Unspoiled! The Dark Tower

In which Eddie Dean leaves our world forever.

In which Balazar is a much bigger concern than the Priests OfThe Customs. 

In which King surprises me again with the extent of the capabilities of this mysterious doorway.

In which we find out what happens when the Gunslinger walks through the door.

In which a Donald-Trump-lookalike bites Roland's fingers off. 

In which that desert sun ages the hell out of Roland.

In which the Gunslinger saves Jake from the mutants...but for what? 

In which they go for a train ride.

In which Jake realizes what's actually going on.

In which our hero exchanges sex for the most unhelpful prophecy.

In which we learn a little more about where Roland comes from.

In which we meet Jake, who is very professional.

In which there's an uncomfortable scene involving a preacher-woman and a gun...and then a whole town is massacred. 

In which we meet the Preacher Woman.

In which some asshole brings an addict back to life. 

In these chapters, the desert sucks and ravens can talk.