Movie Guys Podcast

We decided that Malignant is either a small bag of popcorn or a large bag of popcorn. A movie like  Malignant is asking us to do that because a medium bag of popcorn just can't cut it (no pun intended). This movie is asking for a lot so the question is do we give into what it is asking? Another question would be is James Wan it? is he the new great horror director of our generation?  Trust us when we say that you don't want to miss out on this episode. We had an amazing time recording it and we can't wait for everyone to hear what we think of Malignant. 

Was this the part 2 that we were asking for? Does the second film answer any questions left over from the fist film? Why was this made anyway? We answer all these questions and more in this episode. We break down everything in this episode. When It comes down to the really cool opening and the interesting idea of an island. There is some great ideas here but was the ideas flushed out enough. Download now to hear what we think of A Quiet Place Part 2. 

This is our second to last episode for the 90's horror retrospective series and trust us you do not want to miss out on this episode. Like it has been Sarah has not seen this movie so Eric and Jordan were so excited to hear her opinion on The Blair Witch. We are not going to spoiler her opinion her but again trust us download this episode to hear what we think of The Blair Witch Project. 

Green Knight is crazy with a talking fox, a tree beard looking knight and a headless woman looking for her head. Green Knight has it all not only with a crazy story but a vision that is one to see. Now we are praising this film a lot so far however this is many issues with Green Knight. One example would be the main characters ark and choices throughout the film but you be the judge. Download this episode now to hear what we think of The Green Knight. 

STOP! For the love of everything that is wonderful in this world! Just STOP making these movies. We have now come to a point of no return. Once your characters are in space for no reason what so ever, you have lost your franchise. This series has been dead since the first movie 20 years ago (Damn we are old) Do not waste a second of your life watching this disaster. However do download this episode to hear what we think of F9. Trust us....our review is better than the movie. 

Sarah, Eric and Jordan are still trying to figure what what the studio was trying to do with Werewolf in Paris. This episode is a MUST! download for anyone who grew up with this movie. The trio has so many questions and maybe some answers as to why there are more plot holes than any other 90s horror we have reviewed so far. Trust us you don't want to miss out on this review. Truly one of our best. Download now to hear what we think of An American Werewolf in Paris. 

Rich white people problems. Is this what PIG is all about? or is there something more to this independent film? Nicholas Cage is back with a performance that many fell is his best in years but what do the Movie Guys think? This movie is crazy on every level and one of the host think that PIG is a comedy. Download now to hear what we think of PIG. 

Finally we got a great movie here with The Suicide Squad. This is what the original should have been. James Gunn brought us not only a fun and entertaining film but an amazing superhero/villain film as well. As you can tell we really like the new Suicide Squad. However we don't want to spoiler anything here. So download  the episode now to hear what we think of The Suicide Squad. 

We thought that we would be getting a movie kinda like Red Sparrow. However Black Widow is a family drama with some really great action. Has Marvel done it again? Have they pulled of another great film here? Both Eric and Jordan really liked this film and this episode is something you don't want to miss. Download now to hear what we think of Black Widow. 

LOKI was the show that we did not ask for but is it the show that we always wanted. LOKI is filled with little Easter eggs for future films and TV shows and that easters eggs are really cool. Now with that being said LOKI also has it's problems but problems that we may be able to over look. Download this episode now to hear what we think of the new LOKI show. 

Everybody get up it's time to slam now. We got a real jam going down. Welcome to the Space Jam, here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam.....Alright That is the movie we wanted and not the movie we got. Space Jam A New Legacy does not even come close to the original. Which is sad because there are good moments in this that if done right could of made a really fun movie. It was no surprise that Lebron James can't act, by the way he even says that in the movie so that was funny.  The main villain's motivation really does not make any sense and why did all the toons leave the toon world? If you are a 90's kid and grew up with the original Space Jam. Then you must check this movie out if for anything it's cool to see the toons back together again. Download this episode to hear what our popcorn ratings are for Space Jam: A New Legacy

Just when we thought it was safe to go back to a another haunted house. We were dead wrong with House on Haunted Hill (1999). This is a movie to avoid at all costs, there is not one thing about it that is awesome. The sad thing is Eric and Jordan grew up with this movie and really liked it when they were kids. However now with  endless plot holes like the endless hallways in the basement this movie fails on a majority. For this episode we are joined again with Sarah as we continue our 90's Horror Retrospective Series. Download now to hear what we think of House on Haunted Hill (1999). 

So The Tomorrow War is kinda split into three parts. First is an action/war film with great effects and a great time. Second is like a drama with little to no action until the end of the second chapter. Third is weak as weak can get. The Tomorrow war has the start of a great idea but it fails in almost every attempt to be a great future war movie.    Download this episode now to hear what we think of The Tomorrow War. 

Emma Stone is bringing it as Cruella. Emma Stone is amazing in this film we loved her a lot. That is only thing we like about this movie. Cruella is way to long with plot holes and a murder mystery that was not needed. Also the timeline is strange because it feels like we are stuck in the 1960's for no reason when it should be the 1970's. Overall this movie is strange but download now to hear what we think of Cruella. 

Why did Chris Rock do this movie? Why did Chris Rock want to do the SAW franchise? We truly don't understand why this movie even happened. Samuel L Jackson was a little fun in this movie but that fun was soon forgotten. We are waiting to review something good and we hope that it is soon. Download this episode now to hear what we think of Spiral. 

Okay so how did the creator of Scream come up with this trash on an idea? Don't get us wrong I Know What You Did Last Summer is a late 90's classic in its own right and there is a good scary movie in here somewhere.  We are just trying to find the good movie that this could of been. The killer motivations are shaky and confusing. For an example like why did the killer choose a hook? Is it because of the urban legend told in the begging of the film? Well in that case then this is the wrong movie and it should be called Urban Legend. Download now and join Eric, Sarah and Jordan as we break down I Know What You Did Last Summer. 

Well the Conjuring series has finally jumped the shark! What happened to this franchise? This movie is all over the place with a horrible plot full of holes. We do not have anything really nice to say about this new chapter in the Conjuring universe but you do want to download this episode because we go deep with theory. Download now to hear what we think Conjuring 3. 

Half ghost story and half drama/thriller. What is going on with Things Heard and Seen? This movie goes all over the place. Is the house haunted by just the woman who have lived there in the past? Why does everyone have an affair? As you can tell we have so many questions and we get some of the answers....maybe   Download now to hear what Eric and Jordan have to say about Things Heard and Seen. 

What has happened to Zach Snyder? Truly? Yet again we review another film directed by Zach Snyder and we do not like it. This movie is up and down. left and right. We have no idea what kind of film this is supposed to be. However download this episode because you will be in for a great discussion and plot holes galore. Download now to hear what we think of Army of the Dead.

We are back again with Marvel this time with The Falcon and The Winter Soldier. Can you guess which host hated this show. We think you can figure it out. We also wanted to know if this show even need to be made at all with the MCU. Download now to hear what we think of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier.