Intentional Sounding: The Draw Play Podcast

Listen to two grown men slowly go insane as the horrifying implications of Super Mario Odyssey begin to shatter their minds. Mosquitos, Eric Decker, E3, and a lot of Mario and mustaches complete the picture as Dave and Sam reach a point they will not return from.

After Sam fixes the Monday Night Football theme song, the gang goes on to fix Super Bowl rings, the diamond trade, and fried potato side dishes.

Who is the ugliest QB of them all? Who is the prettiest throwboy? Why does Andy Reid hate Jeremy Maclin? Dave and Sam discuss, also they incorrectly predict what news outdates the episode.

Audio Track Fixed Version! Dave and Sam are joined by Bleacher Report NBA editor Bryant Knox and talk Richard Sherman, NFL celebrations, the NBA finals, and trash candy.

This week Dave and Sam kidnap a smart person and ask him inane questions about football. Plus, more Brock Osweiler jokes, the origin of the worst cereal ever invented, and lots of talk about whether the NFL or NCAA is the worse organization. Also, Sam gets put on a watchlist.

In one of the best podcast episodes yet, Dave and Sam discuss the merits of Tom Brady being called the goat, recall where they were when they saw Janet Jackson's Boob, and examine and rank things better at football than Brock Osweiler

Sam is back to join Dave again as they discuss Jay Cutler's move to the booth, the future of the Bears (it's gonna be bad), and which chain restaurants in your neighborhood suburb are the worst of all.

This week Sam is off stalking Pikachus so Dave brings friend of the show and draft guru Nick the Scumbag Kicker Predictor back for some actual post-draft analysis on the Giants, the league, and discuss the true magic of football names. Corn the Elder indeed.

So Aaron Hernandez died, and Dave and Sam have to address that depressing saga of a story. Tom Brady ditches Trump at the Altar, and the most important rankings of all: Cereal.

Dave and Sam talk about movies and Easter candy, before talking about ice cream flavors. Oh, and football is mentioned once or twice. Derek Carr said a dumb and Eli Manning did a fraud. -Note: This episode was recorded before Aaron Hernandez died

This week it's all about that Romo retiring news. Phil Simms is gone, Tony Romo's legacy, Richard Sherman is angry, eating taco bell responsibly, and most importantly of all, the definitive ranking of people named Mark.

The Podcast Celebrates it's first full year with Jay Cutler's butt, Colin Kapernick, how to die, and Dave's future death by Taco Bell thanks to special guest Spilly

This week Dave and Sam settle the question of who would win NFL owners Thunderdome. The answer might surprise you. Also Dave forgets Bud Adams is dead and waxes philosophical about kickers, and discusses which NFL owners you'd most like to stuff in a locker.

This week Dave and Sam do not stick to sports but discuss the best materials for when you gotta sit on the porcelain throne. Also some sports like Geno Smith, Colin Kaepernick, Manti Teo, JPP, and they found Tom Brady's jersey in the house of mexican sports Carmen San Diego

This week Dave and Sam are joined by weird twitter celebrity Gay Hooters to discuss the state of gay hooters, NFL free agency, athletes dominating E-Sports, ice cream, girl scout cookies, and what announcers look like what girl scout cookies. The most important podcast you will ever listen to.

The NFL Combine happened and it was creepy again, so instead of talking scouting reports Dave and Sam discuss Arian Foster's claim of taking on a wolf and what other animals NFL players could take in a fight

The Offseason is abysmally boring, so listen to Dave talk about dealing with rats in your kitchen, debate the oscars, and come up with an offseason survival guide with Sam. Please give us things to rank next week!

In this episode the power of the offseason hits full force as Dave and Sam spend most of the episode arguing over which state has the best shape and laughing at Kyrie Irving thinking the earth is flat because nothing is happening in the NFL right now at all. Welcome to the offseason, stay a while.

The NFL year is over and since nothing is on the horizon it's time for AWARDS SHOW INTENTIONAL SOUNDING. Join Dave and Sam as they rip apart the actual NFL awards from 2016 and give our own Soundies to the most deserving players of Best Butt, Best Cute Baby and Biggest Chokejob, and more!

Dave and Sam RECAP THE FINAL GAME and tell you why Tom Brady is getting too much credit, why the Falcons choked, who the best halftime show would be, and then fight about Sexy Mr. Clean. The Falcons didn't get the Sanu Canu involved and look what happened