Feeny And Friends

This week Patrick and Britt’s long wait is over when beautiful weirdo Topanga finally shows up. They discuss how her unconventional ways are a breath of fresh air next to “plain wrapped” normcore Cory. All except for one, of course: Patrick and Britt just can’t endorse nonconsensual handcuffed kissing (no means no, Topanga!). There’s also hair talk, sports talk and two females talking about something other than a man. This is where the mythology starts, people, and it’s all uphill from here (and maybe, according to Patrick, downhill for Topanga).