Daily Kos Radio - Kagro In The Morning

A catch-up Monday! Pop quiz: Did you already know about the three presidency-ending corruption scandals… just from last week? Greg Dworkin gets us grounded with his Abbreviated Pundit Roundup. All the news you can eat in one hour! All the pre-game punditry comes to an end soon enough in Virginia, New Jersey and New York City. That VA AG race remains tighter than most of the other ones. Canada is soory, not soory, eh? But the bottom line remains that Trump is wrong about Reagan and tariffs. He just is. In fact, he’s just wrong about tariffs in general. But then again, he’s wrong—well past the point of lunacy—about a lot of things. He’s even wrong about how he targets “enemies” for his special punishments. Maybe that’s why he had to have his head examined. As the government shutdown continues, ACA insurance premiums are set to become the source of the first widespread pain delivered to the middle class by this intentional Republican failure. They just don’t care. And it’s not clear that debate is a real tool fo

A catch-all Friday! Tops on the list for the day: the continued destruction at the White House. HuffPost documents the donors who thought they were signing up for ballroom construction, only to find out Trump was saddling them with East Wing demolition, instead. Next up: We’ve always been at trade war with Canada! Or at least, we are now. Again. Because something, something, Ronald Reagan. Speaking of which, “something, something, Ronald Reagan.” Third: Trump says he has no intention of asking Congress to authorize his Caribbean (and now Pacific) strikes. Even though it would give the tacti-cool set lots of lingo and jargon to toss about. Israeli hard-liners are talking about annexing the West Bank, now. JD Vance makes it about him. Happy Diwali! MAGA makes that about Kash Patel. Ronny Jackson is so dumb, not even Matthew Kacsmaryk can save his “case!” Neither can anyone save the MAGA “cases” of supposed “left-wing violence.” The right has never learned—and never had to learn—the lesson of The Case of th

David Waldman talks about the things you wanted to hear about on today’s KITM! Greg Dworkin found some polls floating in the sewage over at ex-Twitter. They indicate that Dems are way up. Now, people still hate Democrats, but they despise Republicans, which could lead to midterm wins if Republicans allow voting to happen. R Paul LePage is winning in Maine, but D Jared Golden is putting the effort in. In the Senate race Graham Platner will be getting his past lasered off and is presently doing quite well. To guess at who will win in Virginia, watch who is resigning now. Zohran Mamdanized Andrew Cuomo in their second debate and gave him a kick out the door. Donald K. Trump opens his Pacific theater of operations in order to serial murder fisherfolk and possibly curtail “the ocean drugs and the sea drugs, drugs by sea they call it also”. (The president was of course referring to the deadly drug “chloroquine”) After the trawlers are cleared out, Trump can pump the Pacific on to the Portland fires. The mind-rot al

David Waldman is back to sort out the weekend chaos. Belated RIP to Ace Frehley, yet Greg Dworkin is back in his New York groove today, presenting links from Ex-Twitter, which, alas, is still with us. Not long for this New York mayoral race world is Andrew Cuomo, whose absence won’t be felt like Curtis Sliwa, world’s easiest interview subject. Silwa voters aren’t part of the Mamdanimentum, btw. No Kings rallies had a very nice day. Several million pleasant people at a few thousand locations made their presence known to everybody other than the New York Times. Sadly, in these days and times, terrorists will inevitably show up wherever large groups of patriotic Americans gather. Terrorist in Chief, Donald K. Trump wishes he could have been at all of them. Kenny Loggins is pretty certain that Trump is more of a bottom gun, but Mike Johnson believes that Donald is just perfect the way he is. Trump notes that the Constitution plainly states that he’s allowed to be king, just like 50 or 60 of his predecessors did 1

David Waldman drops us off in time for our weekend fun, but not without some parting words of wisdom. We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert, but Admiral Alvin Holsey has notified the US Southern Command that he will be departing only a year into his 3-year mission of slaughtering Trinidadian fishermen. Pete Hegseth will drown his sorrows this weekend with Jeanine Pirro, who also hasn’t been able to catch a break or a conviction. Multiple judges have shut down multiple Chicago attempts at military takeover and harassment of citizens. Karoline Leavitt wants to throw judges and their laws in jail. Schools are actually winning their cases against Trump, but that’s just not as fun for retail media to report. Now, shooting missiles across California Interstate 5, that’s a media event. So is indicting John Bolton, who probably deserves indictment, maybe for what he was indicted for. Russian drones and jets keep wandering into NATO countries. Now little green men are reemerging along the border.

David Waldman delivers another two hours of merriment and erudition. Unfortunately, Greg Dworkin’s construction project is in its final stages, so his time was necessarily restricted. Vile, deplorable, Nazi-loving young Gops are… exactly that, as anyone related to, acquainted with, or standing behind them in Arby’s will tell you. The White House looks into the mirror and sees nothing. JD Just Dance Vance says that under 40-year-old boys will be boys. Mike Johnson kinda digs the bad boys but has his son’s number in case he goes overboard. BUT!! ...WHAT ABOUT Jay Jones? BUT!! ...WHAT ABOUT Graham Platner? New Jersey is what New Jersey was for a while now. John Fetterman, however, has changed, and so should his support. 2,500 No Kings protests are set for this Saturday. Republicans who hate America will hate you for going to these things. Luckily for us, Democrats are filled with love and are law-abiding patriots with sympathy and trust abounding, and this will be plain for all to see. We are a bit late, though.

David Waldman survived to Wednesday! He can breathe again! Greg Dworkin has been adding the finishing touches on his home renovation yet still had the time to tow in a raft o’ stories for us today. With government shut down, Democrats have even more time to convene focus groups to work out what their thoughts might be on a given subject. Perhaps the next poll will lend some clarity to their subsequent moral stand. “Pollingism” is trying to follow to where you guess people are heading. “Magnetism” is deciding to lead to where you believe people should go. Magnetism is at the center of Zohran Mamdanism. Young Gop leaders obviously do not focus group their statements and only speak from the heart. Donald K. Trump kills 6 more people and dares anyone to try to stop him. “You and whose army?” takes on a new meaning as Trump assembles his own troops.  Los Angeles County declares a state of emergency over immigration raids, so FEMA better load up. Meanwhile, unfortunately, the National Guard has something constructi

David Waldman is back and flying solo again! He’s the Charles Lindbergh of podcasters, but without the antisemitism! Remember when Joe Biden brokered peace and secured the release of hostages in Gaza? Well, Donald K. Trump just did some too. Only, Trump got the last of the hostages, which, like the last piece of cake, is always the most important part. Now what? Who knows? What’s in it for Trump? At the Gaza summit, Trump, always the dealmaker, remembered to “ABC”: Always Be Covetous”, Always Be Corrupting”, Always Be Coercive”, “Always Be Crass”, and “Always Be Cruising.” Trump made certain to complement Egypt, not just because he admires their lack of human rights, but because he owes them for helping take care of Hillary Clinton. Oh, yeah, also that $10 million in American $100 bills. Did Donald commit a crime or two? Like they say, “follow the money”. Two halves of Trump’s halfwit battle it out over China, and the only ones who have a clue probably have Trump or Kushner as their last names. Meanwhile, whi

Donald Trump shipped 50% of USRDA of crazy overseas this weekend, with a trip to Israel and Egypt to collect some unusual MAGA hats, and to try to get into heaven. The good news is, the hostage/prisoner swap has taken place and the guns are (at least temporarily) silent. Or at least that’s what we hear. But we hear a lot of things about this deal. Many people must be saying them. The weekend at home was therefore about half as crazy as usual, but routine in all the sad ways they sometimes are. The loss of an entertainment icon, for one. And lots of gun violence, in places where zero National Guard troops are on their way. Essential background on a continuing source of crazy—Bill Pulte—proves once again how deeply weird top Trumpers really are. The rich are different. By which we mean weirder than normal weird. Normies, by contrast, are still pretty normal. Which only makes the Deeply Weird that much more suspicious of them, given that they’re usually busy committing the same violations, but on a much grander

David Waldman places our basinet at the Gateway to Chaos, rings the bell and slips away, but first sings us one more two-hour lullaby: If only María Corina Machado went fishing more often, Donald K. Trump would be painting his TRUMP Nobel Peace Prize gold today. Now, who does he have to blow up to score next year’s? The tough part for Donald will be pretending to be humanitarian for yet another year, the easy part will be that Bibi will let him declare peace every year if he wants. Trump only has to have his boy Jared Kushner “get to a yes” first, and then… Well, then there is no “second step”. Of what use would be a “second step”? Trump has found less use for peace in this country. Stephen Miller said the words “plenary authority” out loud on CNN, then had to pause to orgasm. National Guard units in Chicago are now useless, even for picking up the trash. Kristi Noem will remind people in airport lines that “Ignorance is Strength”. With James Comey, and now Letitia James, the goal is to get to an indictment.

David Waldman brings us one day closer to… whatever that is up ahead. Greg Dworkin is still renovating yet still has time to drop by for a chat. Donald K. Trump has a new can of gold Rust-Oleum waiting for his Nobel Prize this Friday, but first he must attend to his conquest of Portland, the crushing of his adversaries, subjugation of the masses, etc. His commands, spoken face down in his morning oatmeal, are then relayed to Nikolai Yezhov, or in his absence, Stephen Miller and the She-Wolf of the DOJ, Pam Bondi. The government shutdown has now riled Democrats into actually walking over to Republicans and asking them questions. It’s pushed Marjorie Taylor Greene to the point of empathy. It’s even made Chuck Schumer… ornery. It might even help save health care. There’s even a possibility that it might save the United States. What’s in it for Trump, though? The war between the states front has moved from the courts, to right outside the court, to right over to the judges themselves.

David Waldman returns to take another whack at the week, with Greg Dworkin taking a break from his myriad construction supervision duties to chip in with the latest facts and opinions. Today’s news: Things are awful and will get worse. In this environment, if Democrats stood still, they’d end up looking progressively less bad.  But hey, Dems are better than bad — they’re good! Caring about others might just work for us this time, as people who don’t care about others are also getting screwed. Also, the Gop pro-cruelty message becomes less convincing when some of the cruelty gets on them. Pam Bondi, She-Wolf of the DOJ, went to Congress yesterday to add more people to Trump’s shit list. First through the gate is James Comey, who is not going willingly. Comey’s indictment has a few “fatal flaws”, not the least of which is the chief prosecution witness will be the chief defense witness. Grand juries would prefer to indict ham sandwiches rather than the people being sent their way. Meanwhile, jackboots march acro

David Waldman explains the inexplicable for another couple of hours. Donald K. Trump might have to invoke the Insurrection Act to do whatever he wants. That’s ok by him, it’s just that he hates doing things. Even “invoking” is getting tough at his age. The road to Hell is now paved with explainer articles. CNN reaches back three decades to find a photo, reaching over more recent and appropriate examples. Trump’s immigration crackdown will knock $240 billion off of US economic growth, but everyone knows that misses the point. Donald K. Trump might know Ghislaine Maxwell, he might not. He might pardon her, he might not. Depends on how cute he feels… Say it! Trump's new acting U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan is having a tough time finding someone to prosecute James Comey who hasn’t already been disbarred but would like to be. Curtis Yarvin scheme for world domination is falling apart and he’s now prepping his escape pod. Wait a minute! Marjorie Taylor Greene’s children’s insurance premiums for 2026 are going to D

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin have resurfaced with yet more anti-chaotic rhetoric on today’s KITM. A million Trump obituaries have been written, but like the Rapture, no one ever seems to get the date right. Donald is failing and unpopular, almost more than he ever was. He’s even on the low end for a despot. Trump’s support is waning, now amongst the podcasters without cool titles like Kagro in the Morning and Connor Eats Pants. Perhaps this unpopularity will add to the unpopularity of the government shutdown, and if not make Democrats more popular, at least their policies might become more accepted. Donald K. Trump may seem nonintelligent but he’s more anti-intelligence. Trump has been cutting down on intelligence as much as possible lately. Jane Goodall would have given up on him long ago. In fact, she did.  A federal judge has the Oregon National Guard to quell the (no) insurrection in Portland. Also, the California National Guard… and the Texas… How about the 82nd Airborne? Yay Gavin! Now it’s over to JB

With the atoning done, it’s time to set about stockpiling sins for next year. So, it’s time to get mad all over again! As usual, the Trump “administration” makes it easy. But first, from outside of his jurisdiction comes the Yom Kippur news we all feared: a synagogue attacked in Manchester. Top of the charts here at home: emerging details of the horrific and entirely un-American ICE raid in Chicago in the wee hours on Tuesday. This one might even bother the normies. Speaking of ICE raids, Apple bows to pressure and removes “ICEBlock” from its App Store. Hey, who remembers when there was $44 billion worth of right-wing outrage over alleged government pressure on Twitter? Wrong Jewish holiday reference, but… Why is this shutdown different from all other shutdowns? And in what ways is this shutdown no different from any others? The culture war on the education front is heating up once again, with Trump issuing a new ransom note to America’s universities. If you’re wondering what happens when a college administr

David Waldman is out introspecting today, as his Days of Awe end and our days of awful begin. A hidden conservative network bankrolls right-wing news. A dark money group is secretly funding Democratic influencers. Clearly, Mr. Waldman needs to get out more and make some more friends. Whether you were “politically correct”, “woke”, or “pinko”, the Right has always wanted you to shut up. Government has ended; Donald K. Trump burns the crops and salts the earth. Federal workers know who to blame but are told to blame the others. Lisa Cook remains at the Federal Reserve Board as her office window is just too low to throw her out of. E.J. Antoni however, can’t run the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics, now that people found out what an asshole he is, and since “statistics” have been added to the Trump enemies list.

David Waldman and Greg Dworkin begin our month talking about the end of the USA. After 6 months of tumbling down the mountainside, our government lays in a heap at the bottom of the cliff. Who the hell was at the wheel? Gops deserve most of the blame, as this has been their destination for a generation, they’re taking selfies around the debris, and are already killing any survivors they can get their hands on. Democrats have also found their rock bottom and decided to hold on to it to see how long the Gops can take it. The second front on Donald K. Trump’s war on America is his literal war on America. Yesterday, Pete Kegsbreath said that he will transform our military forces into the best frat in history: no lardos, unlimited hazing, and girls, girls, girls! Military leaders in attendance quietly smacked their gobs at the new directives, then Generalissimo Trump assured them that their troops will soon be using hippies for target practice.  Google searches are having memory lapses, trouble forming sentences a

David Waldman has been warning us ever since our previous government shutdown about our upcoming government shutdown, which is set to be even worse than our present government shutdown! Our own Darwin Darko, aka BA-International Relations, aka MA-Public Administration is UNDEREMPLOYED. Get the word out, contact him or us for more details! Pete Hegseth wants YOU! He wants the US military to look like a World War II poster… no… no… no… the BAD guys this time. A “force for good” is too woke, time to be “a FORCE”! And more medals! And no fatties! And no snitches! But a lot more to snitch about! It’ll be the world’s greatest fraternity!  Kash Patel handed out 3D-printed guns as party favors in New Zealand. YouTube gives Donald their lunch money, will still end up in a locker. Trump wants US drugs as low as other countries, will accept other countries’ drugs as high as the US. It’s all the same to him. President Donald K. (Karen) Trump wants to speak to the manager at Microsoft this time. Prosecuting enemies is tak