Erin And Aliee Hate Everything

Trigger Warnings: suicide, mental illness, viruses, nature, sweaty boobs, Awards Season, baby snatching, the common cold, burning bushes, obsessive Googling, bird parenting, sad babes, yeast infections, hissing, comparison, peppermint oil, Viola Davis, the bug man If you’re in crisis, please call the Suicide Hotline at 800-273-8255. We are drinking Limoncello LaCroix and Truly Mango Lemonade. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: Q anon, voter suppression, child sex trafficking, infrastructure, vaccination, Lil' Nas X, misinformation, Nickelodeon theme songs, solo roadtrips, Joe "Mansion" Manchin, free speech, pitbulls, HBO's Into the Storm, satanic panic, vocal fry, ASMR, the filibuster, RV rentals, blood sneakers We are drinking Spendrift Sparkling Water and a Kentucky Mule with Bermuda Tiger Shark Ginger Beer. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: misogyny, racism, unemployment payments, Damn Daniel, identity theft, frog legs, stimmy checks, Birkenstocks, introversion, neck beards, pettiness, centering terrorists, specialized vegetable tools, kissing, vaccination, Officer Potts, professional cuddlers, metaphors,  sex work, bikinis, Jay Baker, really bad days, Elizabeths, Miss Saigon, W-2s, breakfast beer #stopasianhate We are drinking Calm Magnesium and Morning Glow from Swamphead Brewery. Call our complaint line! 818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: communal grieving, dead dads, Q-anon, social media, hugs, British affectations, weed print clothing, emotional voyeurism, class solidarity, crying, GameStop, reddit, pancakes, the grief police, hedge funds, Warped Tour, r/wallstreetbets, tea time, meme stocks, market manipulation, chicken tenders   We are drinking coffee and tea. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: lonely holidays, seasonal depression, the rona, Country Bear Jamboree, pelvic floor muscles, meyer lemons, Happiest Season, the virgin Mary, cookies, evermore, Jingle Jangle, object permanence, targeted Facebook ads, senioritis, nativities, RBG, anti-depressants, girls doing STEM, Pete Townshend, baby Jordans We are drinking hot toddies and Cann (use code ALIEE). Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: holiday blues, casual racism, white privilege, shower thoughts, The American Dream™, intersectional feminism, hugging, Polar Bears, ovulation, bell hooks, matcha, Glow, anti-racist Santa, bumpy ice, TSA, wrestling, fertility, traveling sailors, The Crown, poetry, therapy, South Pacific, Princess Diana, voyeurism, global warming, vaccines, hope, charitable BJs Follow Marianna Palka @mariannapalka. We are drinking matcha and spiked seltzer!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com  (Yes we recorded this the night before Thanksgiving, so there was no way it would come out in time for that holiday. Just go with it!)

Trigger Warnings: conservative Twitter, Lindsey Graham, public safety, campus rape, "fake news", LSU, hope, coronavirus vaccines, Aladdin, grammar nerds, qualitative data, Ed Orgeron, mRNA, covid fatigue, naked politicians, drive-in movies, immunity, Reverend Warnock, firm boundaries, double features, baby trains We are drinking Sweetwater Organic Fair Trade Coffee (shipping across the US!). Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: democracy, law and order, white rural voters, shirtless Mitch McConnell, satsumas, Converse sneakers, Fort Bragg, Abigail Spanberger, tractors, socialism, Onlyfans, big tents, Kamala "Momala" Harris, lying, public celebration, cunnilingus We are drinking The Shell House Spiked Seltzer in Meyer Lemon. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: diet culture, The Fuck It Diet, dog parenting, Crossfit bros, small houses, scented garbage bags, cults, body positivity, book-shaming, food rules, cinnamon brooms, coping mechanisms, gluten, TV bodies, keto, The Vow, "baby weight," capitalism, cocaine  Fucking Vote. Follow Caroline @thefuckitdiet. We are drinking coffee and tea (kombucha as per usual. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com 

