English Premier League Podcast: Eplpod

The EPLpod boyz chat with David Conn of The Guardian on his new book, The Fall of the House of FIFA. 1. Support EPLpod 2. The Fall of the House of FIFA 3. EatMyGoal

Holland, Chile, and the USA all fall flat on their collective asses, failing to qualify for World Cup 2018 in Russia. Mike and Paul preview game week 8 in the English Premier League.   1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal

The EPLpod boyz chat with Gwendolyn Oxenham, author of Under the Lights and In the Dark: Untold Stories of Women's Soccer. 1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMTalk 4. Gwendolyn's book 

Is Roy Keane being completely insensitive by saying people should play chess if they don't want to get their bell rung while playing football? Why is Giroud getting make up put on? Mike and Paul also talk a bit more about bat fights.  1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal  

Can anyone stop Romelu Lukaku from scoring? Certainly not a 38 year-old defender from CSKA Moscow. Oh look, Kane scores yet another hatrick. Mendy gets into a twitter fight with a journalist. And finally, the dirty truth behind Sir Ben Teague's horrible misdeeds... 1. Support EPLpod 2. Life of a Punter 3. TEAMtalk 4. EatMyGoal

Sir Ben and Paul take the reins as Mike is in cottage country. The lads talk City's demolition of woeful Palace, Liverpool's nervy result against the Foxes, and how Liam Neeson landed the role of Oskar Schindler (yes, but not really). 1. Life of a Punter 2. Support EPLpod 3. TEAMtalk 4. EatMyGoal  

Why is Barcelona paying tribute to Ousmane Dembélé's torn hamstring? Should headers be banned from football given everything that we now know about concussions? Lastly, is singing about Lukaku's penis racist? The EPLpod boyz dig deep into all of these questions (and more) on this brand new episode.  1. Life of a Punter 2. Support EPLpod 3. TEAMtalk 4. EatMyGoal

The two Manchester sides assert their dominance with emphatic wins; Chelsea and Arsenal provide little to no excitement on the pitch; a lot of men shave their bodies, including Marco Asensio, who technically injured himself by doing so and couldn't play for Madrid.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. Buy Mike's book 

Mike and Paul are on the set of Frisky Business, discussing Roy Hodgson, the Champions League, and game week five in the Premier League, as they attempt to shoot an adult jazz film.  1. Support EPLpod 2. Life of a Punter 3. TEAMtalk 4. EatMyGoal

Chelsea continue rolling with their third consecutive win; United finally drop points against Stoke (ugh); Arsenal actually pick up a win. 1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 

The want-aways are back in action this weekend (read: Sanchez, Coutinho, Van Dijk) in game week 4; Dele Alli gives his friend the middle finger and everyone gets angry; West Ham try to insert a "champions league" clause into a potential transfer with Sporting Lisbon (lol).  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal 3. TEAMtalk 4. The totally football episode   

Sir Ben Teague sleeps under the EPLpod studio desk as Mike and Paul talk about the media coverage surrounding Wayne Rooney and his DUI.  Interview with James UMAXIT link PISSD link TEAMtalk EatMyGoal.tv

It's time for a bonus pod! We interview New York Times and BBC World Service freelance writer James Montague about his new book titled The Billionaires Club: The Unstoppable Rise of Football's Super-rich Owners.  James on Twitter: @JamesPiotr 1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

It's clear as day: Arsenal have shit the bed in the transfer window. Meanwhile, United have done swimmingly well. And what about Swansea landing Sanches... not too shabby, eh?  1. Support EPLpod 2. TEAMtalk 3. EatMyGoal  

Do Arsenal even care anymore? Manchester United look fabulous, still. And will Spurs ever win at Wembley?  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Guest host Paul and Sir Ben break down Liverpool's passage into the coveted Champions League, albeit under a cloud of despair in light of breaking news that prominent string theory physicist Michael "the Legend/Wankstain" MacDonald has been presumed dead from an explosion in his laboratory at the University of Toronto.

Spurs just can't seem to do it at Wembley as they drop all three points against Chelsea; United continue to look f-word amazing; poor, old Arsenal lose away at Stoke.  1. Support EPLpod 2. EatMyGoal

Chelsea look to avenge their recent loss to Burnley as they take on Spurs away at Wembley; Liverpool edge Hoffenheim; Sigurdsson (finally) signs for Everton.  1. FPL podcast "Four Point Hit" 2. Support EPLpod 3. EatMyGoal

Manchester United put on their best post-Ferguson performance to date; Arsenal squeak out a win against Leicester City; Chelsea lose to Burnley. You read that right, Burnley. 1. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod

Time is ticking: join our FPL league while you still can! Send Paul an email:  paulmetcalfe416@gmail.com In this episode, we chat about Real Madrid, PSG, and discreet escort services.  1. EatMyGoal 2. Support EPLpod