Samurai Says!
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 169:07:21
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Synopsis
The only Podcast that ends the world in every episode.
Episodes
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Samurai Says #21: The best songs we can't play
27/05/2015 Duration: 02h29minWe take a trip down the Fury road, packing plenty of old Star Trek Games and stopping off at a Dwarf Fortress overrun with giant sponges. . .along the way we stop to celebrate Scatmon Crother's Birthday by no playing his best music. This time mad Scientists end the world, and we give you a lesson in laughing like them.
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Samurai Says #20: Spontaneous Slaterization
10/05/2015 Duration: 02h35minSetting a New Standard for "off the rails" This episode explores the dangers of Random Christian Slater Impersonations and what dark path they may lead toward. The World ends with some questionable fashion choices, and all is well until. . .
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Samurai Says #19: We Gotta get to Liverpool!!
26/04/2015 Duration: 02h05minNew Star Wars, new Batman V Superman, and hundreds of new Soundbites that cause untold chaos in the studio. We discuss how oldschool video games sold themselves, and this time we look at all the ways the US Government thinks the world is going to end. Five at once folks, form the Podcast that ends the world more often than any other.
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Samurai Say #18 - Seven Minute Stallion
19/04/2015 Duration: 01h33minEva, Queen of the Wasteland Joins us in the studio to talk Comic books, Dumps that could land an airplane and the Ghost of Michael Jackson, submitted by Michael Jackson. Things get weird, when Steven Tyler Serenades his daughter's sexcapades, Zero Suit Samus kicks some butt and the world Ends with waves and a rain of Dead surfers. Oh yes, and we're going to mars.
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Samurai Says #17: 911 Power Rangers
29/03/2015 Duration: 02h10minSaddly, Jason David Frank isn't on call for this episode of Samurai Says, because we certainly could use him. Meth from Walmart, Phantom poopers, and danger all the way around as we have our Biggest fight of all time, so big it's the reason the world ends. Don't miss this one folks, the world really really ends this time.
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Samurai Says 16: Dark Matter Baby Daddies
15/03/2015 Duration: 02h23minThings get interesting when the Samurai consumes just a bit to much alcohol and the show gets real and raw. Cybords vs. Metal men, TV show canceled in their first episode, and a world record drug bust. And as always, the world ends in a cosmic Oreo. Don't miss this one, if you do you won't know how the world is going to end!!
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Samurai Says #15: No Dragons on Mars.
01/03/2015 Duration: 01h47minYou heard correctly, No Dragons. Not even one, Seriously, don't bother looking, there are NO DRAGONS ON MARS. But don't worry, there are rocks . . .and rest assured we end the world, as we do every week.
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Samurai Says #14: Chupacabra to the Head
22/02/2015 Duration: 01h56minThis week we have a Vampire hunter vs. a Half-Vampire Vaumpire hunter, but that's not the only battle we have: Johnny Depp Dukes it out with a legendary latin american legend in Tokyo! Everything goes wrong but everything turns out right, in the only episode where I get the episode number in the begging. Oh, and as always, we end the the world.
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Samurai Says #13: Smooth Contemporary Jazz
08/02/2015 Duration: 02h08minWe Cover fast-food fails, the PS4 and why being a pony wouldn't be a good as the Bronys would ahve you believe. And, we end the world with Fungus. Don't miss this one.
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Samurai Says #12: This Shirt Says Relax
25/01/2015 Duration: 01h30minSpeacial Guest Brandyn Chaos of Chaos culture entertainment graces the Studio along with Tori of "What is this Witchcraft" and everything hits the fan as we end the world with mice, and talk about musical Conspiracy theories. And every disney pricness kills eachother,
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Samurai Says #11: Buster Crabbe's Wasn't THAT Embarassing
17/01/2015 Duration: 02h22minRemember the classic games systems of Year's past? We do, and this week bees end the world.
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Samurai Says #10: Shameless Fanservice
11/01/2015 Duration: 01h54minWe Almost forget to end the world, but we remeber at the last moment. Things get very interesting when The Samurai Does the show sober, and Air pirates Square off for the fate of the Disney Afternoon, and theoretical particles pop out of nowhere. Expect the unexpected!
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Samurai Says #9: You're not getting paid for the Hamburger
03/01/2015 Duration: 02h38sThings get real on this week's edition of Samurai Says, we talk about guns . . .big guns, and people punching valuable paintings, and a two-headed cat gets eaten by a carniverous robot just before the Machines take over. Things aren't any fun at all, until they get out of hand here on Samurai Says!
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Samurai Says #8 - Holy Crap a Flying Horse!!
07/12/2014 Duration: 02h05minThe Conversation Turns to the Rainbow Brite Reboot, the Star wars Trailer, unusual Audiobooks, and post-thanksgiving lazies. And As always, we end the world.
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Samurai Says #7: Fireworks from My Testicles
23/11/2014 Duration: 01h49minDid you know cars used to have a third headlight, a bar in the dashboard and a record player? Wanna hear more about bizarre car features? Give us a listen. Oh, and the world comes to an end, AGAIN!
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Samurai Say #6 - Texas is just to damn big
09/11/2014 Duration: 01h49minDid you know Jeff bridges, Ed Harris, Russel Crows AND Jacky Chan all can sing? Listen if you wanna hear it, it's all here! We also Discuss how to eat a full breakfast while operating a large truck. And as usual, we end the world again.
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Samurai Says #5: Howie Long Screams for 12 hours
01/11/2014 Duration: 01h36minRainbow Rocks gets reviewed, and the Saw Films. Nuemerous things gets sensored and we Discuss Classic Movie Screams. Oh, and the world comes to an end . . .again.
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Samurai Say #4 - Absinthe Makes the heart Grow Fonder
18/10/2014 Duration: 01h58minWhat Happens on Samurai Says when the Samurai has a few sips of the forbidden drink before the show? Tune in to Find out
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Samurai Says Episode #2: The Accidental Episode
08/09/2014 Duration: 01h45min***Mature Audiences only** a failed attempt at recording an episode of the Kitsycast results in technical problems, antisemitism, Pinkie Pit drove to tears and the genesis of the term "Cockholster" listen at your own risk, unedited, Raw, and totally confusing.
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