Nightmare Chapter VI: Morbius", and as always, thank you so much for your support!