33% Pulp

In our episode: Daniel recaps the first third of Jack Iams' Do Not Murder Before Christmas, where we meet Shady Hollow's Santa, sing-a-long to murder, and nobody spills their tea.   Featuring Courtney from The Cult of Domesticity! Check out her pod on Apple podcasts (or any podcatcher), Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter! — From the back cover: The bells pealed murder! A crusading city editor and a beautiful social worker solve the Christmas killing of an old toymaker... -- Some relevant characters: Stanley "Rocky" Rockwell - City editor of the Record, knows his way around, and is ready for almost anything except love and murder. Jane Hewes - Director of the Shady Hollow Community Center. Extremely blonde. Uncle Poot - Local Santa. Dutch toymaker. Record-keeper. Martin Malloy III - Pretty boy, but definitely a dick. Malloy mob family heir. Has history with Jane. Martin Malloy, Jr. - The third's father. Decidedly not cute. Malloy mob family patriarch. Loppy O-Shea - 4-year-old in a 6'5" 205 pound man's body. Ei