Ear Biscuits

We all rate our Uber drivers, but what do they rate us? In this episode, Rhett and Link find out what their Uber stats actually are – from the 5 stars to the 1 stars. Plus, Rhett shows off a new skill, and Jenna has a surprise vision board for Link. Who’s the better passenger? Start building your credit. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit to get started. Get started at chime.com/ear. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Could you rank your top activities? It’s harder than it looks. In this episode, Rhett describes why smash burgers are top tier, and Link talks about his snowboarding trip that turns into a convo about what the best activities are. Plus, Rhett goes over his delayed New Year’s party and why it was the perfect amalgamation of attendees – even though Link wasn’t there. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Did you have an alert on your phone to listen to Ear Biscuits at the start of the year, but couldn’t remember why? It was the time capsule episode from 2014! In this episode, Rhett & Link are revisiting the predictions they made for what things would be like in 2024, from the fashion to the tech. Plus, some listeners weigh in on Rhett’s “phone in the bedroom” problem. Mark your calendars for January 2034! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Never fear, vacation talk is here! In this episode, Link talks about his family trip to New Zealand, including a tour of Hobbiton (for all you Lord of the Rings fans), and Link’s experience driving on the left side of the road has people proceeding with caution. Plus, Rhett discusses his screw up when presenting at an award show, as well as his staycation over the holidays. Watch To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are back for 2024! In this episode, Rhett and Link talk about some new year resolutions involving (or rather not involving) cell phone use. Plus, they revisit the adult bedwetting conversation to make Link feel better, and Rhett shares his fears for how advanced technology is getting, and that this year, we’re going to see A LOT. GMM is going on tour! Get more info at goodmythicaltour.com. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s the end of the year, and that means it’s time to look back on all the things that made 2023 great! In this episode, Rhett & Link are recounting their top 10 moments of the year – from commencement speeches to solo camping trips to staying on anxiety meds and more, this year was truly one for the books. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It’s that time of year again – the guys are going over their purchases of 2023! They discuss some of the things they’ve bought that have brought them joy this year, but first, Link has an accident that he has never experienced as an adult. Grab your Depends and tune in! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feedback can go a looong way. In this episode, Rhett defends his stance on pomegranates to a listener, Link gives a tell all on his… aggressive showering methods, and the pair discover a strange way sailors are trying to defend themselves from orcas. Plus, a look behind the entertainment curtain, that may have you all putting some opinions to rest. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

A Pie Party.. and contest? Sign us up! In this episode, Link talks about a new kind of party he is obsessed with, Rhett discusses his moment of fanning out over an improv person at Vulture Fest, and the duo give their opinions about the new AI Pin – said to be the replacement for the smartphone. Is it really all it’s cracked up to be? To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

If you haven’t made your TikTok likes private, here’s your sign to do so! In this episode, Link discovers his TikTok history was public, causing him to freak out at what he might have “liked,” and Rhett finds out some intriguing details to his son’s music choices. Plus, why you really shouldn’t be donating sex toys to a thrift store. Or… anywhere, really. Eww. Join the Mythical Society to watch the Cotton Candy Randy Mediation Special! mythicalsociety.com To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This just in from Banan-news! (News written on bananas – it’s gonna be a thing). In this episode, Rhett & Link weigh in on a Georgia restaurant’s policy of charging adults a fee for bad parenting while reminiscing on their earlier parenting days. Plus, Link explains to Rhett how Rugby is played – in Link fashion. Pre-order the Mythical Cookbook at https://mythical.com/cookbook To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get your bowls and spoons ready, because Rhett & Link have made a cereal! In this episode, Rhett & Link discuss how their new cereal MishMash came to be, find out that they might be playing a bigger role in some people’s bedrooms than they thought, and someone reveals that Rhett’s “Yoatmeal” actually already exists. Plus, Link’s new fashion accessory to end the tyranny of pockets. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

That’s right, it’s been 400 episodes and 10 years of Ear Biscuits! In this episode, Rhett and Link are talking about some moments that apparently live rent free in your heads from Ear Biscuits over the years. Plus, Link goes to a Brandi Carlile concert and makes an interesting observation about the crowd, and the two break down their thoughts on what they’ve been creating and how they react to criticisms. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/EAR and get on your way to being your best self. Start building your credit up. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit to get started. Get started at chime.com/ear To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Link’s gone viral! And not for something he expected. In this episode, Rhett and Link talk about the tattoo picture that had people thinking Link had two very specific, but contradicting looks. Plus, Rhett revisits the socks vs. no socks in shoes debate and has Link sniff test and gives a final verdict. Get your Mythical Corkboard at mythical.com! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Interstates, dates, and sockless shoes? In this episode, Link discusses his desire to find a shoe that works without socks, Rhett has a very strange date night that gets weirder and weirder as the night goes on, and Rhett teaches Link about U.S. Interstates. It may just blow your mind. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/EAR and get on your way to being your best self. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You’ve heard him talk about her, you’ve heard her sing on James and the Shame, you’ve maybe seen her Twitter, that’s right! Jessie McLaughlin, also known as the Forest Queen has joined the show alongside Little Twig Boy. In this episode, Rhett and his wife Jessie are giving their experiences on a long lasting marriage, their annoying but endearing quirks, and how they would eat a stick. Yes, a stick. Pre-Order The Mythical Cookbook at https://mythical.com/cookbook Don’t put off learning that language - there’s no better time than RIGHT NOW to get started! For a very limited time, you can get Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 40% off! That’s $179 for unlimited access to 25 language courses for the rest of your life. Redeem your 40% off at https://rosettastone.com/ear today! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ever woken up out of a dream and been so relieved it wasn’t real? In this episode, Link talks about his dream that Rhett and himself were going to be in a fight for content, while Rhett dreamt about a turbulent bus ride down a flight of stairs that ended in a lesson to always read the fine print on a waiver. Plus, the amazing return of Link’s DJ alter ego – Elkhound Snugglebaby at a dance party for the ages! Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/EAR and get on your way to being your best self. Start building your credit up. Open a Chime Checking account with at least a $200 qualifying direct deposit to get started. Get started at chime.com/ear To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mind your ears, as Sextember continues! In this episode, Rhett and Link are giving their thoughts on manscaping, whether they’d rather always have quickies or go for the long haul but less often, and give quite the description of how it feels to, well, complete. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sextember is back! In this episode, Rhett and Link are exploring the kinkier side of things by talking about some of their thoughts on unconventional intimate practices, what they’ve tried, things they’ve never heard of, as well as hearing suggestions from some of you about what to try between the sheets.  Get your Scent of the Set Candle at mythical.com! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The dynamic duo are back in action! In this episode, Rhett talks about his solo camping trip, where he has some vehicle mishap, and makes an announcement. Plus he discusses what he was up to while he was out sick. Link sends his son Lincoln off to college and may or may not have done something embarrassing, but does he recover? Get a Glow in the Dark Mug at mythical.com! To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices