English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

Manchester United are back in the Champions League! Woot, woot! Real Madrid pay a bonkers amount of money for some 16 year old; Is Allardyce heading back to Sunderland?  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

Liverpool find their way back into the Champions League; Arsenal miss the top four for the first time in ages; the world stops for a brief moment to celebrate the life and footballing times of John Terry.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

Is Paul Pogba really better than Kevin De Bruyne? According to the stats, he is! Manchester United draw yet another game; Chelsea win again; Arsenal's top four hopes are still in tact ("it's the hopes that kills you).  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk

Congrats to Chelsea who finally the league; Arsenal's top four hopes are all but dashed; United lose to Spurs, but who cares seeing as though they're going to the Pride Cup final in Sweden.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Paul's gym camp

The last European fixture at the Vicente Calderon ends in agony for Atletico Madrid; Arsenal keep their top four hopes alive; Paul continues to plan for his gymnastic camp.    1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

A b-side Manchester United finally lose to Arsenal after going 25 games unbeaten; Chelsea basically win the league with Tottenham's screw up against West Ham; Mike returns to take back his hosting duties after being kidnapped by Juan Pablo. 

Chelsea all but secure the title with a resilient win over Everton while inactive Liverpool are arguably the big winners of the weekend with United and City scraping together a measly two points between them, and Arsenal probing new lows in their predictable capitulation at White Hart Lane (It's at least as bad as Bayern Munich, right?). At least I don't have this horrendous tattoo    

Christian Eriksen mega-strike sinks stubborn Eagles to keep pace with Chelsea who have a jolly good time at Stamford Bridge: John Terry logs minutes to a standing ovation, Fabregas moves past Lampard into 2nd for Premier League assists, and Costa breaks 5-game goal scoring drought. Meanwhile, Sanchez does his best Rivaldo impression following Fuchs' late throw-in, Joey Barton faces an 18-month suspension for sports betting, and Mike is subjected to torture.

Sir Ben and Paul talk FA Cup results, Liverpool's capitulation to Big Sam's Crystal Palace, Jagielka's noggin getting rocked, and Adam Johnson's prison shenanigans. Meanwhile, Mike is MIA in Mexico City, possibly deceased or worse.

John Terry calls it a day at Chelsea (we've got a super cool tune for this part of the show); Barca leaves the Champions League with a whimper; the dream is over for Leicester City, so where do they go from here?   

Chelsea fail to get a single shot on net against a dominant Manchester United; Liverpool pull off a big 1-0 against West Brom; Paul still thinks Arsenal can make the top four. 

Arsenal lose away at Crystal Palace; BvB gets bombed while on a bus; Everton's Barkley gets punched in the face on a night out. 

United beat Sunderland in a very boring, listless affair; City beat up on an uninspired Hull; Chelsea put down Bournemouth. Mike and Paul take calls from random listeners.   

Chelsea hand Pep and Manchester City their sixth loss of the season; United predictably draw against Everton; Arsenal finally win a game; Rick-Steve sings an original tune. 

Manchester City and Arsenal are both left wanting after a 2-2 draw; Chelsea drop points against Crystal Palace as Spurs earn a big three points to move a shade closer to the top of the table; Mike and Paul do a rap battle.    

Ronald gets honoured with possibly the ugliest, most unflattering statue ever; Liverpool get set to take on Everton; as it turns out, Sanchez makes less than half og what Wayne Rooney pulls in and that's basically untenable, right? 

The Premier League gets put on hold as a bunch of shitty international teams battle it out in World Cup qualifiers. Also, Paul accidentally ventures into the land outside of the top four; it's a hellish sight to behold.    

City draw Liverpool at home, much to the delight of Pep; United keep up with their winning ways with a victory over Boro; Mike, Paul, and Ben take listener calls.    Support EPLpod Mike on SnapChat: theonald EatMyGoal Buy Mike's book

Man City get pushed out of the Champions League by plucky, little Monaco; Michael Oliver ruins the FA Cup clash between United and Chelsea; Paul shows up an hour late, yet again.  

United draw Rostov on an uneven, frozen pitch in the first leg of a Europa round of 16 match; Arsenal finally win a game of football; Son gets racially abused as Spurs destroy Millwall.  1. Support EPLpod 2. Buy Mike's book 3. EatMyGoal 4. BBC link to man working from home.