Let's Watch That Instead

Howdy folks, long time no pod. We're back in it by spending the first 20 minutes lost in the weeds about ASMR, disapproving dads, the proletariat of the Gauls, Goths and Vandals, and how the fuck does Twitter make money. Then we get lost in a different kind of garden plant talking about the sexy scissoring in Blue is the Warmest Color. Now, me and Joe are deffo hetero bro's, but even we've read enough Sapho to know that that's a Lesbo no-go. Anyways, enjoy. Our Lovers/Saw: Nein - "We can make this a Troma movie."  Burying the Ex/Zombie Wave - "You're love-making is at best mediocre." No Tears for the Dead/George Hitmanopolis' Greatest Hits - "First thing in the rider is that we get to write our own blurb." Blue is the Warmest Color/I Will Have Had Better - "In reality Merlin wasn't really the son of a demon."