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It's time to Cry, Motherfuckers. Topics include: Steam has a lot of robots; in the deluge of porn, there was CRYSTAR; the saddest anime girl on the cover; relatable or offensive? it's both; Crystar went to sleep until I beat Pathologic 2; you been playing a lot of Doom?; how you know an ARPG is jank; crying girl do combo; crying out the loot; roguelite elements; the spinny just comes out; Kokoro problems; how can you tell the tail is fox or wolf; don't expect this game to be sensitive; a new feature! we flirt with the temporality of current events by talking about games coming out on Steam!; Azur Lane Crosswave! what IG and Compile are making instead of Neptunia!; darksburg; Arknights had its first event! we go through Grani And The Knight's Treasure!; Grani is a cop, Skadi was a trash fire; still ship Grani with the village chief girl; where is the Big Bob banner?; Reunion is right as always; Madiha dishes about writing and about the current status of The Solstice War. * * * JOIN OUR DISCORD (if you're no

This motherfucker just shoved nails down this man's mouth! Once again, Transmediacrity Games Incorporate is here to make reams of money off of YOUR ideas. Thank you. This podcast is our extremely ribald startup culture sex and drugs party that we're throwing with YOUR money. Thank you. Games created on this podcast: Magical Girls: Reconstruction Super Mario & The Secret Of The Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Honjou Raita's Excellent Adventure Hyperdemansion Luigia --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! JOIN OUR DISCORD (if you're normal). (READ THE RULES) Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Special thanks to Velt for our cover art! Check her art here. (Not worksafe.) You can find us at:  Madiha: Twitter, The Solstice War Esther: Twitter, Tumblr

As usual I'm the only correct one, and the majority of people are just wrong. I'm used to this being the way of things. Topics: Leave the kids alone; outsider artists; the Rhodes Island operators have thrown us into the GACHA GAOL for not being model minorities; IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE FUCKED UP CLASS POLITICS OF ARKNIGHTS; fuck you; the story is DOGSHIT; killing guys in hoodies; "Medical PMC"; whatever man, if you wanna have a 12 year old as a CEO thats fine; who is your favorite class traitor?; we do the ten-roll math completely wrong; the gameplay is fun and the girls are cute but this setting is heinous; Esther played HADES, a supergiant roguelike; classical thots; Madiha has continued to play Pathologic 2; trading nuts to kids for drugs; trading lockpicks for toast; christmas souls; would you want to watch a Pathologic 2 video from Madiha? --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! JOIN OUR DISCORD (if you're normal). (PLEASE PING MADIHA SO YOU CAN BE MADE A MEMBER.) Send us q

I would've been okay if like, what came out of the girls, was some King of Braves GaoGaiGar shit happening. Topics: The Rise Of Skywalker Spoiler Free Discussion; Spoilers: it sucks; what is your relationship to Star Wars?; still playing Pathologic 2; acquiring future games; still playing Bug Fables; answering YOUR questions!; who's your least favorite touhou; Nazrin Disrespecter; Sanae, written by Mari Okada; Esther dunking on her own cats; top ten anime of the decade; WIXOSS, BABY; Madiha hates SD gundams; Granbelm should've had some King of Braves Gaogaigar shit; Mari Okada would unlock 100% of the human brain if she was given Vira to write; games you have trouble getting back into. --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! JOIN OUR DISCORD (if you're normal). Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Special thanks

Grid 3.0: You Will (Not) Defeat Fernando Alonso. It's Transmediacrity's take on the best games of 2019. Featuring special guest lister, Cecilia! Here's the lists: MADIHA 1. Pathologic 2 2. Sekiro 3. Code Vein 4. Unity of Command 2 5. Banner of the Maid ESTHER 1. Sekiro 2. Bug Fables 3. Disco Elysium 4. AI: The Somnium Files 5. Death Stranding CECILIA 1. Need for Speed: Heat 2. FFXIV: Shadowbringers 3. Touhou Project 17: Wily Beast and Weakest Creature 4. Untitled Goose Game 5. GRID (2019) --- Ending theme is "Plagued Outdoors" from Pathologic 2. Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Special thanks to Velt for our cover art! Check her art here. (Not worksafe.) You can find us at:  Madiha: Twitter, The Solstice War. Esther: Twitter, Tumblr

