Let's Watch That Instead

We get off to a slow start here with a few pitches that don't quite get where we want to go with them. The first two aren't bad, but compared with the last two pitches they don't even compare. So stick with us through our brief jaunt into the etheric plane, an overview of people who have too many teeth (including me!), and the death of ALF. Then we get into the good stuff, a spooky short film about a school from the shadow dimension and a post-apocalyptic pirate boxing epic. You read that right, boxing pirates. So let's get to it. The Blurbs This Week The Scorpion King 4 / You Are Dead Sir: "Have you seen a picture of Jay Leno lately?" Ray Donovan / Sundae Boulevard: "The three of them are just strongly eliding that they're playing The Animaniacs." The Silence / I Wonder Whatever Happened To Them After Graduation: "Put this in the 'should actually make this' pile." Black Sails / Davey Jones Boxer: "And he comes into the ring draped in a Jolly-Roger."