Five Minute Fiction

Another all-time favourite novel gets its chance to wriggle at you seductively and pout in a frankly vampish manner while you peruse it lustfully. Do you feel ashamed? You should. This week we're looking at the debut novel from Paul Hoffman, one of my favouritest books ever. What else is new? Well, in an attempt to see if anyone ever reads these little descriptions, I'm offering a free drink to the first person to tweet me @theiainmartin to claim it (terms and conditions apply) and there's a surprise in store for the actor Bryce D'abo who is about to feel the cold, wet end of EU Employment Law's love-truncheon. Welcome in books, y'all.