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Ice cream = Happiness* Weather: "Panic Attack" by Dallas Danger⁠⁠ The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2026 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! Listen to UNLICENSED⁠⁠ by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Only on Audible Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Subscribe to the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Subscribe to Alice Isn't Dead wherever you get your podcasts. https://www.nightvalepresents.com/aliceisntdead I'm back out on these roads all right. To support the show, get every episode ad-free and a week early, plus other bonus episodes and other rewards, please support our patreon. Supporting independent art means a lot right now, and we really appreciate it. https://patreon.com/aliceisntdead Written by Joseph Fink Performed by Jasika Nicole Sound design and music by Disparition Logo by Rob Wilson A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the funniest day of the year. Plus, the intern gets hazed, a new director at Area 50, and Dana joins Doubles Anonymous Weather: "Pro Golfers" by Gin Wife⁠⁠ Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2026 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! Listen to UNLICENSED⁠⁠ by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Only on Audible Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Subscribe to the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Blessings to you all. This is Harrison Kip’s Twilight Gospel Hour. Come on in, friend. Weather: "Night Calling" by Who Is Raphael Leraux (prod. by Petrichor)⁠⁠ The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2026 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! Listen to UNLICENSED⁠⁠ by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Only on Audible Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Subscribe to the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a bad sandstorm out there. Plus, a short film festival, how plants work, and a new intern(?) Weather: "The Emerald and the Mine" by Bishop Decker⁠⁠ Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2026 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! Listen to UNLICENSED⁠⁠ by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Only on Audible Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Subscribe to the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

People just can't stop talking about this hot, new TV show. Weather: "Jennings Creek" by Cassie Noble⁠⁠ Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2026 EUROPEAN TOUR DATES Tix on sale Feb 17! Order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Get the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A witness emerges in the murder of local angel and billionaire Marcus Vanston. Weather: "Cabaret" by Kid Romantic feat. Jessica Wells⁠⁠ Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Get the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is a trailer for the new Alice Isn't Dead series, Don't Tell Alice, which will be coming April 13. To support us on our newly reopened and revamped patreon, ⁠please click here. ⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

See the schedule of the final stretch of our Murder Night in Blood Forest tour, and buy tickets here: https://www.welcometonightvale.com/live Some time ago, I went looking for recommendations on old radio plays to listen to. Despite what many people think, I don't actually have a strong familiarity with old radio plays outside of the famous War of the Worlds (which I once watched performed live in LA by the cast of Star Trek: Next Generation. Yes, it ruled.). One show that came up a lot was Quiet Please by Wyllis Cooper, who was considered one of the best innovators of radio drama in his time. One reddit comment called out "In The House Where I Was Born", a 1949 episode, as a highlight. So I gave it a listen. You can do so here. The episode does not sound anything like what we imagine old time radio to sound like. He's doing something that sound much closer to modern fiction podcasting. And I decided I wanted to write my own riff on the subject, replacing the more straight forward ghost story of the epis

What is more comforting than a familiar story? Weather: "Ezewa" by Kate Odulukwe⁠⁠ The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Get the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names. Weather: "Fault Lines" by Emerson Island & Lowjam⁠⁠ The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner. Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2026 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! 2025 Night Vale Holiday Gift Ideas UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Get the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You’re well on your way to becoming an amateur homicide investigator. Weather: "Camelot" by ⁠Dessa⁠⁠⁠ Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ ⁠Episode transcripts⁠ ⁠HOLIDAY GIFT IDEAS⁠ FROM NIGHT VALE 2026 TOUR DATES ⁠Tix on sale now⁠! ⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ Get the ⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠ for news and stories ⁠Patreon⁠ is how we exist! Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, ⁠Tumblr⁠, and ⁠Instagram⁠ A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's. Weather: "I Get Hurt" by ⁠Victor Jones The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole Original episode art by ⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ ⁠Episode transcripts⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES ⁠Tix on sale now⁠! ⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the ⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠ Get the ⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠ for news and stories ⁠Patreon⁠ is how we exist! Music: ⁠Disparition⁠ Sound Credits: Blender, Bats 1, Bats 2 Logo: ⁠Rob Wilson⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠BlueSky⁠, ⁠Facebook⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, ⁠Tumblr⁠, and ⁠Instagram⁠ A production of ⁠Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's have a look at sports. Weather: "The Cyclone" by Al Olender⁠⁠ Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth Episode transcripts 2025-26 TOUR DATES Tix on sale now! UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠ is here! Only on Audible Pre-order the Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game Get the Night Vale newsletter for news and stories Patreon is how we exist! Music: Disparition Logo: Rob Wilson Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on BlueSky, Facebook, TikTok, Tumblr, and Instagram A production of Night Vale Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our top story: It's date night! Weather: "Without a Sound" by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Mintlights Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! ⁠⁠⁠Weather Submissions⁠⁠⁠ are open thru Nov 15, 2025 OUT NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Let's talk books! The voice of Tamika Flynn is Symphony Sanders To hear the rest of this bonus episode and to get tons of other great benefits, join our Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Homeowners' Association has arrived. Weather: "Thorns" by ⁠⁠⁠Nico Rey Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! ⁠⁠Weather Submissions⁠⁠ are open thru Nov 15, 2025 OUT NOW: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recommendations for you horror buffs Weather: "Watermelon" by ⁠⁠Clavicle⁠⁠ Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠⁠ The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron The voice of Dana is Jasika Nicole The voice of Tamika is Symphony Sanders The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner ⁠⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠! ⁠Weather Submissions⁠ are open thru Nov 15, 2025 Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's too hot to think. Let's let the stars guide us. Weather: "Door is Your Hand" by ⁠Adult Mom Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠⁠ The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor ⁠⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠⁠! Weather Submissions are open thru Nov 15, 2025 Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Push the boundaries of experience Weather: "Stretching Thin" by MADWOMAN Original episode art by ⁠⁠⁠Jessica Hayworth⁠ The voice of Josh Crayton is Brie Williams⁠⁠ ⁠Episode transcripts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 2025-26 TOUR DATES⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Tix on sale now⁠⁠⁠! ⁠UNLICENSED Season 3⁠⁠⁠ is here! ⁠⁠Only on Audible⁠⁠ Pre-order the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Welcome to Night Vale Roleplaying Game⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Get the ⁠⁠⁠Night Vale newsletter⁠⁠⁠ for news and stories ⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠ is how we exist⁠⁠! Music: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Disparition⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Rob Wilson⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor & Brie Williams Narrated by Cecil Baldwin Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BlueSky⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠ A production of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Night Vale Presents⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices