Are You Wearing A Helmet? - An Actual Play Rpg

The party rounds into the home stretch as they confront the true evil behind the curse of the Ruins. Also Ken gets to live out his sound effect dreams. Please don't encourage him by liking it. A tale of twisted temples, melancholy marionettes, and father issues.

What mysteries and perils await the party as it ventures into a blasphemous mockery of Merrick's church? Well, let's just say you're probably going to want to turn your volume down in the last ten minutes. A tale of undead scribblers, unwholesome gardens, and maniacal dentists.

The party finds itself back to its rescuing ways as it braves ancient, shunned ruins for the sake of three overconfident teenagers. Not to be nice mind you, but mostly because Rick doesn't want to pay a tariff. A tale of tenebrous tendrils, the bones of ancient heroes, and dancing golems.

Welcome back boils and ghouls to our second Halloween special. Join Chris "Corpse" Card, Ken "Revolting" Rau, Eric "WOOOOOOO" Wisiewski, and Rick Doombridge along with our special guests Keith "Chemtrails are a Freemason Plot" Allen and Rob "Murderous" Mountney as they venture into a terrifying blast from the past: The Tomb of Horrors. A tale of monkey rafts, a lethally polite paladin, and oh so many pit traps.

The party sets out to rescue kidnapped members of its expedition from the servants of a strange and ancient evil. What will the group find atop of a brooding stone tower called the Devil's Tooth? A tale of pilfered potions, deadly discs, and savage simians.

The party strikes out on an expedition to find a forgotten city, and more importantly, whatever treasure is still in said city. A tale of cheap labour, strange questions, and kobold arms deals.

The party finds itself deep within the very sanctum of Captain Erksson in an episode so action and comedy packed that we had to shorten it lest we burn out your excitement centers. A tale of melting pots, feathered friends, and silver (bar) linings.

Finding a hidden escape route, the party finds itself exploring an area sealed for centuries, along with secrets and ancient treasure.  A tale of sullen rangers, crystalline janitors, and jarred threats.

Disguised, the party mingles among the lowest of high Sheresh society, where oddities are the norm. A tale of Eric impressions, troll bits, and impudent deals.

With all the foresight and stealth it's known for, the party attempts to break into their foe's lair and rescue a family of innocents.  A tale of extortion, invisible dwarves, and petty vandalism.

The party barely has time to catch its breath before being confronted by their most annoying foe yet.  Can the party rescue their dwarven allies or will it degenerate into a flopping, steaming mess?  If you've listened this far I'm sure you can guess.  A tale of vain Vikings, wizard street fighting, and suplexes.

The party finds itself in a desperate situation as it's surrounded on all sides by the undead hordes of ancient Sheresh. A tale of rot, free range Morlocks, and black water rafting.

As the party tries to find a way to escape from the dead city of Old Sheresh they find a new ally.  They'll need all the help they can get as they find themselves in the middle of an undead feud.  A tale of stylish fashion, dwarven anatomy, and dark waters.

 In this extra long episode, the party finds themselves strong-armed into the broken remnants of Old Sheresh by the strangest beings they've met yet. A tale of brains gone bad, the oddest of pets, and how trusting the structural integrity of old buildings isn't the best of plans.  

Hot on the trail of a cultist, the party finds there are older, darker things lurking in the shadows of Sheresh. Will the group be willing to bargain with an ancient, eldritch force to track down their quarry? A tale of blood, the eccentricity of artists, and silent orphans.

In keeping with the season, Are You Wearing A Helmet is proud to present our first fangtastic, spooktacular Halloween special Basement of Terror 1: The Willows.  Join Ken "Rotting" Rau, Chris "Cadaver" Card, Eric Deadniewski, Rick "I Have Four Children Under the Age of Ten" Dubridge, and our special guest Keith "Axe Murderer" Allen as they investigate the strange and macabre.  A tale of bad accents, taciturn old men, and things that go bump in the night.

When the party tries to organize an expedition to find a lost city, they discover that their enemies have allies.Hunted by a priest of Hate, the group seek to turn the tables on their foe. A tale of biting flies, monkey waiters, and table chatter gone wild.

The party confronts an ancient evil to protect their charges, and show that the ocean isn't the only place that's salty.  A tale of the drowned dead, idols most grotesque, and fated armor.

Deciding to enter the hotel business, the group makes a deal with an old acquaintance.  A tale of maritime mingling, desperate belay pin throwing, and a lesson in humility.

How do our heroes handle themselves at the table of their foe? If you guessed poorly, you'd be mostly correct. A tale of inside jokes with outside voices, arson for a good cause,and a cult of chains.