Take a moment of history where real shit happened; make it anime; and make it tactical. That's all I've ever wanted. Topics include: I'm Media; Madiha has been doing some uncharacteristic things, like reading an isekai light novel called "I Favor The Villainess"; but this one is GAY; light novel gang shit; the edgy era of light novels; Madiha has ALSO been playing a visual novel...with TACTICAL ELEMENTS, it's BANNER OF THE MAID; there are plenty of maids in this setting; Napoleonic Fire Emblem; brief aside about napoleonic wargaming; muskets are melee; going over the classes and weapons; little baby bitch difficulty; everything that I wanted Fire Emblem Three Houses to be; Madiha exposits about Napoleon's Italian Campaign; Marie Antoinette is mommy; only slightly yuri; have your favs deposed the monarchy; Esther played BUG FABLES, a bug paper mario-alike; whacky stuff you can do with badges; BUG COOKING; bug world lore; we know about the Dangen situation, but without knowing more, please don't punish Moonspr

I got told by the birds and the little kid and everyone, that I would be fucked up if I went to my dad's house. So I said "OK, then I'm going to my dad's house and I dare you to fuck with me." Topics include: Christmas creep; Madiha played Pathologic 2!; reimagining of a mid 2000s first person adventure-survival game; Madiha's kind of game?; the bachelor is a dick; accidentally punched a man to death; this is probably gonna make everything WORSE if I do this; the kids are alright; weirdly racialized man; I found a huge knife, but if I used it, it'd create more problems; brief aside about CHOICES THAT MATTER; Esther played the cygames pinball game, WORLD FLIPPER, so very brief gacha gaol; they're not doing a granblue, so Japanese only!; bring Vira to Dragalia Lost; there's not any balls; flipping the characters around; excited for Arknights?; Madiha's good on gacha games, but she'll give it a chance!; Esther will also give it a chance; tower defense RPG gacha, surprisingly not horny (for now); brief aside ab

I've been engaging with a lot of media featuring slutty dads. Topics include: Madison and Emily guest hosting; it's Lockheed Martin; Madiha started playing Pokemon Sword!; if you want all the pokemon in the game, support unionization; coming into it from Ruby and Sapphire; soccer bunny; i swear on me mum, m8; beautiful environments with a fixed camera; grandma is in her recliner; supreme cap; big yampers; old MIDI ass terrible noises; Esther remembers Pocket Card Jockey; mini Gacha Gaol for Honkai Impact 3rd; it's the best gacha game and Madiha's favorite game and Madiha's favorite video game story and China's most successful fantasy IP but anyway we're gonna get back to it for a proper gacha gaol in the future; Esther discusses her favorite chapo boy in DISCO ELYSIUM; mutton chops dad; stat checks; Felix Biederman voices; Depressed Cop Emasculation Simulator; deep world lore; I wish there was a different game in this world; Madiha gets snuck up on by the logistics in UNITY OF COMMAND II; does all the things

Millions of dollars have gone into saying the stupidest shit I have ever seen and heard and I'm down for it. Topics: Madiha's tail is bushy; PSA: We're sick of Fire Emblem Three Houses; Esther is a normie; we talk about Death Stranding from like 12:00-44:00, read an article or something if you want someone who is thinking too hard about this game, we're only hype; Madiha CANNOT become the Emperor of Rome in IMPERATOR: ROME; the tutorial is still not good; clicking the gender equality button; the ballad of Apullia Maxima, the mommy legion commander; its time for the FILM MAIDENZ to talk about some classic cinema! Madiha and Esther watched Andrei Tarkovsky's SOLARIS; high concept at 1:20:00, but basically spoilers until like 2:00:00; we tell Madiha "ok boomer." --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out

The girls lose their Media Maidenhood and become Media Succubi as we celebrate the most lurid holiday on the calendar...it's hornyween! Join us for a look at a special franchise that is near and dear to Madiha's heart, and may have become special to Esther too. We're looking at the crossover video game gijinka sensation that sweeped from Japan to America in the early 2010s and has since...stopped sweeping much at all! We're going over the history, the myth, the legends, and the fanservice. It's our Choujigen Game Neptune/Hyperdimension Neptunia podcast! No more notes, just listen to it. --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Special thanks to Velt for our cover art! Check her art here. (Not worksafe.) You can find us at:  Madiha: Twitter, Tumblr, The Solstice War. Esther:

If you can get the headwind? You can bolt with ALL the liquor you want. Topics: We have to talk about blizzard; Madiha's vacation report; brief Honkai Impact talk; the actual GACHA GAOL, a Touhou gacha came out! Esther plays Touhou Cannonball; over 40 dollars a ten roll! *heavy breathing*; board game with rpg elements; Letty Whiterock rate-up banner; Madiha briefly remembers what a bad time Game of Dice was; economic, cultural, military victories; you should know that; Madiha is successfully advertised by steam and bought Sea Salt! a lovecraftian action-strategy game; Herzog-Zwei alikes; terrorizing villagers; kiting with your last living cultist; killing babies; holy skeleton lady; strategy adjacent games going back to herzog zwei; Esther paid 30 dollars for Indivisible 4 years ago; it's just alright; valkyrie profile alike; shonen plot flavored up a bit with mythology; meathead girl; metroidvania stuff; shovel knight is going to be there; zone-tan cum potions; it's a lab zero game, and it's SO far back in

As much as I want to fleece everyone for as much money as possible, we need to give them SOMETHING. What I'm coming at them with is COMMON HEADS. Transmediacrity Game Jam is back. We break our partnership with Jodd Drogg games to bring you new exclusives, worked collaboratively, with partners who don't know what they are making, because they probably wouldn't like it if they knew the entirety of our dark, ribald designs from the get-go. In the spirit of hornyween, we've made some decadent and enticing new games with YOUR submissions, including the following: -Exquisite Corpse -Poppin' Feet -Touhou (But Fucked Up) -Wayne Gretzky's War In The North -- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Special thanks to Velt for our cover art! Check her art here. (Not worksafe.) You can fin

My trauma could use some sexual healing. Topics include: Madiha's decadent day; Esther gets successfully advertised to by MISTOVER; KRAFTON GAME UNION; a darkest dungeon filter over etrian odyssey; sadomasochism nun; potential titstorm candidate; but I UGH; the triumphant return of GACHA GAOL as we dive into DMM's femboy fetish gacha game WITCH WEAPON; the egg game; DMM's first real game (the first one we cared about); looks enough like a real game; mechanically fun, story is interesting(?); the origin of the fetish; white trans woman-sonas; cathartic shining; DEADLY PREMONITION SPOILERS from like 45:00 to like 53:00; Esther played A.I. The Somnium Files!; old man cringe humor; sexy eyeball; did you say Switch?; subverting the routes; your extremely strong daughter hates you; CODE VEIN came out, and it rules?; started going insane the minute the title screen music played; fast souls; this game is all about gifts; always GOING IN; characters are always talking, always interacting; going over the lore (as we k

I was legitimately contemplating the thought that real demons existed. Topics include: Breaking your ribs again on labor day; ..................yeah; kids, just warm the seat!; when your time to play Xenoblade Chronicles 2 becomes a nap; predictably regimenting your day; Madiha has lost, CONTROL, a new game from the Alan Wake people; 260 super; getting video games with your graphics card; A.I. Apocalypse Psycho Esther; throwing a man counts as the "heavy" damage category; running up against the barriers; punching up the dialog line by line; fake stupid game journalism numbers; buying a Digital Deluxe Edition; Esther played DEADLY PREMONITION, zach; how disheveled is your york?; the PC version is dogshit; what will we do for the Hornyween Titstorm?; Deadly Premonition 2 hype; Xenoblade is Nintendo's "Tales of;" the Pokemon gacha is not yet worthy of a gacha gaol segment; getting your mind blown by Pokemon Gold & Silver when you were 12 years old. --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfict

Rhea would not be able to get these teens to learn to ride horses without me. The horse-riding book is collecting dust. Topics include: Escape the Prohibition with Drïnk; Nintendo Switch Online is underwhelming; the NES emulator is tiresome; kaizo gradius; tangent: trying out the steam link in-home streaming; Madiha finished Fire Emblem three houses and gives her verdict; fun facts about Madiha; no motivation to do the other routes; i kin Edelgard; A. White Mann; just do milf route; Edelgard is so powerful that her route is shorter; Madiha wanted a switch exclusive that would last her a while, so she picked up Xenoblade Chronicles 2!; the nintendo e-shop is full of trash; the horniest Xenoblade game; age indeterminate teen boy; ITS THE SAME FUCKING STORY AS ELEMENTAL GERAD; shounen anime writing; its really fun; SCOTTISH CATGIRL; 8-bit Minigame you MUST PLAY; a desire to own f1 car models; Sucker 4 Tsunderes; the SYSTEMS; rollin' for those RARE BLADES; DOOM? WITH *THESE STICKS*?; all of Esther's friends got

