The Tom Barnard Show

Dancing is just harmless fun, right?  Wrong.  Dancing will put you in a nursing home at the age of 30.  Okay, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration.  Still, it's not normal to need a hip replacement in your 20s, which is what you get when you regularly stretch your legs at a 180 degree angle.  Unless you're a genetic freak like Jean-Claude Van Damme, that kind of thing should seem like a pretty obviously bad idea when you first try it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.