Greg James Thats What He Said

Moon Experts, Animal news and Everyone's Rubbish!

The dinger boy gets chatted up by the quiz team and Greg has some sexy complaints!

Should you wash your hands between the toilet and the shower? Listener Claire poses the question to the nation. Also, we get an update on the darts investigation and Greg gets to speak to some BIGTIME Andy Murray fans in Sydney Australia.

Inspector Greg investigates a statue of a naked man in Suffolk, the mystery surrounding the sound of professional darts and (along with Jack Saunders) tries to work out what listener Alex has been buying lots of.

Greg launches an investigation into darts tournaments on TV, Charlie Hedges and Tom The Young Farmer play Tell Me Something Good, and Billie Eilish was busy blowing grass…but what were you doing in August 2019?

Crusty cakes, gift-giving bushes, and piano-playing ducks! Yes, Greg’s back with all the usual nonsense for 2022.

A very festive show today, Stormzy reading The Night Before Christmas, Quiz final of the year and John (the son of a cider lover) is back to play WrongUns. Happy Holidays Everyone!

Actual Father Christmas calls a very special young listener, Gregg Wallace is back making Christmas cards (much to Greg’s delight) and Beth reviews another festive Ali Plumb recommendation.

Ed cheers up the nation with music, quizzes and a call to Elton. Also, Beth brings a tear to Ali Plumb’s mince pies as she reviews one of his favourite movies.

John’s dad gets sent cider from their deceased dog, Beth reviews an awful Christmas movie and we confirm the social distancing rules for being the back end of a pantomime horse.

Boosting Becca tries to break the 200 boosts in a day record, Elf hater Katie is back to play WrongUns, We bring on super sub Conor for the quiz, and Ali Plumb has been chatting to Keanu Reeves – no biggie!

Comedy legend Romesh joins us for some strange misunderstandings, rugby hero Kevin Sinfield joins us for the quiz and Teen Hero Alice joins us for The 10 Minute Takeover.

What have you purchased or signed up to inadvertently? What should you do with the doors on your advent calendar? Who’s Gregg Wallace having lunch with? All will be revealed.

Roisin rates your Magpie impressions, Elf gets a roasting in Unpopular Opinion and Olympian, Andrea Spendolini-Sirieix dives into the quiz.

Listener Katie's husband creates a major alert in Everyone's Rubbish, Newsbeat's Steve Holden has built something amazing out of Lego and Sports Personality of the Year is coming so we have a special team for the quiz.

Dance Master Tong brings us a very popular Unpopular Opinion, double Camel shenanigans in Animal News and Lemur On A Beamer!! Danielle is back to play wrongUns

Following Aitch's example, Greg gives a shout out to your little local shops that mean a lot to you. Also, Danny Howard and Charlie Hedges are here for a game of Tell Me Something Good and a camel goes AWOL in Animal News.

Greg and our Teen Heroes visited Kensington Palace, but did Greg behave himself? Also, Fish In A Dish! - Danielle comes up with the craziest game yet and Nina has been buying far too much of something in Top Of The Shops.

Listener Brad has a strange dinner-time habit, Gregg Wallace has loadsa Christmas trees and does a parrot have its own advent calendar?

The cows are a mooing, the turkeys are a gobbling! Everyone’s celebrating our 5 very special teen heroes with plenty of surprises around every corner.