Into The Cage With Josh And Charlie

I know it's bad form to curse in the description of these episodes but oh my god this movie is so fucking weird.

We see Nicolas Cage's penis in this movie.

It's time for the Second Quarterly Cage Awards! For the first half of this week's episode, the guys talk about Amos & Andrew and a litany of other topics and for the rest of the episode, they reflect on the past 10 episodes but mostly on how bad The Boy in Blue still is.

Before he left Las Vegas... he... had a honeymoon? Sorry, that was stupid. Much like this movie. Much like this episode. Much like this entire podcast. 

What could possibly outshine a Nicolas Cage performance? That's right. It's Judge Reinhold's Adam's Apple. Welcome to the world of Zandalee

Wikipedia describes Industrial Symphony No. 1 as "a short, avant-garde musical play".  Josh and Charlie would describe it as none of these things. We would use meaner words. In fact, we do.

What's weirder than any movie starring Nic Cage? Any movie starring Nic Cage directed by David Lynch. What's weirder than any movie starring Nic Cage and directed by David Lynch? Josh and Charlie trying to do a podcast about it.

Josh and Charlie literally can't do anything right. Enjoy as that streak continues with Fire Birds.

Nella puntata di oggi di nella gabbia con Josh e Charlie, i ragazzi guardano ilpellicola, Tempo di Uccidere. Una bella terribile film italiano presentato in molto pessima qualità di persone abbastanza terribile che fanno cose molto terribili e poi dover cose terribili accadono a loro come una conseguenza. Google translate that ya punk-ass bitches.

  I don't even know where to start so here's what I'll say. Josh and Charlie weren't able to watch a movie this week. They do, however, try to cold-call people who are  connected to Nicolas Cage live on-air. Four times.

Nic is in this movie for a grand total of 30 seconds, he's wearing a weird fake nose, his role makes NO sense, and in a fit of rage, Josh tries to convince himself that he was playing an omnipotent God in the movie. So that happens.

We're so sorry.

The guys watch Moonstruck, Charlie struggles to pronounce Cher’s name, and Josh desperately tries to get Charlie to agree to a suicide pact.  Look, it's only fair that you guys know what you're getting in to.

On the first half of today's vaguely-musical double episode, Josh and Charlie talk about Raising Arizona.  For the second half, they hold the inaugural Quarterly Cage Awards! Honoring all things weirdly and beautifully Nic Cage.

Peggy Sue Got Married is 1) good, 2) includes large amounts of Nicolas Cage, 3) is not directed by Francis Ford Coppola and 4) does not involve Nic doing a weird voice.  One of these is not true. It's the one you all hope it is.

Josh and Charlie watch what is legitimately the worst movies they've ever seen and because Charlie is still recovering from a surgery, he is only able to speak through a text-to-speech app with the voice of a British woman. That should be enough to convince you to listen, right?

This is a movie about a man who's sexually attracted to birds and honestly the strangest thing about it is that the man is not played by Nicolas Cage.  This episode gets weird.

This week, Josh and Charlie watch a groundbreaking movie in the Nic Cage movie canon - The Cotton Club.  Directed by Francis Kia Sorento Coppola, this film does not delve into the topic of Nicolas Cage pocket watches, but guess who does? I'll give you a hint. It's us.

Girl likes Sean Penn.  Sean Penn likes girl.  But can they work it out?!!  We don't care - we just want to watch Nic Cage dance. And those glorious glorious locks.

This is another one of those movies that Nic is like, kind of in, but mostly it's Matt Dillon playing RUSTY JAMES - a name that somehow no one in the movie (and also Charlie) can stop saying.