Greg James Thats What He Said

Greg joins Arielle in Dundee to help find items for the Big Weekend Exhibition in the V&A Museum.

Last week’s quizzers bring us a special Ten To Ten, Arielle Free is hanging out with the alpacas in Fundee.

Weird noises galore as our horn section battle out the final of the quiz, the boss of the V&A Museum in Dundee has a word with Greg and Early Breakfast’s Chrissy Cameron plays Wrong’Uns.

Listener Rhianna has a strange ritual when cutting cake, Brenda Lee’s been singing on a plane and Ali Plumb’s been hanging out with Tom Hiddleston no less!

Greg calls Holly at 10 to 10, George plays How Well Do You Know Your Pub, Jack Horner is on the quiz and Brian, Dave and Alison contribute to the Museum Of Nonsense.

Newsbeat’s Jordan Kenny’s Gran is not a fan of Radio 1, some Aussie Crocs get aroused by a big chopper in Animal News and Greg and Arielle reminisce about Big Weekend

Greg talks celebrity haircuts - the do's and don'ts (mainly don'ts), Ellie plays her cornet on Yesterday's Quiz and we send a very special pair of shoes to Dundee.

Greg helps caller Emma get back in the dating game and an exciting Yesterdays Quiz final!

Katie Thistleton gives dating advice and Greg's found a giggly video!

Listener Mattie has an alarming habit and asks Is It Just Us? We speak to the Dua Lipa reviewer that has an OBE and Lizzie from Dundee has another stamp of nonsense for the V&A museum.

Ever placed an order, balked at the price but bought anyway? Sam did and now he has a massive Lemon Meringue Pie! Also, Rich Uncle Moneybags comes under scrutiny in Fact Controller, a Hula Hoop champion joins us for the quiz and Vicky has met the Peabody Duckmaster of Memphis!

Listener Emma Asks The Nation for some advice on finding a dog dad and it turns out that on a clear night you can see Uranus (which for some reason amuses our Greg).

Dua Lipa A.K.A Leepa Dupa AKA. Doola Peep is here and does something weird with ice cream. Also, Damaris is back for a round of Wrong’Uns and Carris has lost a valuable V&A Museum artifact.

Greg and Roisin re-classify all animals in Animal News, Calum Leslie plays a new game Whats My Pace Again? and the kids of Fleet Nursery give us a brilliant Cowboy Time.

Everyone’s Rubbish brings tales of being in the wrong place, Andrew Cotter and David Mitchell join the list of “internal Voices” and a show legend joins us for Cowboy Time!

The legend that is Louis Theroux is here for some Unpopular Opinions and it turns out he is the narrator of many a listeners life. Also, it’s I’m A Celebrity time so the rumour mill grinds into action and Phil Neville’s new football team gets a new theme tune.

Listener Liam plays a strange game with himself after a night out, Jess found herself up to her neck in something unpleasant and Lloyd's got a belter of a photo for The Big Weekend exhibition.

Listener Joe gets accidentally chained up, Hayley dries herself to sleep (Julia Fox style) and Ten To Ten Glen is back for a round of WrongUns.

….head the list of things our listeners have got stuck in, Maisie Peters gives us a tortoise update and Gadget’s shell bell rings for a round of How Well Do You Know Your Pub!

Spitting fish, roaming cats, lonely sheep, a cricket nut and a Jordan dunking – What more could you possibly want?