Ten Cent Heroes

The gang begins planning a casino heist to steal a pair of dragon eyes from under the Count's nose. But first, they'll need some help, but that's complicated by the fact that their help needs help... Tune in as the party finds out they're rich, everyone actually does okay on their stealth checks, and Jon does an NPR outro.

Our heroes set out from Lake Llewellyn in search of Marius DeChagny. Their next stop, a meeting with one of Yoza's associates, who claims to have a lead...

And we're back! Like, for really real this time! We wrap up the gang's interlude at Lake Llewellyn as Eliza gets into some binge-drinking-related shenanigans, and Yoza receives some correspondence from an old friend. Jon and Bryanna frantically try to remember how to do their respective jobs. Also, in case you miss it in the outro, we'll be switching to biweekly updates in an effort to have a schedule we can actually keep.  Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk. 

Down but not out! We return form our unexpected hiatus with the next part of our three-part interlude. In this episode, Canon becomes the Karate Kenku as he sets out to find a new teacher. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.  NOTE: Astute listeners (aka, anyone with a working pair of ears) will notice that in the opening narration, Jon refers to Arienne as "Adrienne." Those responsible have been sacked.

The gang finally gets back on track with their new boat as they try to remember who it is they're supposed to be looking for. But as they stop to rest, Yoza embarks on their own mission...  

Yoza, Reyseria, and Canon's time in the maze comes to a close as they finally reach the heart of the maze. Get it? Because there's a heart? Watch in amazement as Bryanna tries her darnedest to convey to the gang that they finished the quest. But while things may be going alright below water, there's something afoot on the surface... Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk. 

Stuff gets weird as the Ten Cent Heroes complete the last leg of the labyrinth. In this episode, the gang does some gardening, finds the creepiest room yet, and addresses an elephant in the room. And what do they find when they reach the end of the maze...? Listen and find out! Also, some of the music in this episode is provided by Louie Zong, an incredible musician and artist. Please check out all his work at louiezong.com. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

Place your bets, place your bets! Canon is back in his element as the gang finds an underwater casino worked by a well-dressed fish-man. But beyond the card table lie even greater dangers, and old friends, too... Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

The Brunstad Isle saga continues with the Ten Cent Heroes encountering more strange sights and challenges in the labyrinth. In this episode, our heroes go up against aquatic life, word puzzles, and Canon's budding gambling addiction.    

Canon writes a missive home. Music for this episode was "Carefree" by Kevin MacLeod, which can be found at http://incompetech.com/wordpress/.

The gang does battle with objets d'art as they try to get a hold of a mysterious trident. In this episode, Yoza becomes a superhero, Canon lawyers his way to victory, and Reyseria gets some new threads. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.  

The Ten Cent Heroes are in 2018! In the first episode of the new year, Yoza makes some new fish-friends, Reyseria tries to keep the gang alive, and Canon flirts with death. Again. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

Yoza, Reyseria, and Canon go deeper into the strange maze underneath Brunstad Isle. As the trio presses on, they encounter impenetrable darkness, ridiculous reptiles, and hallways that would make M.C. Escher weep. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

Grab your quills and your parchment, we're going cartographing! That's not a word, but our intrepid heroes make it a word this episode as they have to chart the depths of the caves below Brunstad Isle. Dungeons are delved, puzzles are solved, and the gang encounters an enemy that even they might not be able to defeat. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

The grass is greener on the other side of the invisible, magical wall! Osha shows Yoza, Reyseria, and Canon around the Green Place and our heroes learn more about Brunstad Isle's unique history and the secrets beneath its icy surface. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk. Also, because I forgot to mention it in the outro, our theme music is Heavy Interlude by Kevin Macleod.

The gang ends up on the wrong side of the law as Yoza is placed under arrest for, well, being a druid. But while our heroes are trying their best to keep Yoza out of jail, bigger problems are washing up on the shores of Brunstad Isle... Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.  

While they narrowly survived the wreck of the Godstar, Yoza, Reyseria, and Canon are faced with a new problem: they are now lost at sea. With no land in sight, their fate becomes uncertain... Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

The Ten Cent Heroes and the crew of the Godstar are locked in deadly combat with the slaving ship Amaranthos in this harrowing high-seas adventure! The gang fights fires, does some good old-fashioned swashbuckling, and gets into some serious Dragonborn discourse.  Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.

Yoza, Reyseria, and Canon head out to sea once more, setting a course for the Dragonjaw Mountains. With the help of a mysterious new ally, the trio helps the crew of the Godstar hunt down a notorious slaving ship. Rules for naval combat pulled from: http://www.tribality.com/2014/12/26/naval-combat-rules-dd-5th-edition-part-1/

The Ten Cent Spooktacular concludes as the gang tries to solve the strange happenings in the hotel known as the Screaming Banshee. Yoza tries out some new powers, Reyseria hosts a cooking show, and Canon tries out for the NFL. Additional sound effects provided by http://www.freesfx.co.uk.