Story Matters With Curt Mega

Black Friday. A time of joy... love... and fist-fights over Tickle-Me-Elmos. Enjoy this original poem written by Curt Mega and performed by Curt and podcast favorite Kim Whalen about the holiday we all treasure so dearly... BLACK FRIDAY! 'TWAS THE DAY OF BLACK FRIDAY! By Curt Mega 'Twas the day of Black Friday, and all through the stores The isles were ransacked by barbarian hordes! There was rioting and raging and jealously fueled fights, As the TV’s were sold at a discounted price. The children were nestled at home in their beds, As their parents marched like an army of undead! The store employees stood there bracing for war, As the hordes descended upon the store! When out of isle 15 arose such a clatter, The manager of the store went to handle the matter. Two grown adults, in a fist fight, did clash! To finish their shopping whilst saving some cash. One pair of hands held a handful of hair, While the other swung wildly at the air! The manager tried to break up the quarrel. To fight over cameras was simply