What The Hell Happened To Them?

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe is off being merry with the family, but Patrick was a good boy this year and Santa brought him two wonderful guests for this week's episode. Producer Tina Bui and Director Angel Gu. What is Michael Bay's version of the American Dream? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Find artful director Angel Gu on Instagram @angelchipscat  Find super-producer Tina Bui on Instagram @tinakbui Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Pain & Gain' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Pain-Gain-Blu-ray-Mark-Wahlberg/dp/B01M27LITI/ref=sr_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=pain+and+gain+blu+ray&qid=1609048186&s=movies-tv&sr=1-1 Music from "Pain and Gain - Retribution Song" by Ed Du Bois (yes, the detective from a movie wrote a song about the event of

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick is confused when his local pizza shop disappears. Joe worries that the Rock's hunger for franchises will never be satiated. Lev takes many angry complaints from a caller, Joe Cobra. Who is this mysterious prank caller? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (in 3D?): https://www.amazon.com/G-I-Joe-Retaliation-Blu-ray-UltraViolet/dp/B005LAII4E/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=  Music from "A-Team Theme" by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter "The Ballad of GI Joe" from Funny or Die Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, joe, willis, he, man, skeletor, buzz, off, clawful, eighties, 80s, 1980s, a-team,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick and Joe talk about everything and anything that is not this week's move? What food is Ron Howard most similar too? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Snitch' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Snitch-Blu-ray-UltraViolet-Digital-Copy/dp/B00BUC4VS4/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1607576527&sr=1-8 Music from "Mail" & "Brick in Yo' Face" by Stitches Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, snitch, class, wire, drugs, stitches, lost, cox, howard, batman, kravitz, dano, pattinson, penguin,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick finds a spatula that he's convinced once belonged to Julius Caesar. Joe causes tension between the hosts when he uses it to make pancakes. Lev puts a ghost pepper into Joe's water when he doesn't share any with him. How does Joe react to this surprise? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in December 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Journey 2: The Mysterious Island' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Journey-2-Mysterious-Island-Blu-ray/dp/B007R6D74G/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Wheel in the Sky" & "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" by Journey... get it? Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, journey, 2, two, guzman, caine, jules, vern, verne, swift, st

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe is being chased by a escaped Thanksgiving turkey, but while Lev tries to rescue him, Emily sneaks into the studio to take his place (as according to her plan). What could her ulterior motive be? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Follow Emily on Instagram & Twitter @emilylolman (hilarious!) Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Fast Five' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Fast-Five-Blu-ray-Vin-Diesel/dp/B01N52Q4XB/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1606641499&sr=1-4 Music from "Theme to My Mother the Car" by P. Hampton "I'm in Love with my Car" by Queen Clip from 'Rick and Morty" Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, car, cars, queen, mother, diesel, vin, gadot, r

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick is unreasonably angry because of the rage pills he was accidentally prescribed. Joe finds that baking a cake is less deadly than he was worried about. Lev takes up smoking after watching a bunch of European films. Which ones? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Faster' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Faster-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B0034G4OUY/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr== Music from "Green Hornet" by Al Hirt "The Lonely Shepherd" by James Last & Gheorghe Zamfir Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, thorton, cop, killer, driver, revenge, preacher, howard, action, crew, kill, bill, hornet, green

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick caught in deadlock traffic attempts to broadcast from his car. Joe has his first trick-or-treating experience with his new son. Does hilarity ensue? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in November 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Other Guys' is available on Blu-ray, 4K(?), and DVD (very affordably): https://www.amazon.com/Other-Guys-Unrated-Blu-ray/dp/B0045ODPLI/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "No Scrubs" & "Creep" by TLC "My Hero" by The Foo Fighters Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, ferrel, wahlberg, mckay, coogan, police, deconstruction, comedy, tlc, scrubs, sandler, keaton, election, creep, foo, fighters, hero

