Synopsis
A podcast about all the weird crap from history that sometimes can't be explained. From mysteries in ancient times to people missing in present day. From doomsday cults throughout history to Unicorn cults. From Bigfoot to Dropbears. If it's weird, we want to talk about it.
Episodes
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Episode 60: Schrödinger's Child At Your Local Cult Deli
06/07/2018 Duration: 01h27minChelsea talks about a child who either was or wasn't found and Cristina hops on the train to Bummersville to tell you about the 12 Tribes and how they could be IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!Remember to like, rate, and review and email us at cultcryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks for listening!
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Episode 59: DIY Mystical Energy Smuggling
29/06/2018 Duration: 02h07minYou didn't exactly ask for it but Chelsea's talking about it anyway: It's HOBBY LOBBY!!! In less weird 2017 news stories and more mystical weird stuff, Cristina talks about lay lines and how they're definitely caused by wizard aliens.Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!
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Episode 58: Demons DTF In Your Area
22/06/2018 Duration: 01h39minChelsea brings you Crytids of biblical proportions that bleed into the modern day while Cristina tells you exactly why Thomas Edison sucks.Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review. You can also e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!
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Episode 57: Synagogue of Satan in Scenic Bisley
15/06/2018 Duration: 01h40minWelcome to episode 57 where you can learn about the questionable gender of one of Englands former monarchs and how Jews are trying to get you high (but like maliciously somehow).Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast
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Episode 56: Internet Clowns
08/06/2018 Duration: 01h42minChelsea's back! And she's here to tell you about the website left behind after the mass suicide of the Heaven's Gate cult members. Afterwards you can enjoy Cristina talking about terrifying clowns because she lives to feed your nightmares. Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast and like, rate, and review wherever you listen to our podcast!
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Episode 55: Breaking Alliteration
01/06/2018 Duration: 01h30minChelsea is sick this week so instead of her you get our editor/producer Malachi to tell you about religious conspiracies! And also part 2 of Cristina's Michael Jackson conspiracies.Thanks for listening and feel free to e-mail us your own conspiracies at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3PodcastThanks!
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Episode 54: Annie Are You Okay?
25/05/2018 Duration: 01h58minDo you know about The Black Eyed Children? Well you do now thanks to Chelsea! Afterwards, enjoy Cristina explain how a very sizable and devoted group of Michael Jackson fans are convinced that he's not really dead and that he'll be back for his come back tour any day now.Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and Tweet us @C3PodcastThanks!
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Episode 53: Chelsea's Color-paloza
18/05/2018 Duration: 01h47minWelcome to Bummersville! Where Cristina is going to tell you about the Anthill Kids. Now, seeing as this gets Extremely Depressing and Disturbing (even for Bummersville), we want to let you know that Chelsea's section, where she talks about a creature that started from a creation myth and became a cryptid, starts at 58 minutes into the Podcast. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast
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Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary
11/05/2018 Duration: 02h06minIt's episode 52 which means we've been doing this for a year! How crazy is that?In honor of our year in the podcasting business we give you a very weird trip to Bummersville ("It's kind of fun and interesting until the mass suicide") from Chelsea and a mysterious disappearance of a family from Cristina.Thank you so much to all our listeners for sticking with us through the first year! We're looking forward to many more anniversaries to come!Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast.Thank you for listening!
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Episode 51: To Invade A Mockingbird
04/05/2018 Duration: 01h49minSome stories are believable, and some lack even the basic proof to even be loosely considered a "conspiracy", and today we're talking about both! First, Cristina talks about how Stargates were the reason for the War in Iraq (and no, the explanation doesn't make it sound less crazy), and then Chelsea talks about CIA's Project Mockingbird which is definitely totally a thing the CIA would do.Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and Tweet us @C3PodcastThanks for listening!
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Episode 50: Send Nudes to the Men In Black
27/04/2018 Duration: 02h03minYou asked for it so we covered it: Get ready to get on the train to Bummersville as Chelsea talks about NXIVM AKA that sex cult with the Smallville actress. Spoiler Alert: It's way worse than you thought. And then Cristina talks about how the mythos of the Men In Black started involving some guy in Washington claiming some aliens burned his son and killed his dog.Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3PodcastThanks for listening!
