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7.26.2018 If Ya Ain't first You're Last by Lil Jakespeare

Is Snapchat the best form of business correspondence? Todd Gurley reset the going rate for a franchise running back. Was he more deserving of a deal than Le'Veon Bell? How much of Pittsburgh's refusal to commit stems from Bell's suspension and holdout tendencies? Josh Gordon reportedly absent from Browns training camp to stay in front of his drug addiction. Can the Browns afford to take him at his word? NEW SEGMENT: JUDGE JUGGALO!

One of our grossest episodes to date. Worst part about getting your nose bit off your face? Losing "nose goes" for the rest of your life. Kawhi Leonard traded for Demar DeRozan. DeRozan may be best for Pop, but not for the future of the Spurs. Josh Hader tweeted some racist stuff seven years ago. What now?

Our very first promo! There's nothing hotter than a colostomy bag hot take.

Shady's pretty shitty, but he's not the first NFL star (allegedly) responsible for a beaten woman. With too many incidents to choose from, we highlight just a few of the NFL's deep roster of abusers. Papa John dropped the n-bomb on a conference call. Have you ever said something indefensibly racist when your intent was the exact opposite? Is Carmelo Anthony a good fit for the Houston Rockets? Is he a good fit anywhere?

07/10/2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last Episode 5 by Lil Jakespeare

We reintroduce ourselves to a non-existent live blogtalkradio audience. Is Nicole Richie dead? If she's not, maybe she should've died so she could be more famous. Boogie meant more to NOLA than LeBron did to Cleveland. We talk through our first ever commercial!

6.28.2018 If Ya Ain't First Ya Last episode four by Lil Jakespeare

Hall of Fame Pitcher and beef manufacturer Nolan Ryan stops by to share his thoughts on the Atlanta Braves experimenting with human meat as part of their ballpark fare. We tear apart the top 10 players in the NFL as voted by the players and share our favorite poop stories in honor of Archie Bradley shitting his pants.

It's Too Hot to Handle, Too Cold to Hold: The Bodies Issue. Did that corpse found in the freezer at SunTrust Park make you think of O.J. Simpson? Us too! We sat down with the former Hertz spokesman and DID NOT talk football. Juice's killer hands made us realize just how many unique body parts there were in sports. We decided to pay homage to a few of our favorites. LeBron vs. Harden: who's the real MVP? Paul George opted out, but does that mean he's going to LA? Can the Lakers afford to sit back and hope free agents find there way to Hollywood eventually? What could've been in OKC with three league MVPs.

6.21.2018 If Ya' Aint First Ya Last Episode three by Lil Jakespeare

Ed Werder starting the #MeToo movement for old white men. The word “kite” sounds a lot like a racial slur. More upsetting: Kawhi Leonard trying to deport himself from San Antonio or Pop upping his wife’s life insurance policy. A BBQ fork or a wire brush: which would you choose?

Fuck you. Thanks for listening.

More Upsetting: A wing restaurant tweeting the n-word or calling you fat to your face? Having only a handful of your favorite players showing up to the White House or the POTUS uninviting all of them? Dak n' Zeke buying wiener water pistols or the water wieners only being available in caucasian? Would Giants GM Dave Gettleman's parents really ask him to fake cancer just so they could tour the University of Syracuse's football facilities?

I'm not sure how to describe what happened today. Why don't you get off your lazy ass and tell us what happened for a change?

We discuss the Santa Fe High School shooting. BFST with bagged-wine. We do our best Jim Brockmire impression. More Upsetting: domestic abuse or 9-1-1 Tom Foolery? Watching the Royal Wedding or glossing over slavery? Police brutality or cough syrup abuse?

Broadcasting live from the Trojan Mini-Magnum studios in Houston, Texas - THTHTCTH share what they feel were the most disappointing aspects from Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals. Barrel Fire Shot Take calls for LeBron to score 100 every night the rest of the way and Mike D'Antoni to regrow his mustache. More Upsetting: Eli Manning escaping justice or playing again this season? Fake Twitter outrage about the white lady calling the cops on the black family BBQ?

We had an interview lined up, but it fell through. So we trolled a telemarketer instead and she hung up on us. What does Utah Jazz head coach Quin Snyder look like? Johnny Manziel supplying the pharmaceutical companies with a comeback SZN. Cancer kid is dying to be around Syracuse football...or is he?

Barrel Fire Shot Takes tells you how to save money on gas and which of the freshly drafted quarterbacks will have the most success. Is there a bigger douchebag than Josh Rosen? Derrius Guise may be immature, but at least he's not Deuce Staley. More Upsetting: Russell Westbrook fighting Mormons or Mitt Romney's sense of style?

THTHTCTH catches you up on the NBA Playoffs and gives you their predictions for the 2018 NFL Draft. New segment "More Upsetting" makes it's debut.