Two Judgey Girls

We are talking the Season 10 premiere of Vanderpump Rules! We love the new opening credits, showing off all of the different spinoff locations. But why are the girls featured in TomTom?! This episode was a nice way to get us all caught up on what is happening in these SURvers (former??) lives since we left them last year. Including: Tom and Katie divorce, Lala and Rand break up, James and Raquel end their engagement. Raquel is eating nachos with Peter?! Lala is on the prowl and doing it sober. Katie and Tom are BFFs who are co-parenting their dogs. Why does everyone live in Valley Village now? James is back on the sauce and has a new girlfriend, Allie, who feels like she switched lives with Raquel. (Did Allie previously date Peter?) Lala has called Schwartz weak and wants nothing to do with him since he wants to play pickleball with Rand. Schwartz and Sandy's is getting ready for the Daily Mail party (because yes, it still hasn't opened) and thankfully T. Sandy has been able to take a little break from his to

The Season 13 premiere of RHONJ is here! We meet new housewives Rachel and Danielle plus a Friend Of in Jen Fessler. The new girls seemingly fit right in which has us wondering--where have they been all this time? Teresa and the girls have moved in with Luis and we question whether she has EMBRACED his family or REPLACED her family. Speaking of... the Guidice/Gorga drama is still going strong. Is it that big of a deal that Teresa didn't ask Melissa to be a bridesmaid? Does Melissa really want to be a bridesmaid? Is this just more cannon for the Gorgas to hate Teresa? Marge and Teresa seemingly make up in this episode over cheese and crackers and it's because Teresa wants to NOT because Luis is making her. Has Luis made a positive impact in Tre's life? Jen vs Dolores is still going but we really just want more Paul. Frank seems to be insecure about his spot in Dolores life but we just want more calendar fun. Where can we buy this?! Come judge with us!*Apologies in advance as Courtney is traveling so her sound

This week we officially wrapped season three of Salt Lake City. Where will these four go from here? Is Mary Cosby coming back? Will we watch Jen go to prison? Will Whitney and Heather ever get out of this storm? Will Lisa and Meredith ever be friends again? Can they finally leave the country for a cast trip? Will Angie H hold a snowflake? We think not...but she will help Jen Shah pay her legal fees. In Potomac Robyn tries on wedding dresses, Mia claims Wendy touched her box, and we head to the strip club! Charrisse was mentioning it all! “She will f*ck any d*ck that comes her way. She was f*cking a worker in the bathroom.” Would Karen cheat on Ray? Was "Blue Eyes" her driver because she got a DUI? We have so much to discuss, come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p

We are up against the clock this week in the battle of the podcast vs Mary's dying computer. We still manage to recap the Potomac ladies in Mexico and the first of three parts of the RHOSLC reunion! Where is the Emmy for Potomac production? Between Gizelle’s stomach, Grande and Dame Special Potomac Unit, and the sketch of Juan’s mature woman, they had us howling! Does Juan have a girlfriend? Does Karen have a blue eyed friend? Will Mia and Jacqueline ever make up? Can Ashley keep a secret? At the SLC reunion, the women show up in a sprinter van and Heather finally admits to blacking out. Why didn’t she say that from the beginning? Lisa is still a queen, Meredith is still a lawyer, and Whitney thinks Andy is the Housewife Whisperer. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv

Happy week, Jurors! When you're talking bad about someone do you whisper? Do you do a quick look around to make sure they aren't near?! We had a blast watching Traitors and recommend you do the same (but if you haven't--skip ahead a bit as we jump right into it!). We need Kate Chastain back on our screens! The women in Potomac are in Mexico fighting about funerals, fake weddings, if Mia hooked up with Peter's girlfriend of Peter hooked up with Mia's girlfriend, the growth of Candiace and how Jacqueline deserves a champagne glass (more so than Charisse). We also continue to curse L*onard Hochstein. We, too, will buy him some bananas and shove it up his butt! We want a love like Julia and Martina and are happy to watch them persevere. Why does Larsa care that Nicole was married to a school teacher? Is anybody else obsessed with Alexia and Frankie's relationship? Should any of the women be afraid that what is happening to Lisa could happen to them? Why is the Miami cast SO stunning?! Come judge with us!You can f

