Guys We F****d

HEEEEEY! Welcome to another episode of #GuysWeFucked! On this week's edition, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and Inside Amy Schumer writer MIKE LAWRENCE to talk about dating someone for a ruhl long time without fucking them, jerking off to Marvel characters, how to eat someone out through her jeans, getting the fuck out of Florida, proposing in front of the fam, buying tampons for your wife, and CrazyBlindDate.com (it's a thing). PLUS: Is reaching out to your ex manipulation if you're suicidal and what to do when your wife doesn't wanna peg you... JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR Follow MIKE LAWRENCE on Twitter: @TheMikeLawrence Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutL

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna host a podcast fave - THE GAY PANEL - featuring MIKE FROGGATT and JIM KU, two friends and members of The Flying Goats, a biking team that raises money every year for the Housing Works Braking AIDS ride. The foursome talks about Playboy's lack of cock, masturbation, telling your mom you're gay when you're hungover, having a partner who is HIV positive, condoms, precautions, butt-hole tears, and special bike seats for your balls. Oh, and also they all take a rapid HIV test on-air. PLUS: Catcalling is OOC uptown and who to date when you basically hate everyone... JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR DONATE TO MIKE FROGGATT'S BRAKING AIDS RIDE: http://fundraising.housingworks.org/index.cfm

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OHHHHHHHHH HIIIIIII Well, it's been another joyous week being a woman and Corinne & Krystyna cannot wait to celebrate with some fun #fucker E-mails about eating men's asses (literally) and having condomless sex forced upon you by your Airbnb host (AKA rape). On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with Caribbean-born comedian and writer JANELLE JAMES. Janelle discusses what she learned from growing up under the rule of a hardworking, but abusive Bipolar father, her experiences as a Dominatrix, and her specific tastes in white and black men. This episode is tear-free, Janelle James doesn't fucking cry, you pussies! JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW JANELLE JAM

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! Corinne returns from Colorado to her mouse-infested NYC apartment, Krystyna's new workout regime is making her horny AF, and some listeners give their new play a very special title. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with seasoned comedian BIG JAY OAKERSON to discuss his approach to threesomes, why his girlfriend isn't drinking for awhile, when to send the additional girls you brought back to fuck home, male body issues, pissing on couches, doing gay stuff as a straight guy just for a laugh, and feminism. JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW BIG JAY OAKERSON ON TWITTER: @BI

TODAY'S EPISODE WAS RECORDED LIVE IN FRONT OF A #FUCKER AUDIENCE AT THE JUST FOR LAUGHS FESTIVAL IN MONTREAL, CANADA! There are a lot of things we COULD say about today's episode. There a lot of things we maybe SHOULD say about today's episode. But, trust us, you really just need to LISTEN to today's episode featuring comic MS. PAT. Healthcare for your pussy talk? CHECK! Dick is delicious talk? CHECK! Shooting talk? CHECK, CHECK! Fucking in the graveyard check? ABSOLUTELY NOT. PLUS: Co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna give their professional queefing advice and what to do when your husband talks to you like you're a worthless fucking psycho cunt! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW MS. PAT ON TWITTER: @COMEDIENNEMSPAT Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal

Pop the corn and fizz the soda because the show is about to begin! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with comedian JC Best and shit gets heated. JC walks us through his life growing up in the church where interracial dating wasn't allowed, his homosexual act outs, and the conversion therapy he signed up for to try and stop them. Sure, JC is cool with spending $50 on porn to toss into a dumpster after a single viewing, but he's not ok with gay marriage and he'll tell you all that plus why women should submit to their husbands. YEAH, THIS EPISODE IS NOT GONNA RELAX YOU BUT OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE. PLUS: What your boyfriend does when you're at your work for too fucking long. **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW JC ON TWITTER: @JC_knowsbest Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/Sr

So, your boyfriend has a vagina? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian KATIE HANNIGAN to chat about growing up in the Midwest with all the facts about the birds and the bees, how to properly flirt with your Astronomy professor, some little-known facts about short guys (you see what we did there?), a hairy first date with a surgeon, and losing your butt virginity. Plus, the girls check to make sure Katie knows she's hot AND a disturbingly honest letter from a #fucker. **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW KATIE ON TWITTER: @katiehannigan Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Faceboo

