Poddy Break With Tim Hawkins

This week, Tim roasts Caleb for going to the hospital on the road. FREIGHT IS BACK. Daren’s friend Brian calls in. Caleb thinks George Beverly Shea sounds like he’s chewing a hamburger whilst singing.The crew gives relationship advice to a listener. Tim steps in the net as the comedy goalie. Daren gives scorching hot takes on Star Wars, and where did Alex’s nicknames come from?     Submit your relationship questions here!!!   Email: poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Twitter: @poddybreak Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Jean (aka “Lil Freight”) joins the crew! Dustin shares his in-depth knowledge of Paw Patrol. Caleb experiences a guy at the gym that is out of control. Tim wants to build his own gym with special etiquette. And Monty receives an embroidered towel as a gift from a fan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, the bus stinks. Tim is struggling to stay awake during movies. Caleb thinks the squatty potty is a game changer. Freight is King Kong with a plethora of nans, and everybody thinks he should give a hotel comfort masterclass. Finally, the crew wants to get dressed up to see Luke Bryan at Busch Stadium.   Follow us on Twitter! @poddybreak Email the show! poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Nekked (aka Monty, aka Gerber, aka Kevin) sits in! Tim has hot takes on Star Wars. Caleb thinks ranch can be used on everything. Branyan's chicken finger feud continues. Freight imitates Forrest Gump as Gonzo, Peter Dinklage grows once every year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Levi explores the potential of Cold Stone Steve Austin. Caleb is unsure if a pepper is a fruit. Freight's fame pulls people away from Bob's table. And Tim is in a Gospel trans.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE’RE BACK! This week, Olivia calls in unexpectedly to talk about her love life. Tim has had enough of the machine nesters at the gym. Bob thinks Naked looks like a giant baby. Caleb googles the definition of a hole. And Freight sings Cat Scratch Fever as Gonzo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The (extended) gang is here for our last episode of the year! This week, Todd, Jean & Aaron join from our TX office. Tim and Todd tell stories about Coach and Coach’s coach friends! Jean gets a visit from Nancy, the black cat. Todd wonders if there is such a thing as a male shawl. We recount our favorite dishes at the company Christmas party. And Pooz almost destroys a Target employee over a red boombox. Also in this episode: We discover Jean’s hatred of nature. Caleb and Josh are brought together by a Game Cube. The TX gang is very bitter about the basement situation in MO. We learn about a new country artist Sandy Soil. And Tim can see through his own skin. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kenn Kington is back on the show! This week, Todd calls into the show. Tim finishes the last shows of 2017. Freight goes on a bender. The crew says goodbye to Josh. We learn everybody’s favorite Christmas movies. And Tim loses his Christmas spirit because of too many Pentatonix songs. Also on this episode: Tim gets a typewriter. The gang introduces Kenn to the best version of “O Holy Night”. Rick Astley can’t hit those notes. Inflatable Santa has problems on the roof. The bus breaks down temporarily. And Freight assembles some Ikea furniture. Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com Tweet Kenn @kennkington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Branyan is BACK, and it’s time to get weird! This week, Tim counts people’s items in the express lane. Freight has an amazing Costco strategy. John is old enough to get away with petty crimes. Tim offends Jewish Vampires. And Caleb gets very upset when Freight eats his bison burger. Also on this episode: Tim’s elbow is filling up with water. Heather doesn’t put groceries in a bag. The gang thinks Freight should have his own parade balloon, and subsequently, a calendar. And John gets served an original, hand-crafted Freightback.Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dustin is back on the Poddy Bus!! This week, Tim gets everyone ready to podcast, and then just starts eating in the middle of the room. Dustin tells a regional joke that doesn’t land. Spoiled Rich Kid hears from his first potential female suitor, and it doesn’t go well.  Caleb tries to Google “Painted Baby Pictures”. And a Freight joke goes over the line. (You’ve been warned.) Also on this episode: Tim does a freestyle rap about school picture day. Naked drops his Cinnabon. Dustin’s son pukes the entire color spectrum. Caleb fully inserts his hand into the cream cheese. The gang talks their favorite music. And Freight goes all in on a screaming goat toy.Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.com Or tweet him @DustinNickerson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob Smiley takes a break from eating squirrel to go out on the road with us! This week, Tim has a solid salad. Caleb wonders if Missouri, as a state, uses too much ranch dressing. Bob gets kicked out of a cut-rate Bowling Hall of Fame. And Freight is PUMPED for some Hallmark Christmas movies. Also in this episode: Bob and Tim bleed on stage. Caleb dry heaves while looking at a bowler’s thumb. Freight tells a story about Stan the Donkey whilst sitting atop his throne. Bob runs down the list of things you’re encouraged to kill. Tim’s dogs are in need of respiratory assistance. AND LADIES… submit your applications to win a date with Spoiled Rich Kid. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/ Tweet him @bobsmileycomic Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/ad

John Branyan is in the house! This week, nobody can hear, and everybody wants reverb.  The gang talks fighting. Baby Josh has trouble speaking. Freight has a condition where nobody wants to listen to him. Caleb fields a bunch of questions from Twitter.  And there might be a flame thrower outside the bus. Also in this episode: Caleb wants to know what autumn in the park smells like. Tim fears the combover. Freight wants to look like a full on hobo. John does more Freight introductions. And we witness the glorious QUADRUPLE FREIGHTBACK!!!! Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The awesome Dustin Nickerson hops on the bus! This week, Tim tells a completely erroneous fun facts about Freight. Caleb starts a dialog about the dress code on the bus. Dustin kneels at the sight of Tim’s American Flag pants. Josh’s adulthood status is questioned. And Freight wants to gently rock Dustin like a baby. Also in this episode: Tim wants to journal but doesn’t. Joke thieves steal one of Tim’s jokes. Tim steals one of Bob Smiley’s jokes. Dustin steals one of Pete Holmes jokes, and immediately back pedals. Tim and Dustin discuss the comedy boom.  And Freight takes a little nap. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! For more of Dustin check out dustinnickerson.com Or tweet him @DustinNickerson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John’s back!! This week, John gets in a boxing match. Tim almost catches a fly. Josh kills a moth with the unopened Jonnie W DVD. Crappaw gets a nifty nabber and goes on Shark Tank. Freight drops a fair trade, organic FREIGHTBACK! Also on this episode: The Breville almost becomes a tool of ultimate bug destruction. The show almost doesn’t go on when the power goes out. Tim writes a Freightback jingle. Caleb has serious geographical deficiencies. The moth calls into the show. And John over analyzes a handshake. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Crist tweeted his snapchat to our instagram, and HE’S ON THE BUS!!! This week, Tim dreams of the day he goes to buy stamps. John thinks that going outside is the worst thing ever. Caleb wonders if Biebs is the most famous person of all time. And Freight asks for strength when Tim cancels a show. Also on this episode: Tim runs in toe shoes and locks up his shins. Freight finds a woof under the stairs. John has defiant hair and does things to his body. (What?) Caleb can’t do anything halfway. And the Fake Daren Streblow calls into the show! Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! John's twitter - snapchat - website  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HEY-OOO, WE’RE BACK! Jonnie Boy is with us on this fantabulous run. This week, Tim talks about his first kiss. Jonnie knows too much about Cinderella. Caleb thinks that helicopters are waaaaayyyy doper that simulcasting. And Freight talks to truckers. Also in this episode: The gang talks about being polite. Caleb wants the squad to to wear matching sunglasses at all times. Freight calls Jonnie an anchor. Tim bungie jumps on his honeymoon. And Jonnie wants to injure himself so he can look like Ryan Reynolds. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Jonnie tweets funny things @jonnie_w Check out his slice of the webs at jonniew.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Branyan is wheels up with us! This week, Tim massacres a cheese stick. Josh is only happy when it’s 60 degrees. John starts a fire at his merch table. Coach tells a risque joke; then explains it. And Freight beatboxes while Tim scowls at Caleb. Also in this episode: The gang writes an uncomfortable  jingle about Freight being racist. We get about a million bathroom related questions on Twitter… What’s up with you weirdos? John tells an embarrassing story about pants. And Tim tries to drive while eating a sopping wet sandwich. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Get more of John at johnbranyan.com Tweet John @john_branyan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s da crew, baby! Wassadoo? This week, Tim has flashbacks to his time as an Olive Garden waiter. Caleb has another encounter with the dancing excerciser at his gym. Freight sits in an adirondack chair. AND SPOILED RICH KID CALLS IN!!! Also in this episode: Tim runs over Freight’s family photos with a lawnmower. Caleb and Tim relive their ill-fated radio show. Josh and Caleb talk about Pop-Tarts and Gushers Fruit Snacks. Olivia joins us for travel talk. And Tim gets emotional talking about the Kardashians. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gather ‘round, folks… today we get to meet Ambrose Blair, an awesome kid who wished to be on the podcast! This week, Caleb gets uncomfortable while flexing for everyone. Ambrose put Taco Bell on BLAST!!! Freight has is own Wikipedia page?!?! And Tim sneaks into everyone’s houses and eats their lozenges. Also in this episode: Tim gets hairspray in his mouth. Caleb’s girlfriend, Rachel, joins us on the podcast and watches Kardashians with Tim. Ambrose keeps his cat in an oxygen chamber. The gang has a Scattergories related meltdown. Freight always finds room for ice cream. And we get a sudden phone call from Taco Bell employee, Johnny Nacho. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob is mixing condiments on the bus with us! This week, Freight proclaims his love for scented candles. Freight and his groomsmen make a shirtless pyramid. Caleb wonders what a chamberpot is. And Bob melts down meeting one of his comedy heroes. Also on this episode: Caleb’s shirts get smaller as he gets swoller. Freight contemplates his favorite cheese. The gang talks formalwear. Tim remembers when women smelled bad at weddings. Tim and Freight talk about texting. And a TV show gives Bob comedy flashbacks. Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com Follow us @poddybreak Email us at poddybreak@rockshowcomedy.com Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices