Synopsis
Terrible Warriors is an actual-play podcast all about the enjoyment of playing Table Top Role Playing Games. No matter if you have played them all your life, or have never picked up a d20, we are here to show that anyone and everyone can play. Recording campaigns since 2012, releasing new episodes every week, as an anthology of stories. Starting each brand new adventure with a different cast of wacky charactersSupport us on Patreon at patreon.com/terriblewarriors
Episodes
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Expendables 3 - Episode 02
14/10/2014 Duration: 01h04minFor 2 years the multiverse has been in peril and saved by a band of Terrible Warriors. For 2 years we thought everything was safe. We ignored the signs. We didn't realize how terrible the situation was. Until now... Back again for our 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, a Master Chief, a Scientist, a Wizard, a Droid and a Pokemon Trainer are ripped from their worlds to defeat evil once again in the form of the vampire lord, Kain. As Kain threatens to destroy the entire multiverse leaving everything to waste, son of Dracula, Alucard has summoned these Expendable Warriors to defeat Kain once and for all! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Big Mike Steve Saylor Julian Spillane Cassie Chui Conal MacBeth Derek Burrow
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Expendables 3 - Episode 01
06/10/2014 Duration: 01h09minFor 2 years the multiverse has been in peril and saved by a band of Terrible Warriors. For 2 years we thought everything was safe. We ignored the signs. We didn't realize how terrible the situation was. Until now... Back again for our 3RD YEAR ANNIVERSARY, a Master Chief, a Scientist, a Wizard, a Droid and a Pokemon Trainer are ripped from their worlds to defeat evil once again in the form of the vampire lord, Kain. As Kain threatens to destroy the entire multiverse leaving everything to waste, son of Dracula, Alucard has summoned these Expendable Warriors to defeat Kain once and for all! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Big Mike Steve Saylor Julian Spillane Cassie Chui Conal MacBeth Derek Burrow
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Test Warriors - Codename: Blackjack - Episode 01
29/09/2014 Duration: 01h42minSince October 2012 we have been bringing you the best that these Terrible Warriors can provide. We've played a lot of adventures where hilarity ensues always at the chagrin of the GM. Well as we embark on our official 3rd year in showcasing the world of Role playing games. It's now time we make one of our own. This week in a very special One Shot episode, we begin our journey in making our own Terrible Warriors Role Playing Game in a series of episodes we will call "Test Warriors". Throughout the next year we will be releasing Test Warriors episodes as we go about play testing our own RPG. In our first Test Warriors episode, our GM Steve Saylor tests out a system he likes to call "Codename: Blackjack". Listen as our test subjects, Justin, Cassie, Julian and Orie play for the first time this brand new system set in a world we are all familiar with: The Old West. If you would like to test out the same game yourself, we have uploaded the entire campaign played in this episode for you to try out with your friends
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Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 4
22/09/2014 Duration: 01h44min"Someone asked me once if I knew the difference between a civilian and a citizen. I know now. A citizen has the courage to make the safety of the human race their personal responsibility" It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation’s mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit now known as “Nemo’s Outlanders” finds themselves trapped inside the "Black vault" and there is one possible chance to escape the prison planet. Our troopers, Privates Joker, Chaos, Corporal Gerbil, Specialist Deadshot and newly promoted Lieutenant Nemo are hatching a plan that involves possibly stealing the prison "bus" and working with the very criminals they came here to bring to justice. The "Black Vault" still has many secrets within it's depths and some of those secrets will change the face of the war forever... Get ready for a surprise! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terri
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Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 3
15/09/2014 Duration: 01h03min"Naked force has resolved more conflicts throughout history than any other factor. The contrary opinion, that violence doesn't solve anything, is wishful thinking at its worst; people who forget that always die. " It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation’s mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit known as “Garcia’s Outlanders” find themselves trapped on a prison planet where everyone and everything wants them dead and no back up is coming. Our mobile infantry troopers find they face an enemy that could potentially be hiding among them and could be anyone. The mission takes a dramatic turn as they finally enter "The Black vault" and find that there is more then what was covered in the mission briefing. Will “Garcia’s Outlanders” be able to escape and return to the Federation? Do you follow your orders or do your break the law to do what's right? Would you like to know more?
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Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 2
08/09/2014 Duration: 01h04min" I need a corporal. You're it, until you're dead or I find someone better. " It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation’s mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit known as “Garcia’s Outlanders” has received orders to investigate a secret military prison located within the Arachnid Quarantine zone known as "The Black vault". Arriving on a planet where even the smallest microbe can kill an unprotected trooper is where our heroes set down. An abandoned outpost silently awaits our players and gives no clue as to what happened to the planetary militia. The B Squad knows there is only one way on and off this rock and that is they complete their mission...otherwise it's a permanent vacation. What does the "B" Squad of the Outlander discover hiding in the crevices of the most secret and deadly prison in the entirety of the Federation? Would you like to know more? Make sure you Inte
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Starship Troopers: The Black Vault - Episode 1
01/09/2014 Duration: 01h04min"This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don't do your job, I'll shoot you myself. You get me? " It is five years after the battle of Klendathu and the Federation's mobile infantry still fights the Arachnid empire across multiple fronts for supremacy and survival of the species. The mobile infantry reconnaissance unit known as "Garcia's Outlanders" finds themselves into yet another bug infested planet to rescue their fellow M.I troopers trapped below on the planet's surface. Join Privates Joker, Chaos, Corporal Gerbil, Specialist Deadshot and Sergeant Nemo as The Outlander's B Squad as they are summoned by Military intelligence officer MacNamara to go on a dangerous mission to a planet not on any chart and not officially recognized by any authority.... Would you like to know more? Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Michael Dodd Steve Saylor Conal MacBeth Tom White Brendan Frye
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Matrix Awakening - Episode 4
25/08/2014 Duration: 01h24minTake the Blue pill, the story ends and you believe what you want to believe. Take the red pill and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. In the final chapter of Matrix Awakening we'll learn what has happened to Erika's character since she vanished, Orie will still be blamed for stopping time, Justin will serve drinks and Cassie will cry in terror. What is going down in the city, why do the Agents think Erika is the one and is there room for a few more Matrix movie cameos? Yes. Yes there is. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Cassie Chui Erika Szabo Orie Falconer
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Matrix Awakening - Episode 3
18/08/2014 Duration: 01h02minTake the Blue pill, the story ends and you believe what you want to believe. Take the red pill and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. Classic cameos make their appearance as The Oracle reveals that Erika's character is The Two. Everything you know about The Matrix is put to the test as time stands still because Orie destroyed all the clocks with his Silver Bullet. Yea, ok, it's getting a little silly in here but the third episode of Matrix: Awakening ramps up the tension as we build up momentum to the epic finale. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Cassie Chui Erika Szabo Orie Falconer
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Matrix Awakening - Episode 2
11/08/2014 Duration: 01h02minTake the Blue pill, the story ends and you believe what you want to believe. Take the red pill and see just how deep this rabbit hole goes. It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. The crew of the Athens are on the run after The Agents and The Merovingian all want what they have. What happened to Tetra when the Agent attacked her? What happened to that clock after Skyper erased it with one of his Silver Bullets? Is Alister going to get stuck with the bill? All will be cryptically revealed in episode 2. Here, have a cookie. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Cassie Chui Erika Szabo Orie Falconer
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Matrix Awakening - Episode 1
03/08/2014 Duration: 01h07minWake up Neo... It's time to see the world for what it truly is, an illusion. In the sequel to our first Matrix Campaign "Matrix Deletion" our crew Justin Ecock, Cassie Chui and Erika Szabo are joined with newly awakened redpill Orie Falconer as they jack into the illusion that is The Matrix. When we last left our crew of the Hovership Athens, they encountered a virus that would kill any Redpill that attempted to leave the Matrix via Hardlines. The Athens crew developed a "silver bullet" to use that virus as a weapon. They have been on the run for over 53 days now living in secret in The Matrix. Machines, Exiles and Redpills alike are after this weapon and will stop at nothing to get it. Will the crew survive even the first episode? Jump down the rabbit hole with us and listen to find out! Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Steve Saylor Justin Ecock Cassie Chui Erika Szabo Orie Falconer
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Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 4
28/07/2014 Duration: 01h40minThe final chapter in our Wild Talents campaign. Join Loner, Tempest, Saturday (not a Doctor) and Quantum one last time for an hilarious conclusion to our superhero RPG. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike
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Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 3
21/07/2014 Duration: 01h02minThe third chapter in our Wild Talents campaign! Join Tempest, Loner, Quantum, Doctor Saturday (not a real doctor), and a host of new characters as the impending sense of doom begins to creep in. Only one more chapter left to solve the mystery and save themselves. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike
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Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 2
14/07/2014 Duration: 55minReturn to the world of wild talents as our team of heroes, Quantum, Loner, Tempest, and Dr. Saturday, lead the charge to discover the mysteries that surround them. The plot thickens and Game Master Tom has some really cool names for his NPC characters that he never intended for us to know but they're totally part of the canon now. Email: Feedback @terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike
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Wild Talents: Prototype - Episode 1
07/07/2014 Duration: 01h05minJuly is for summer blockbusters, Michael Bay explosions, and superhero tales of bravery and cunning. The Terrible Warriors take on the world of Wild Talents and introduce their super powered heroes the enigmatic Doctor Saturday, mysterious Tempest, powerful Quantum, and outcast Loner. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Tom "He's an Evil Genius" White Cassie Chui Mike "The Birdman" Dodd Derek "The Bard" Burrow Big Mike
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This Picnic Is Terrible!
30/06/2014 Duration: 02h23minIt's summer time! To end June and welcome in July we're taking a quick break from our usual 4-part series to go out to the park and have a picnic. Travel with us to the Toronto Islands and enjoy a game of Fiasco set in the world of Channel 6 Action News, a peculiar setting that seems similar to Anchorman but with the cut throat politics of Game of Thrones. Party boats, game of thrones references, and a sudden but inevitable betrayal await you in this 2-hour Canada Day/July 4/Summer Party of Your Choosing special. Regular Terrible Warriors resumes next week. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Julian Spillane Steve Saylor Trish Woodford Cassie Chui
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Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 4 "Escaping Limos"
23/06/2014 Duration: 01h17minSeparated and alone our Terrible Warriors are trapped on a space station trying to kill them. Will they make their escape and return to earth to tell the tale? Will any of them find the answers they were searching for? Probably not. It's the final episode of Maschine Zeit, which means everyone is probably going to die... especially those red-shirt wearing NPCs. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewariors.com Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Shane Phillips Steve Saylor Tom White Michael Hruby
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Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 3 "Friends of Limos"
16/06/2014 Duration: 01h03minOur terrible warriors have found themselves trapped on Limos station running for their lives. Tom makes new friends and the rest of the group follows the trail of the scavenging miners also trapped on the station hoping that they might have a plan to escape. Would you like to play with my friends? It's the third instalment of Maschine Zeit. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Shane Phillips Steve Saylor Tom White Michael Hruby
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Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 2 "Limos Laughing"
09/06/2014 Duration: 01h01minOur terrible warriors have found themselves trapped on Limos station with their ticket home having just smashed itself out the airlock. One member of the group finds himself separated from the others and is that... laughing in the distance? It's the second instalment of Maschine Zeit. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Shane Phillips Steve Saylor Tom White Michael Hruby
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Maschine Zeit: Darkness Calling - Episode 1 "Welcome to Limos Station"
02/06/2014 Duration: 01h11minIn space nobody can hear how terrible you are. Welcome to the world of Maschine Zeit, a world of haunted space stations, greedy corporations, and "spooky stuff" (tm). This week on Terrible Warriors we journey to the year 2110 and are introduced to our characters who will travel to space and undoubtedly die in some horrible fashion or another because of their terrible dice results. Make sure you Interact with the show via: Email: Feedback@terriblewarriors.com Terrible Warriors: Justin Ecock Orie Falconer Shane Phillips Steve Saylor Tom White Michael Hruby