The world has gone to shit and who better to remind you of this than your fave podcast hosts -- Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson? Join these two comedians as they let you know why it's NOT ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE RN!! This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night are joined by comedy pro LYNNE KOPLITZ for a good old-fashioned love story! Do we talk about getting beaten up for being ugly, prayer journals, her dog Aldo, and menopause along the way? Abso-fuckin-lutely. BONUS: What to do when you're cast to have on-screen sex with your BFF's rapist and which direction to twist your BF's nuts when he belittles women's sports. **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** THANK YOU TO THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR, THIRD LOVE!! www.thirdlove.com/gwf Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW LYNNE ON TWITTER: @funnylynne Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNy

GURL, everybody farts in their sleep! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Krystyna doesn't feel like having sex and Corinne likes having almost-missionary sex. ARE THEY GETTING OLD?? Then, the girls sit down with Iranian homosexual comedian (say that 5x fast!) Mehran Khaghani and it's super boring. JaaaayKaaaaay. We discuss what the Quran says about sexuality, "resume sex", having a progressive parent who's not progressive enough to understand you, orgy injuries, fucking a witch who spat on your house, and losing your BJ virginity to a toothless 69-year-old. This one's great for family holiday get-togethers, folks! Wake up the kids to do some learnin'!! PLUS: HOCKEY GIRL UPDATE!! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW MEHRAN ON TWITTER: @MehranX Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Cor

Born in Saudi Arabia and raised in Louisiana, this week's guest is comic & actor AMBER NELSON. She has seen a public execution, wiped her ass with her hand, and lived under Sharia Law -- A TRUE TRIPLE THREAT!! Join comedians Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson as they learn about Amber's 9th grade assignment to plan her impending wedding, candle masturbation, the family pedophile, oh, and that time she also dated FRANK! Yes, THAT Frank. PLUS: NO ONE WANTS YOU AFTER YOU TURN 20 & THE FUN OF BEING A GIRL ON AN ALL-BOYS HOCKEY TEAM! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW AMBER NELSON ON TWITTER: @AmberSmelson Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.

After some mouth-on research, Corinne's boyfriend, James, discovers maybe you really are what you eat. Meanwhile, Krystyna still can't watch cinematic sex scenes with her parents in the room. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome BRIAN REDBAN (comic, The Joe Rogan Experience, Death Squad Network) and the three talk drunk trouble, getting fingerprinted in a strip club, hand job massage parlors, gas station boner pills, moving in together way too fast, and likin' 'em young from a hotel room in Nashville. Oh, and then Brian tells the worst fucking engagement story ever (like, the story is great...but the engagement is atrocious). This episode might offend you and we promise you no one cares. PLUS: MISOGYNISTS EXIST & WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU FIND SEXUAL WOMEN DISGUSTING. TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP THE SURVIVORS & FAMILY OF THE PULSE GAY CLUB SHOOTING, PLEASE VISIT: http://www.weareorlando.org **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shami

TO FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP THE SURVIVORS & FAMILY OF THE PULSE GAY CLUB SHOOTING, PLEASE VISIT: http://www.weareorlando.org No matter who you fuck or who you love, we fucking love you! HAPPY PRIDE!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne attempts to dissect self-hate in the LGBTQIA community and Krystyna tries to understand an unhealthy relationship unraveling right across the street from her apartment. Then, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down at Sirius Radio with today's guest -- one of the most influential presences in hip hop -- DJ WHOO KID! The three don't have a ton in common, but they try their best to understand each other, the treatment of women in the hip hop community, what it's like to have your fuck fest interrupted by 50 Cent, The Illuminati, the secret life of Khloe Kardashian, group sex, fatherhood, and what to play when you wanna fuck white girls (SPOILER ALERT: Justin Bieber). PLUS: YOU WILL FIND OUT WHAT A PANCAKE IS BESIDES A FLUFFY BREAKFAST TREAT & YOUR LIFE

RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE (we need to talk about it). On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming Podcast, Corinne & Krystyna want to address the elephant getting raped in the room. Wow. Someone, please help this fucking elephant. She's being raped and not a lot of people seem to care. In fact, some people don't even fucking believe her. The gals of Sorry About Last Night then sit down with fellow comic and host of The Naked Show, ALISON KLEMP, to talk about her clit getting bitten, the motel room you end up in when you answer a Craigslist ad to be a fluffer, teen pool party play gone too far, catcalling (both the innovative and the offensive), and body shit. It's one hell of a good time minus a bunch of rape and other assorted sexual assault stuff. PLUS: HILL JUST MADE HISTORY!! Check out THE NAKED SHOW hosted by this week's guest, ALISON KLEMP, at The Creek and the Cave. Tix here: http://creeklic.com/events/naked-show-20-pre-sale-30-door/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON i

While Corinne was losing her Waffle House virginity in her boyfriend's home state of Ohio, Krystyna was letting her areolas get some sun on a nude beach in New Jersey. On this week's episode of GUYS WE FUCKED, the gals sit down with playwright & director (among other things) ADAM RAPP to talk about being a mischievous youth in Joliet, Illinois, being raised by a single mother, what it's like to be pursued by a pedophile, how to make penetration look real on stage, WTF is up with his new play Wolf in the River (starring Corinne's roommate & former GWF guest Kristin Friedlander!!), and how sometimes your soulmate is right there on Twitter asphyxiating herself with a plastic bag. PLUS: How to message hot babes on social media. Check out Adam Rapp's "Wolf in the River" now through June 6th only at The Flea Theater in NYC by buying tix here (just $20!): https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/954298?mc_cid=7f14536f51&mc_eid=16c9dda1ff **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the

**FUN WARNING** This episode was recorded LIVE in front of a SOLD OUT (350 people!!) crowd at The Bell House in Brooklyn! Whiskeys in hand, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson (together, known as the comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) take their stools (that's def a poop joke) on stage to host the craziest, rowdiest, booziest episode of #GuysWeFucked to-date! Joined by famed NYC drag queen/Beyonce impersonator WILLIAM BAILEY AKA JADA VALENCIAGA, the three discuss shopping for drag wigs with your mom, what pronoun drag queens prefer, how a boy learns to walk in high heels, music, homosexuality, performing, and the very intricate process of tucking a dick in your ass! PLUS: Young white girls come on stage and share their non-problems & William performs a tune by Jess Glynne! IT'S A MUTHAFUCKIN BLAST! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR FOLLOW WILL

YA HOOKED UP WITH LIL WAYNE A DECADE AGO & IT'S BEEN HAUNTIN' YA, YA WANTED TO HELP A WOMAN WITH A HEAVY BOX BUT ERGH FEMINISM, AND NOW YA TRYIN' TO HOOK UP WITH THE OLDER DUDE YOU MET ON YOUR FLIGHT TO NYC...wow, your life is pretty much a sitcom. Heeeeeeey, it's another episode of #GuysWeFucked with ya favorite sluts who don't use the word slut - CORINNE & KRYSTYNA. On this week's ep, the comedy duo sits down with rapper SHANE SANTO AKA DOAM PEACE to talk about what the rap game means to him, getting pussy for your craft, serious relationship sex, being a one-minute man, feeling sexy, man buns, and the treatment of women in rap music. PLUS: Do single ladies live longer & why it's important to not use Corinne's pussy as a dating app. Thenkyewsomuch. **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on

HOLD ONTO YOUR PUSSIES, KIDS...THIS IS A FUN ONE!! Join Corinne, Krystyna, and their guest, LWANTALE KALEMERA, a Ugandan-American grad student & #fucker, as they discuss her upbringing, her Beijing fling (sorry, had to), tradition, and, you guessed it, FEMALE GENITAL MUTILATION!! PLUS: Pick-up lines for a dude with Asperger's, how to tell the guy who blocked you on social media you're pregnant with his kid, and what to do when your 11-year-old just cannot stop masturbating. Guys We Fucked, it's a family podcast! **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE SEE US LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY (& NASHVILLE, TN & COLUMBUS, OHIO!!)

The male gaze stops...now! On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comic and creator of the Headless Women of Hollywood blog, MARCIA BELSKY, to discuss women being active sexual beings, the importance of a sense of humor in times of duress, reverse sexism, late-in-life lesbian moments, and the emotional connection required for a relationship to work. Also, don't worry, during the revolution a lot of older white men will die, but not your dad. PLUS: Should you tell future boos you were molested by a priest and how do you handle being the heavier, less attractive BFF? **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** TWEET MARCIA @MarciaBelsky www.headlesswomenofhollywood.com Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/so

The love of your life is dead...but you're still horny. He told you you're the one...but he has a girlfriend. You're cumming so hard every time...but he openly hates black people. What we're trying to say is...AIN'T LIFE A BITCH? On this week's episode of Guys Fucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night decided to stray from the norm and present you with some research, facts, and accurate medical knowledge. Corinne and Krystyna sit down with DR. LINDA PRINE, the Founder and Medical Director of the Reproductive Health Access Project (not to brag, but she's given like A LOT of abortions), and are schooled in a shit-ton of vag and peen stuff. It's, like, pretty informative. DR. LINDA PRINE'S Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linda_Prine WOMEN ON WAVES http://www.womenonwaves.org REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH ACCESS PROJECT http://www.reproductiveaccess.org **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Cor