What a week in the Bravo Universe! We discuss all of the "departures" including Lisa Rinna, Diana Jenkins and Kathryn Dennis, Jen Shah’s sentencing, the VPR trailer, RHUGT season 4 cast, and other hot topics like Phaedra joining Married to Medicine (although she isn’t a doctor nor dating a doctor nor have anything to do with medicine) and the end of Shannon Storms Beador and John Janssen. We travel to Mexico with the ladies of Potomac and watch a geriatric fight between Charisse and Karen. Did Charisse sleep with one of Karen’s boyfriends? Does Jacqueline sleep with G? Who is watching Jacqueline's kids? It takes a village (not that Mia would know...)! In Salt Lake City, we go to a book launch with no book, and chills were sent down our back as we watched the choir sing Amazing Grace (chills of embarrassment). Meredith and Heather travel to New York to support Jen, where she officially pleads guilty. Did Coach Shah know? Did he make her do it? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram:

Happy New Year, Jurors! Remember, you're not startin' over, you're startin'! We hope you all had a lovely holiday break and some time to rest, relax and catch up on all your favorite TV shows. We chat about our current Prolon journey (feel free to skip about 10 min ahead if it feels triggering) and how we plan on tackling the New Year (newsflash: it may be a new year, but it's the same us!). RHOP had us giggling throughout the entire episode and those editors really deserve the praise! The way they troll these women for their pretend storylines--between the Muhammad Ali of Live Shows, Happy Eddie, Sesame Street characters and Mia not being able to keep her throuple straight, we enjoyed the heck out of this one! In RHOSLC, we are still talking about NOT talking about Heather's black eye. Has another housewife fallen from grace as fast as one Heather Gay? This has become a horrible storyline. If she's covering for Jen, why does she keep insinuating it was Jen? Why does her story keep changing? Why are we still

It's our last podcast of 2022 and what better way to go out then chat all things about Real Housewives of Miami! Look--if you don't have Peacock, this is your sign to gift yourself a subscription. It is WELL WORTH IT strictly for RHOM. This season is focused on the demise of Lisa and Lenny's marriage. Everything from the hot mic moment, to playing tennis so can't watch the kids, to locking out his OWN MOTHER and the nanny so he can hook up with his side piece to his overall demeanor towards Lisa--TRASH! What in the midlife crisis is this crap, Leonard!? Also prove to us you have abs--we aren't buying it!!!! Is this Alexia's season to be the villain? Is she the Teresa of Miami? Is Marysol a full-fledged alcoholic? We get it--you like cockies. Will Julia and Martina make it through this season? What exactly is going on there...? Do we love Anthony Lopez this season? Is he going to make it to the March MANness bracket? Should Adriana/Kiki/Marysol be full time housewives? Adriana should be full-time for the BBL s

Happy holidays, Jurors! We are so close to 2023 and can't wait to welcome the New Year with you all--but probably not with a live show like Gizelle and Robyn. How did they not fill a 400 person venue? This is our greatest fear! Was it reasonable or was it shady? Will Karen's show be as good next episode? Will Robyn and Juan ever get married? Why is Jacqueline needing Mia to answer all of the questions about their relationship? What story has Mia told? Will they get their facts straight? Do you prefer music videos or concerts? In RHOSLC, Heather is really making our blood boil. Does she know what happened to her eye or not? Was it Jen? Was it a drunken accident? Was it a shady knock on the door? Why can't she just tell us? Who is she protecting?! HERSELF! To deflect, Meredith, Heather and Jen try to turn it onto Queen Lisa Barlow after a day of wine tasting. Everything comes to a head at the Greek dinner (which takes place at like 10:30pm) and was it a rant or a tirade?! Who cares about an SEC filing and it's

This week we discuss RHOP and RHOSLC. Congrats to Candiace on her MBA! Does Wendy only film with Eddie? Should Ray have gotten involved with the Chris/Gizelle drama? Why is nobody in the group, including Karen, saying that Karen isn't having an affair?! Over in San Diego the RHOSLC ladies hit the beach for some lame beach games that Meredith can't even engage with and Jen shares a secret. Heather and Whitney can’t seem to listen to each other in their Amazon Marilyn MONroe wigs and is it all because Heather is jealous of Queen Barlow?! The Good Time Girls show off their t*tties and Heather wakes up with a black eye. How did it happen? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Don't be myopic and come join us this week as we discuss the trip similarities of the ladies in Miami and San Diego. Why is Wendy STILL the one being left out? Would you rather be on the boat or driving lambos? Is Robyn making up this “wedding"? Did Gizelle charge and put the speaker in Robyn's purse? Does Candiace have pretend amnesia regarding Karen stepping out with other men? In San Diego, we are still on Day One with Jen throwing champagne, carrots, and shoes overboard. Does she even remember the boat ride? What does she have on Heather that Heather keeps defending her? Is Heather the Queen of deflecting? Should Meredith be demoted from the CEO of Fun? Who is fighting and who has made up in this wild episode?! Go find yourself another Heather Gay and come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on A

In the words of Brittany Cartwright, “I’m engaged!”; Michael popped the question to Mary on Thanksgiving Day! Mary shares the story with all of us. We are liking Southern Hospitality and think it has potential to be a low stakes fun show! We deep dive the ladies of Potomac in Miami: are you Team Wendy or Team Mia? What does Wendy know about Mia from Peter? Do Jacqueline and Mia shower together? Did you know it’s Karen’s 59th birthday? Why is Robyn filming everyone? In San Diego, Angie K. is going for her snowflake by exposing Jen Shah for not paying for Coach's birthday party. Jen claims she paid Angie back with a $5k necklace that Jen couldn’t get on because of her nails. Meredith is trying to boost her resume as the CEO of Fun, Heather warns Danna to choose her fights with Jen wisely, and we were disappointed that Queen Barlow didn’t get enough air time this week! Come judge with us!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/tw

Today, we sit down with one our favorite new cast members, Rachel Clark from Winter House! We chat all the things including Rachel's current relationship status, how she met Kyle and Amanda, as well as her floral business and how she got to where she is today. She talks about being on reality tv, her friendships in Winter House, and who she think is the hottest man on Bravo right now! (That one will truly shock you!) Rachel was a pure delight and we had the best time getting to know her! Come judge with us! Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! We are so thankful for all of you and hope you have a wonderful week. Thanks for sticking with us all this time! xx, C&MYou can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy pre-Thanksgiving, Jurors! Has Craig passed the baton to Kory for the role of the Winter House villain? Are Paige/Ciara/Amanda being mean girls to Jess? Did we need to see the Kory and Jess hook up?! We debrief Potomac at the Burn Session and make our way down to Miami. Ashley isn’t even shocked when Candiace exposes Michael's dalliances. We are Candycanes now and so proud of Candiace for standing up to Gizelle. How do they only have six rooms for nine women in this house? Is Mia the Ramona of the group? What will happen next week with Peter? In RHOSLC, the men get together for a bbq, therapy session, and hand holding. At choir rehearsal Lisa asks Heather, “do you like me?” and she doesn't know how to react. We wonder if Heather has pretend amnesia. Plus Jen Shah plans a trip to San Diego and doesn’t invite Danna. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgey

Happy birthday to our gorgeous Judgey Girl, Summer Mary! We chat a bit about Buying Beverly Hills, or as Mary calls it, The Umansky Show. Over in Potomac, Wendy hosts a "Burn Party" which unsurprisingly does not end well. Why are the GEBs still going after Wendy?! Ashley tries going after Candiace with more stories about Chris. Why can't these two get along? They'd be a dynamic duo! Robyn keeps talking about her nonexistent wedding and it's nonchalantly dropped if Karen may have a blue eyed friend? In SLC, is Heather obsessed with Lisa? Why are we being subjected to this choir tryout? Even mores, why are we being subjected to Seth and Meredith in a bathtub?! Can Bad Weather stand the storm or has it been lost FOREVER?! Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more

