Crudimentary Questions

Saying the word "butt" thousands of times on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: How do you prepare for anal sex? What's the deal with pegging? What happened at Sodom and Gomorrah? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Riding a luck dragon through the sky on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Should dragons exist in our world? What's the difference between a dragon and a wyvern? Are we going to come out with a rap song called "Naw Nana" ? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Organizing a catered sex party on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What kind of food should be served at an orgy? How many people were in the largest orgy ever? Why doesn't Jerry Seinfeld want to have a threesome? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Obsessing over celebrities wearing sweatshirts on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is Jeff Goldblum the hottest person ever? Does fame actually suck? Will someone invite us on Tinder Select? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Testing out various devices on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What's the strangest sex toy you've ever seen? Are inflatable sheep a realistic choice for pleasure? Do snickers bars look like penises? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.  

Waking up in a cold sweat on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What does it mean to dream about snakes? Can dreams predict the future? Is it okay to masturbate in the shower? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Annoying everyone by playing old clips on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do we talk about dicks so much? Are lords-a-leaping hot? How does one become a call guy? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Falling and farting in front of everyone on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What's your most embarrassing moment? Can you be humiliated when you're alone? Has everyone pooped their pants? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Wearing fuzzy handcuffs on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What is one of the most common fetishes? Why is Fifty Shades of Grey super boring? Is the fox from Disney's Robin Hood the hottest cartoon ever? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Walking through a tunnel towards a very bright light on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Is there life after death? What kind of food does heaven serve? Is hell just a terrible, eternity-long frat party? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Coming to a climax and then immediately taking a nap on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What does an orgasm feel like? Do animals have orgasms? Why doesn't Walmart sell dildos? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Drinking so much Kool-Aid on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do a lot of cult members wear white pajamas? How does one start a cult following? How do we join Sam's BBQ Cult? (bbqcult.blogspot.com) Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Bleeding through our panty liners on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do women poop more while they're on their period? Did we invent a Menstrual Energy Drink? Do gas stations hate women's vaginas? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Sucking so much neck on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why are vampires so sexy? When will we finally start writing our erotic vampire novel? What does an actual interview with a vampire sound like? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Secretly touching ourselves on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Do most people reach climax every time they masturbate? What does a cow shoe and a king-sized sharpie have in common? Have you ever jerked it while driving? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Getting straight up murdered on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Who is your favorite serial killer? Is your Uber driver going to murder you? How many times can you piggy back on someone else's piggy back? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Filing for bankruptcy on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: What would you do if you had a ridiculous amount of money? What is Salt and Pepa's net worth? Where do we buy all of Coolio's cookbooks? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Shaving our hairy, gorilla legs on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Does pubic hair help with chaffing? Why do bearded men shave their necks? Does everyone have a dong-shaped hole? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Straddling a flying broomstick on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Why do witches wear pointy hats? Was Glenda The Good Witch actually a bad one? Why couldn't Sandy watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.

Getting that close-up money shot on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask: Should Sandy & Jill write a true crime porno? What is VR porn and how do we sign up? Do we need to patent the idea of a "Ball Cam"? Listen to find out! Be sure to follow: twitter, facebook, and instagram. Stay crude, my dudes.