Let's Watch That Instead

Aww geez, I'm running late and gotta get this description up. Look key points here: famous dead people, something that's definitely not The Hunger Games or anime, Bela Lugosi's dead, and mathematical impossibilities in short film form. Keeping it short, because who has the time these days? I gotta jet, but do enjoy this short but excellent burst of madcap Let's Watch That Instead antics. The Pitches This WeekWar Machine / General Trig - "He played a very convincing shirtless guy in Contact." My Girl / Space Madness From Psycho-5 - "This blurb is gaslighting me." Ultimate Beast-Master / Blood Nation: The Reckoning - "The Love Triangle is a diabolical weapon deployed by The Beast against his helpless captives." Barton Fink / Pillars of the Film Society - "Henrick Ibsen, who and when are you?"