We are so excited to welcome our 2020 Champ and 2022 Hall of Fame March MANness winner, Luke Gulbranson to the podcast today! We got to chat with Luke about everything--what it's like to film Winter House (plus the house layout!) and Summer House, his current relationships with the castmates (including his status with Craig), his acting career, and what other irons he has in the fire. Come judge with us!Thanks so much to Luke for joining us today! Winter House airs on Thursdays on Bravo.You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We may be a day late, but we've packed a lot into this podcast to make up for it! The Tom's show up at Winter House this week to provide a much needed value add while Paige wants to basically leave and never return. In SLC, we are subjected to the set up of a choir audition with 4/5 contestants being Heather's family. The Harrington's show off their desperation creating @shahxposed (still active!): Judge me later! (No thanks, we'll judge you now.) We are really going to miss when Jen goes to prison because she is entertaining the hell out of us. Did Michael actually leave Ashley? Michael getting a vasectomy and the leak of their separation all seems a little sus. We are Team Wendy here and feel bad for her being left out this season. Would you let your kids attend an event you were not invited to? Why were we subjected to so many silly things this week: choir auditions, "family" fun day, arctic games? Either way, we had a blast watching it all! Hope all of you and your fat f*cking Elf on a Shelf husbands are

So much to talk about this week! In SLC, we are infiltrated with Angie H, who is this franchise's version of Kim D. Did her pretend amnesia of the basketball convo or the martini/spritzer mixup get us worked up enough to think she is a liar? Is Heather aligning with the wrong people? Would you buy The Book of Barlow? In Potomac, Robyn comes to Chris’ defense potentially causing a crack in the Green Eyed Bandits--she is bringing it this season! Candiace tells us to make sure the fourth wall break is shown, much to Wendy's detriment of Mia lying. Is Mia lying? About Chris and about other things? Is Ashley is pretending to get a divorce or at least committing mortgage fraud?! We finally finish RHOBH. Are you Team Kathy or Team Rinna? Is Kyle the one who really suffers here? What did Erika hear in Aspen? Was Rinna abused and traumatized in Aspen? Will Kathy ever forgive Kyle? Can we finally take a breath now that the season has come to an end?! Come Judge with us!!!You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twoj

This week we debrief all things Bravocon, the Beverly Hills part 2 reunion, Potomac, and SLC. We do our best to give you a recap of all the craziness that happened at Bravocon. Are the Gorgas out? Are Erika and Dorit fighting? Did Luke and Ashley hook up?! We are so proud of Candiace for sticking up for her man and not letting Gizelle and Ashley create a narrative that he was sliding into their DMs and slipping into hotel rooms. This is NOT a good look for Gizelle who always wants to ruin somebody's relationship. Were you surprised that Rinna doesn’t recycle? Erika really took the blame on that one! We loved how Sutton stood up for herself and Kyle really stuck her foot in her mouth with Crystal (but she has tattoos!!).What side of Bad Weather are you on? Heather or Whitney? Did Heather hear the rumor and choose not to say it out loud? Is she dismissing Whitney and what she is going through? Will Jen get Botox again? Where can we get Ef Bee Eye hats? Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:I

Thought you couldn't get enough of us this week? Well--we are back for one more podcast to cover the premiere of Winter House! We met newbies Jessica (Lindsay Jr.), Rachel and Kory, who we think will be great additions to the cast. What do you all think of the new cast? This is the first time that Paige and Craig will be together for 17 consecutive days. Will they make it unscathed? Will Lindsay 2.0 learn to tap more than trees with Luke? Will Jason ever find love? Are Kyle and Amanda sweeter than ever? We couldn’t be happier to watch these lovable idiots in costumes this week and the weeks to come. Welcome back, Winter House! We sure missed you. Come judge with us! You can find us on social media:Instagram: @twojudgeygirlsFacebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirlsPatreon: www.patreon.com/twojudgeygirlsCameo: www.cameo.com/twojudgeygirls2Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, Stitcher  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.