English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Will Chelsea finally be able to pick up three points against the low-hanging fruit that is Sunderland? Will Arsenal continue their winning ways against the unpredictable Manchester City? Mike & Paul rekindle their friendship as they pretend to be a Jedi Knight and a Sith Lord respectively. Listen on, young Padawan. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Scrappy old Bournemouth take down a piss-poor Manchester United side, Arsenal go top of the table, and Liverpool manage to pull out a draw against West Brom. Also, Paul makes a few wild accusations against Mike regarding Consuela which could forever end the show. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

The Uefa Champions League dealt Manchester United a cruel and devastating blow, ousting them from the tournament with a defeat at the hands of Wolfsburg, while Arsenal, Chelsea, and Manchester City all advance to the knock out round. Mike also tells Paul that Consuela is super hot. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to Full Time Devils

Chelsea hit a new low by losing to newly-promoted side Bournemouth, Manchester United produce yet another superbly dull scoreless draw, and Liverpool get played off the pitch by Newcastle. Mike & Paul arrive back from Nimbin, Australia, absolutely exhausted and without their luggage. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Mike & Paul travel to the Nimbin Community Centre in Australia to give their first ever live show. They talk about the Ballon d'Or, Gary Neville, and look ahead to all the fixtures in the English Premier League.

Leicester City's Jamie Vardy continued his goal-scoring ways against a dull and uninspired Manchester United squad, Diego Costa petulantly tossed his training bib in frustration at Chelsea manager, Jose Mourinho, and Mike & Paul get packed for their long-haul trip to Nimbin, Australia. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Mike and Paul spend Thanksgiving together by looking ahead to the weekend in the English Premier League. Which match most resembles a juicy slice of white meat? Manchester United continue to play listless, negative football, Chelsea press on with another win, and Manchester City falter in Italy. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Barcelona absolutely dismantles Real Madrid away from home, Vardy scores yet again for Leicester City, and Arsenal slip on the banana peel that was West Bromwich Albion. Paul also stumbles across the love of his life, who conveniently lives directly underneath EPLpod studios. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

What exactly is El Clásico? Mike & Paul give a rundown on one of the biggest sporting matches on earth. We also discuss David Beckham's hotness, doping in the English Premier League, and Chelsea vs Norwich, otherwise known as El Relegeto. Want to get EPO delivered to your door as if it were a pizza? Here's the link 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike’s book  4. Link to Mike’s book tour

Mike & Paul discuss the tragic events which unfolded in Paris on Friday night. The guys also talk about the Ronaldo documentary, the plight of migrant workers in Qatar, as well as the alleged Valbuena sex-tape.

Just a reminder that because there aren't any games in the English Premier League this week, EPLpod will not be doing an episode. We'll be back on Sunday. Enjoy the break! Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour 4. Link to Comic Stripped

A Mourinho-less Chelsea go down in flames to Stoke, Manchester United do the business against West Brom, and Paul talks a lot about fox piss. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Arsenal get both shaken and stirred by the powerhouse that is Bayern Munich. Diego Costa, arguably the most Bond-like-villain character in England, and his group of henchmen, dispose of Dynamo Kyiv, but will Christmas come twice in the form of a win over Stoke? Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Jurgen Klopp's body blow in the form of a Coutinho brace has sent Jose Mourinho onto the ropes, but will the Portuguese manager be KO'd any time soon? Mike & Paul discuss United's lacklustre performance, Everton's beat down of Sunderland, and Arsenal's 2nd half cake-walk over Swansea. The New Zealand All Blacks' Haka 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike’s book  4. Link to Mike’s book tour

WARNING: This is the scariest, spookiest episode yet. User discretion advised. Mike & Paul discuss the loathsome Capital One Cup results, a macabre Mourinho, and bob for apples (that may be a euphemism for Mike's gambling addiction). Johan Cruyff highlight package 2. Link to EPLpod twitter 3. Link to Mike’s book  4. Link to Mike’s book tour  

The much-hyped Manchester derby proves to be the snoozer of the weekend. Arsenal bumble on past Everton, Klopp picks up another point, and Mourinho hides under a pile of coats. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Great Scott, it's Manchester derby! Mike & Paul weigh in on the big match (by likening it to a restaurant experience), gloss over Uefa Champions League results, and provide some well-founded criticism of the biggest babies in the English Premiership.

Jürgen Klopp got his first taste of Premier League football as he took an injury-depleted Liverpool to White Heart Lane. Arsenal and Manchester United both cruised to victories to keep pace with leaders, Manchester City. Paul gave Mike some notes in order to help Mike up his punditry game. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour    

Look no further than EPLpod to get the low-down on this weekend's long-overdue Premier League fixtures. Mike & Paul lament the Purina fiasco (don't ask if you're new to the pod), talk West Ham's Olympic Stadium takeover, and reveal which Premier League team has covered more blades of grass than Manchester United. Chelsea, Robin Van Persie: As you were. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour

Purina One Pro Formula presents EPLpod! Due to contractual obligations, Mike and Paul insert 30 cat puns into conversations about Jürgen Klopp, Sam Allardyce, and all of the various injuries that have happened over the international break. 1. Link to EPLpod twitter 2. Link to Mike’s book  3. Link to Mike’s book tour