Nobody knows what guarana is. Nobody knows what guarana is or what it is doing to my body. Topics include: Madiha enters the normie mindset; Esther's coffee misadventure; Madiha buys a nInTeNdO sWiTcH~; the Experience; i don't want to play Wolfenstein on it; let Madiha be messy; early misconceptions about how to optimize your Fire Emblem: Three Houses playing from people who do not read any internet resources on how to play the game, don't call in, don't tell us about it, we don't care about your opinions; nightmare gamer girl Persona3-chan; Edelgard eliminated the Kulaks and all of the enemies of the people; deliciously authoritarian; Esther played Persona Q2, nintendo 3DS exclusive; everyone has the wildcard; Chie loves meat, Kanji is still repressed; the music is still good; the maidenz played Bloodstained! its one of those things again, you know the ones; castlevania man; janky menus and UI; it's acceptably fun, but lacking...quality-feel; Konami trademarked the good whip tech; Madiha's insane whining ab

The Scions of the Seventh Dawn got blown with the MAC. We're back!! It's those two awful podcast hooligans Madiha and Esther!!! It's our Final Fantasy XIV: Shadowbringers spoilercast! Oops, it's all spoilers!! No show notes for this one, you're just gonna have to listen for all our incredible lines. --- Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Special thanks to Velt for our cover art! Check her art here. (Not worksafe.) You can find us at:  Madiha: Twitter, Tumblr, The Solstice War. Esther: Twitter, Tumblr  

I don't know if the va11 hall-a people have the Great Bolivarian Spirit behind them. Topics include: Madiha talks about Girls Frontline up front so that you leave immediately; Deep Dive!; fuckin' gamer boy; what even happened in Deep Dive; Esther is finally recognized as an influencer and got some exclusive deets on CODE VEIN; it's edgy anime bio-vampire souls; Madiha mouth stuff; horny bodysuit bio-miku; A+ character creator; people's reactions to souls games; brief Neverinth aside, it's a souls thing in early access that's...okay!; SEKIRO SPOILERS START at 52:00; Sekiro is the best game that they have ever made; faceapp Sekiro going "fuck them dads." Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUMBLR and TWITTER and Curiouscat! SUPPORT US ON PATREON! Or donate directly to Madiha for hosting costs. Check out our YOUTUBE CHANNEL. Subscribe, and like our videos! Special tha

Wow! You ARE a 15 year old teenager, and NOT a 'kawaii' child! It's episodes 6 and 7 of Akuma No Riddle! Topics include: vocaloid lore; don't listen to our old episodes except betterman anime club; DON'T READ THE MANGA until after you watch the anime; manga differences; a whole entire ship cut out of the anime; Isuke backstory; Koukou just throws grenades; Esther examines the Akuma no Riddle fic scene; still doing Romeo and Juliet; the easiest way to trick Haru into dying; the catcher in the rye; Madiha played a priest (and never recovered); Suzu foreshadowing again; the bathroom thesis; how concurrently was this running with the manga?; Madiha and Esther rewrite the Hitsugi assassination; find all the hidden banbas; the spatiality of the Chitaru vs. Tokaku fight; after Shienna died so did her script; traumatized by a double suicide; yuri tropes but FUCKED UP; yandere Hitsugi; Isuke just wants to be a sugar mama; SWIMSUIT EPISODE!!!; manga!Suzu buying the swimsuits; Nio doesn't know what bondage is; the ani

I thought what they wanted me to do with the final monkey was to throw myself in the pit and die. Topics include: Madiha's haunted mic; we talk about fromsoft games way too much; Modern Warfare 4; immersive sims; please stop listening to synthwave; no videogames are coming out; Madiha is still playing Sekiro, and she doesn't care what you think about it; we need to collectively get over western fantasy aesthetics; the best one of these; bloodborne comparisons; highest highs, lowest lows; Esther discovered the true form of her tekken: Undernight In-Birth; what character are you labbing; the wiki says "this is why this character is hated"; The Wandering Earth, a Chinese sci-fi blockbuster; not at all like the novella it's based on; the earth is doomed five times in a row; fuck you dad I'm gonna complete the mission; shoot Jupiter. Click here to vote for The Solstice War on topwebfiction! Send us questions and game jam submissions!! Rate us on iTunes! Email us at transmediacrity@gmail.com! Check out our TUM