Let's Watch That Instead

Hello? Butterball Hotline? I have an emergency. You see me and my friend Joe just uploaded an episode of our podcast about 80's super-pop bands from outer space, tiny water spiders that wear rain drops as hats but giant, and terrifying monstrosities who are just trying to keep their marriage interesting. What's this have to do with turkeys you ask? Well, I'm getting to that, you see we were just talking about the streaming platform vudu when... Huh, they hung up. The Pitches This Week Residue/The Addams Family Meets The Munsters: After Dark - "Did you know Tom Noonan was in that? Tom Noonan was in that. Now you know." Barbarella: Queen of the Galaxy/80's Death-Pop - "So she's from a welders goggle crazy future where everyone lives in just the one steam tunnel." From Dusk 'Til Dawn: The Series/The Law West of the Pecos Quadrant - "I think it's more interesting to bring cowboys into the future, then you can give them laser guns. Pew-pew-pew!" Big-Ass Spiders!/Spidernaughts - "From that one episode of Monk. He p