Trigger Warnings: Breonna Taylor, no-knock warrants, wanton endangerment, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, toxic theater teachers, the 2nd Amendment, twincest, Jane Fonda, the Mayan calendar, baby Hitler, mood collars, wax figurines, dog training, road trips, Mitch McConnell, lukewarm tea, the Supreme Court, dissenting, dramatic readings, Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron, unhealthy coping mechanisms. Fucking Vote. Also fuck Mitch McConnell. We are drinking tea. Call our complaint line with all your dieting feelings!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: forced sterilization, private prisons, colonialism, transphobia, serial killers, J.K. Rowling, "Mississippi appendectomies", Trader Joe's, Pumpkin Spice season, travel planning, The Home Edit, goat cheese, working remote, detention centers, alphabetized spices, body shaming, deliveries, cotton candy grapes, The Fuck It Diet, the Silver Lake Library parking garage Fucking Vote. Also fuck Mitch McConnell. We are Guava Goddess and Tropical Punch kombucha bitches. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Talking points: diet culture, white supremacy in policing, the patriarchy, bathroom offices, deputy gangs, cats, Supreme Court precedent, disordered eating, yearbook signatures, Sardinia, internet migraine remedies, teenage lesbians, coaching methods, luscious bellies, catharsis   Learn more about the Brennan Center for Justice . We’re drinking Costco Gin and Tonic and Health-Ade Kombucha. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Talking points: fake doctors, covid propaganda, the NYPD, Karens, kidnapping protesters, chronic migraine, the Koch family, Stella Emmanuel, identity theft, coats, horrible white women, Guidos, voting, woke dads, leaf blowers, avocado piss, a few rays of hope Donate to help protesters in Wisconsin: supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.html. We’re drinking kombucha and pineapple Truly. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Talking Points: cinnamon bears, Misty of Chincoteague, Snooki, science denial, dog emergencies, bowel movements, the Jersey Shore, politicizing coronavirus, numeric codes, Canadian Geese, coloring books, microphone drama, chicken fingers, social security numbers, quarantine hobbies, art critique, water carpets   This episode brought to you by the great State of New Jersey. We’re drinking Captain Morgan Peach with diet Snapple (aka the Jersey Shore in a glass) and Kombucha (aka Los Angeles in a glass).     Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: mental illness, defunding the police, protective clothing, the prison system, white supremacy, poverty, the meme-ification of Breonna Taylor's death, TERFs, twitter liberals, bedtime stories, Panda underwear, YA fantasy novels, talking cats, air travel, gender-fluid protagonists, bucket hats, Alloy magazine, cool teens, fertility

Trigger Warnings: White supremacy, cops in schools, defunding the police, Black women and girls, arresting small children, slave catchers, the school-to-prison pipeline, Tamla Horsford, Breonna Taylor, Toyin Salau, restorative justice, students with disabilities, prioritizing mental health, taking action for racial justice, friendship, female travel potties, Irish goodbyes   This episode brought to you by DEFUND THE POLICE. We’re drinking kombucha. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com     Make a Difference: White People for Black Lives, Showing Up For Racial Justice National Webinar, Dignity in Schools Campaign, The Advancement Project, NEA Ed Justice, RespectAbility

Donate. Learn. Rinse. Repeat.   Donate: Black Lives Matter, Split Between 70+ bail funds & legal aid funds, National Bailout, Color of Change, National Police Accountability Project, Campaign Zero, LA Mutual Aid Fund, LA People's City Council Freedom Fund, Victim Fund for Tony McDade, Reclaim the Block, Black Visions Collective, Fair Fight 2020, Black Voters Matter, Equal Justice Initiative   Follow: Brittany Packnett Cunningham, Zerlina Maxwell, Imani Gandy, Michael Harriot, DeRay Mckesson, Ibram X. Kendi, Layla F. Saad, Charles M. Blow, Alicia Garza, bell hooks, Patrisse Cullors, Sam Sinyangwe, Akilah Hughes, Ijeoma Olou, Reclaim the Block, Black Visions MN, Opal Tometti, Glory Edim, Reni Eddo-Lodge, Dr. Shola Mos-Sogbamimu, Rachel Elizabeth Cargle, Ava DuVernay   Learn: Erin and Aliee's Hot Anti-Racist Recs, List of Free Online Classes   Talk to us: 818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Trigger Warnings: racist language, chronic migraine, white women, lasagna, webinars, witches, healthy baking, out of context quotes, creamsicle cats, gluten pills, Hannah Brown, cellulite, grocery delivery, git vs. get, mushrooms, cooking fails, crude oil, birds This episode brought to you by coffee and your horoscope. We’re drinking hard seltzer. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Alerts: mental health in isolation, human touch, the Spanish Flu, Robert Pattinson, deadly groceries, sleep shirts, male fragility, Batman, free covid testing, YouTube karaoke tracks, pack animals, procreation, skateparks, brothers, black lives, essential workers, sleep shirts, musical collaborations, microwaving tinfoil This episode brought to you by Batman and your yoga mat. We’re drinking coffee. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com

Hot Take Alerts: Ahmaud Arbery, white supremacy, sad journal entries, America, ice cream, flamingos, child musicians, renovating outdoor spaces, sex swings, Beatles covers, Postmates, Victorian balls, tajin, Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson, shade sails, fruit cart vendors, noble titles This episode brought to you by phones and dogs. While we were recording, Ahmaud Arbery's murderers were arrested and charged by state authorities, but please still use your phone to support Black Lives Matter and to keep pressure on Georgia officials. We’re drinking Spicy Mango Cart by Golden Road Brewing and Passionfuit LaCroix. Call our complaint line!  818-533-8938 @erinandaliee @erintherye @alieechan erinandaliee@gmail.com