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Episode 49: Alex Jones' Worst Nightmare
20/04/2018 Duration: 01h25minCristina and Chelsea are joined by the guys from Trust Me I'm A Therapist to talk about the man who can eat everything, Prozac in the water supply, and the mysterious Black Stain of Venezuela. Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3PodcastThanks for listening!
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Episode 48: The Vanishing Women Who Stare At Goats
13/04/2018 Duration: 01h39minWelcome to our Freaky Friday the 13th episode! Chelsea takes everyone on the train to Bummersville and talks about the Vanishing Triangle in Ireland and then we go over to Cristina who has another Cryptid bonanza! This time involving GOAT MEN!Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3PodcastThanks for listening!
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Episode 47: Social Science with a Shot of Bourbon
06/04/2018 Duration: 01h43minAn accidental MKUltra breakdown as Cristina talks about the "suicide" of ex-CIA employee Frank Olson and Chelsea talks about the Tavistock Institute that is definitely funding this podcast apparently.Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us your family conspiracies or petty academic stories or anything else you want at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or you can Tweet us @C3Podcast.Thanks for listening!
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Episode 46: *Insert Anti Semitic Klaxon Here*
30/03/2018 Duration: 01h48minCristina and Chelsea are joined by special guest comic book writer Chris Sebela! Chelsea and Chris both talk about recent cults that still are alive today and Cristina tells us a ghost story about vengeful women who are easily distracted by candy.Remember to like, rate, and review and follow us on Twitter @C3Podcast or on Facebook at Facebook.Com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies and e-mail us all your weird stories at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and you can follow our special guest on Twitter @xtopThanks for listening!
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Episode 45: Mary Magdalene and the Religious Laser Beam
23/03/2018 Duration: 01h59minWelcome to the wonderful/crazy world of religion! With Cristina talking about an actual tinhat conspiracy involving NASA, the New World Order, and controlling peoples minds with laser beams while Chelsea talks about the (most likely) conspiracy that Mary Magdalene was (GASP) the wife of Jesus!Remember to like, rate and review and to e-mail us your conspiracies at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter @C3Podcast and you can also reach out to us at Facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies. Thanks for listening!
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Episode 44: 17th Century Incognito Mode
16/03/2018 Duration: 01h59minCristina and Chelsea once again accidentally theme together, this time in 17th century France! The King's Twin brother! Poison! SATANISM! WE'VE GOT IT ALL!And remember to send us your stories at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us @C3Podcast and you can also contact us at Facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies
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Episode 43: Flat Earth Showdown
09/03/2018 Duration: 01h39minWelcome to our first collaborative episode! Chelsea and Cristina BOTH talk about some completely off the (ice) wall theories that stem from the Flat Earth community, including, apparently, how gravity works!Remember to like, rate, and review and if you have any conspiracies of your own e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or if you have a correction or want to give us a quick shout out you can Tweet us @C3Podcast or you can contact us through Facebook at facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiraciesThanks for listening!
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Episode 42: Jill Dando and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls
02/03/2018 Duration: 01h40minDelve into the world of crystal skulls (yes, like the terrible Indiana Jones movie) and the mystery of the death of Jill Dando!Remember to like, rate, and review wherever you listen to us and send us your family conspiracies or cryptids or general weird things at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or short messages can be Tweeted at us @C3Podcast. You can also visit us on our Facebook page at Facebook.Com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies
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Episode 41: The National Export of Bummersville is Depresssion
23/02/2018 Duration: 02h15minCristina and Chelsea are joined by their friend Bones as they talk about cults that dabble in both drugs AND human sacrifice, the REAL reason Marilyn Monroe died (spoilers: aliens), and a treasure hunt spanning millennia.Remember to like, rate, and review us and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter @C3Podcast and on Facebook at facebook.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies