Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast

Tyler and Chris along with special guest host David J Cantu talk about the latest piece off of the Star Wars assembly line As well as some of the other Star Wars films They neglect to mention how this movie totally forgot about C3POs red arm from the last movie If you ask me this film was a hack job Great work Disney Whats next MICKEY MOUSE in STAR WARS Im really glad those jokes are coming back They were very funny in 2012 I guess these guys didnt get the program that they are supposed to gush over the trailers for months and then hate all of the movies when they come out Typical They dont do anything right

I guess its that time again Chris Tyler and Beth are back with the fourth season premiere of the podcast This time they are talking about The Disaster Artist They also talk a little bit about The Room Tyler is the only one who read the book But as we all know reading is for nerds

For the season finale Tyler and Beth finally get to do a proper Halloween Special They discuss horror movies throughout the ages including Frankenstein Halloween and Silence of the Lambs I bet these dweebs actually got scared by all of these movies Im not scared But hey could you leave the light on Totally unrelated

Tyler and Chris talk about the latest box office flop in the Blade Runner franchise Apparently no one wants to watch an artsy threehour long movie But these bozos did it and they give their glowing recommendation You basically dont even have to listen to the show now I saved you 27 minutes Youre welcome

In tonights episode Chris and Tyler talk about Kingsman The Golden Circle They also talk about their experience at Warren 21

Guest host David Wayne Young returns for another episode to talk about more terrible movies with Tyler and Chris These two dipsticks are over here talking about how positive they try to be with their show and here they are talking crap on three movies Nice work you jerks This time they talk about Dinosaur Island Magic Puppy and Death Bed The Bed That Eats Its a hoot and a holler if I do say so myself I hope they dont have David on again though Ive seen that guy pull his pants all the way down to pee in a public restroom

Chris is back to ruin another episode This time with the David no one likes Tyler is also there Not a good combination Anyway these three losers make fun of low budget Christian videos like a bunch of cynical assholes Have fun in Hell

Tyler and Beth talk about three films by the late director Satoshi Kon Including Perfect Blue Tokyo Godfathers and Paprika

Tyler and Beth do a short episode on three films about people being blown up and dying Including Barefoot Gen When the Wind Blows and Grave of the Fireflies

Chris is still dead so Tyler and Beth talk about three films by Guy Ritchie Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Snatch and Sherlock Holmes

Theyre back for the audio episodes folks This time Tyler and Beth chat about films by Don Bluth What You guys didnt see SpiderMan Thats the only film worth talking about right now This podcast is a joke

Day 6 of Cartoon Network Week

Day 5 of Cartoon Network Week

Day 4 of Cartoon Network Week

Day 3 of Cartoon Network Week

Day 2 of Cartoon Network Week Sorry this was a tad bit late At least the episode was on time

Day 1 of Cartoon Network Week Go to illuminationcinemacom to watch the episode

Season 5 of House of Cards with special guest David Cantu

On tonights show Chris Tyler and special guest David Wayne Young talk about their favorite Disney movies Most importantly Tyler reveals how Mulan turned him gay

The usual dickheads are back in a familiar format this time talking about three films by Martin Scorsese Including Taxi Driver Raging Bull and Goodfellas All three of them also have Robert De Niro I sure hope he doesnt die in a month like that time they did Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder died That really sucked Can they please be put away for that This podcast kills people