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick tries to eat a turtle in hopes of becoming one so he can retreat into a shell. Joe steals teeth from the local neighborhood children in an attempt to create a dental ponzi scheme. Lev orders delivery but worries for the driver's safety when they never arrive. Will Lev get his lunch while it's still warm? Find out on this week's episode of 'What the Hell Happened to Them?' Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Tooth Fairy' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (if you dare!): https://www.amazon.com/Tooth-Fairy-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B003CWEQ7G/ref=tmm_mfc_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Savoy Truffle" by The Beatles "Tusk" by Fleetwood Mac Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, peter, pan, tooth, fairy, julie, andrew

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. If you watched this because of us... we're sorry. From the bottom of our hearts. Email the cast at whathappenedtothem@gmail.com Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Planet 51' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (if you dare!): https://www.amazon.com/Planet-51-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001PR0YEE Music from "Hallucinating Pluto" by The B-52s "Macarena" by Los Del Rios Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, scott, biel, cordon, oldman, cleese, planet, 51, terrible, macarena, hallucinating, pluto, sexist, apologies, apologize,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick tries to make everything better, but only succeeds in expanding his hopelessness. Joe is a afraid the blanket on his bed has been possessed. Lev discovers betting on Puffin Polo is not as easy as it looks. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Race to Witch Mountain' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Race-Witch-Mountain-Three-Disc-Blu-ray/dp/B002935GNC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Angela" by Bob James "Taxi Theme Remix" by L Rello Beats Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, race, witch, mountain, aliens, storm, troopers, taxi, devito, mcguffin, gangster, slavin, predator, ride, disney,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Adam Sandler. TV writer and showrunner Emily Coleman join Patrick and Joe in welcoming back the one and only Adam Sandler. Lev is mad when ants keep finding their way into his soft drink. Who is the most likely suspect? Found out by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Hubie Halloween' is available for streaming on Netflix: https://www.netflix.com/watch/80245104?source=35 Music from "Return to Cabrini" & "The Demise of Candyman" by Philip Glass Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, adam, sandler, syzygy, hubie, halloween, coleman, bowen, shaq, buschemi, schneider, netflix, thompson, glass, candyman, rudolph, meadows, squibb, liotta, quinn, spooky, absurd,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick tries to revive his long-dead teddy bear, despite Lev's eerie warnings. Joe makes powerful enemies when he alienates a successful baker at a parade. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in October 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Get Smart' is available (affordably) on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Get-Smart-Blu-ray/dp/B001CEE1VC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1601789679&sr=1-16 Music from "Get Smart Theme Song" by Irving Szathmary "Number 6 Throned" & "Return of Number 2" by Ron Grainer Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, get smart, hathaway, carrell, arkin, spy, spies, adams, murray, stamp, ode, beaver, martian, 50th, 50, fiftieth, fifty, tangerines,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Long-time rivals Joe and Lev have to join forces to convince Patrick to continue doing the show. Patrick is bribed successfully with Top Ramen.  Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Game Plan' is available on Blu-ray and DVD: https://www.amazon.com/Game-Plan-Blu-ray/dp/B0017QMXEC/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "Dang Dang" by ZZ "Innocence" by 20th Century Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, game, plan, football, rebels, disney, bubbles, elvis, king, tomei, eyeshield, stupid, stars, bautista, acting, cena,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Lev tries to convince Joe to 'pimp' his ride, but may have ulterior motives. Patrick is too busy to notice as he is mourning the quarantine-based early exit on the current season of 'The Good Fight.' Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Gridiron Gang' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (watch it now!) https://www.amazon.com/Gridiron-Gang-Blu-ray-Leon-Rippy/dp/B000KLQUWQ/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=  Music from "Super Bowl Shuffle" by Chicago Bears Sufflin' Crew "San Diego Super Chargers Theme" by Jerry Marcellino and David Sieff "Dick van Dyke Show Theme" by Earle Hagen Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, gridiron, gang, xzibit, football, cliches, high, school, prison, good, wife, fight, cloris, leachman, kevin, dunn, father, gangs,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Just this one time: DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE. DO NOT RESEARCH THE MOVIE WHILE FINDING IT. JUST WATCH IT. DO IT. NOW. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Southland Tales' is available on Blu-ray and DVD (watch it now!) https://www.amazon.com/Southland-Tales-Blu-ray-Sarah-Gellar/dp/B001F7Q4HU/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=southland+tales&qid=1599967128&sr=8-2 Music from "Channel Z" by The B-52s "Mad World" by Roland Orzabal  Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, southland, tales, donnie, darko, oteri, pohler, flop, monkey, gospel, memory, stooges, time, rift, suicide, pimps, bananas, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Mr. Geromini returns to the cast and quickly becomes jealous of Joe's baby who drops in last minute to the studio. Lev discovers he hates babysitting. Patrick has become a hat? You can find out all about Mr. Geromini's various wacky adventures at http://blog.paulgeromini.com/ Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in September 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Doom' is available on Blu-ray and DVD athttps://www.amazon.com/Unrated-Extended-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001M9ELOY/ref=sr_1_2?dchild=1&keywords=doom+movie&qid=1599363109&sr=8-2 Music from "The King Awaits" by Forrest Fire "Invader Zim Doom Song Metal Cover" by Psychostick "Mr. Ed Theme" by Jay Livingston Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, doom, geromini, mars, hell, heck, portal, video, games, windows, shooter, first, person, urban, pike, genes, chromosomes, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe regrets his life choices. Patrick reckons with the old man living inside his shoe. Lev sells the hosts identity to fuel his spice addiction. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'Walking Tall' is available on Blu-ray and VHS (hipster?) at https://www.amazon.com/Walking-Special-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B07C5QV7D9/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr= Music from "I Walk the Line" by Johnny Cash "Perfect Strangers (Nothing's Gonna Stop Me Now)" by Bennet Salvay "Polovtsian Dances" by Alexander Borodin Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, walking, tall, casino, borodin, polovtsian, dances, classical, violence, perfect, strangers, remake, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe reminisces about forgettable things. Patrick reconnects with his long lost brother James Van der Beek. Lev keeps quiet and carries a big stick. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Rundown' is available on Blu-ray and VHS (hipster?) at https://www.amazon.com/Rundown-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/6317632812/ref=sr_1_12?dchild=1&keywords=rundown&qid=1598157950&sr=8-12 Music from "Psycho Killer" by The Talking Heads "I Ran (So Far Away)" by A Flock of Seagulls "I Don't Want to Wait" by Paula Cole Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, rundown, walken, scott, sean, william, dawson, rosario, creek, berg, lazy, flock, seagulls, psycho, killer, talking, heads, ran, 

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Patrick derails the conversation every chance he gets because of a bet he lost to a sailor. Joe misses ice cream. Lev discovers a new meditation technique that has dangerous consequences for one of our hosts. Which one? Find out by listening to this week's episode! Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Scorpion King' is available on Blu-ray and 4K (for no good reason) at https://www.amazon.com/Scorpion-King-Blu-ray-Dwayne-Johnson/dp/B001A4VH3Y/ref=sr_1_8?dchild=1&keywords=scorpion+king&qid=1597564026&s=movies-tv&sr=1-8 Music from "Mesopotamia" by The B-52s "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, scorpion, king, mesopotamia, akkadian, babylon, egypt, simpsons, reiss, violence, blockbuster,

Podcast for a deep examination into the career and life choices of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Joe breaks Patrick down and they begin a new season of the show. Patrick tries to change his identity when he realizes what he is getting himself into. Lev finds a pair of sunglasses on the sidewalk which he believes is giving him the ability to read minds. Disclaimer: This episode was recorded in August 2020. References may feel confusing and/or dated unusually quickly. 'The Mummy Returns' is available on Blu-ray and and 4K (why not) at https://www.amazon.com/The-Mummy-Returns-Blu-ray/dp/B0777Z6ND1/ref=tmm_blu_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=&sr=https://www.amazon.com/Mummy-Returns-Widescreen-Collectors/dp/B00003CXTA Music from "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" with lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon; performed by The Four Lads "Beauty's Wicked Wiles" written by Masayoshi Soken Artwork from BJ West   quixotic, united, skeyhill, vekeman, dwayne, rock, johnson, syzygy, mummy, returns, brendan, frasier,