Those Damn Ross Kids

Wherein those damn Ross kids get disturbingly personal about pornography, religion, and the zodiac.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unfathomable terror, pregnancy pacts, and space colonization.

Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about doing it live, education, and ska music.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss precious metals, puberty, and the Bible.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss baby names, hobbits, and the freshest of princes.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss euphemisms, steam engines, and Gary Sinise.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss innovation, genetics, and Seasonal Affective Disorder.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life. This episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss karate, bathroom reading, and Mickey Rooney.

Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss lying for science, conspiracy theories, and milkshakes.

Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about anger problems.

Wherein Those Damn Ross Kids talk about petty rage, cheap meat, scavenger hunts, and workshop the pilot for David Attenborough’s Stupid Earth.

In this first episode, we discuss our greatest fears, suggestions, and emotional pie.