Guys We F****d

Yeah, ok America, today is not gonna be the best day, but thank god it's also #GuysWeFucked day! On today's ep, co-hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedy personality/podcaster/DJ/@notes2myselfie creator JILLY HENDRIX to chat about her first time (the lawn), sluts v. prudes, being a female DJ, living a more Jewish life, The Notebook, body image, models, and havin' big 'ole boobies! PLUS: ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK BUT WORSE AND IN REAL LIFE NOT ON NETFLIX. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET JILLY HENDRIX: twitter.com/jillyhendrix Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk "How Much?": youtu.be/M2-K7VkXGXE COME SEE US LIVE:

After Corinne describes a visit from a ghost of dating past, the girls sit down with 68-year-old author, performer, advocate, and gender outlaw KATE BORNSTEIN to talk about what it was like to get gender confirmation surgery in the 80s, how you turn a penis into a vagina, sex for a trans person, advice for young people going through similar struggles, 101 alternatives to suicide, and a whole bunch of other stuff just for the fun of it. Really, anything that's not mean. PLUS: Orange Is The New Black isn't even as close to as bad as it gets. SPECIAL THANKS TO THOMAS WHITFIELD FOR RECOMMENDING KATE Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, #FUCKERS! Krystyna found some zen, Corinne found a sport she's actually good at, and, if you're a female comedian, you'll find out open mics feature a lot of men making rape jokes. On today's episode of #GuysWeFucked, comedian/producer/writer CALISE HAWKINS sits down with the gals of Sorry About Last Night to overshare -- her specialty! From her days as a Pound Puppy toting bully's dream to her transformation into an attractive mom ready to learn from millennials and forget her ex ever existed, Calise is constantly playing with identity. PLUS: TIPS FOR FUTURE CAM GIRLS & SUGAR BABIES FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN CAM GIRLS OR SUGAR BABIES! SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET CALISE HAWKINS: twitter.com/CaliseHawkins Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies:

A serious plea from Krystyna. A letter from a woman who would've been a house slave. This episode is a funny sandwich on some heavy bread. Today, Corinne & Krystyna welcome comedian and podcaster, MARA MAREK. Mara's probably done a lot more than you. She's probably been married more than you, she's probably been divorced more than you, she's probably done more drugs than you, drank more alcohol than you, and also had a lot more fun than you. Oh, btw, we also talk about that time she was forced into sex trafficking. Ya know, just in passing. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET MARA MAREK: twitter.com/MARAMAREK Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us

You're either a woman or a man, right? Well, no. On this week's episode, Corinne & Krystyna finally sit down and talk with a person who identifies as non-binary. Their name is SAM ESCOBAR, they're a Senior Editor at Bustle, and they're pretty fucking cool. From the pronouns to the Internet comments to the dating to the fact that non-binary is NOT trans, the three sluts cover it all. Yes, non-binary folks can be sluts, too (some even have it tattooed to their body). PLUS: NO MATTER YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS WITH 'EM, CALL YOUR FUCKING PARENTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS! SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET SAM ESCOBAR: twitter.com/myhairisblue Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/Kry

THREE. FUCKING. YEARS. Who the fuck could have predicted this fucking shit? THANK YOU! On today's super special anniversary episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna is bringing sexy back (byebyebye, birth control & very sorry for those two Justin Timberlake references right in a row) and Corinne is physically allergic to intimacy! AND THEN, we bring back one of the show's most popular guests of all-time, MIKE BROWN, to fill us in on the end of the saga that is his relationship with ex-bae, Corinne. Mike talks to the gals about therapy (he's finally going, women of NYC -- REJOICE!), how his parents' divorce set the stage for a lot of abandonment issues, his black woman intervention, and a lot of shout-outs. Like, more than was probably necessary, Mike. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET MIKE BROWN: twi

Have you ever gotten high before taking an airplane? Nah, we mean like reeeeeeally, really high. Like the kind of high where the stewardess has to say something. Krystyna did that. And today, she tells the tale. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna interview comedian RICH VOS about his old dick (it still works, you animals), the best room in which to fuck one's wife, cum that drips instead of squirts, and raising daughters. Obviously. Logical progression of a highbrow conversation. PLUS: IT'S OKAY TO NOT BE FUCKED UP. EVEN IF YOU WERE MOLESTED. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET RICH VOS: twitter.com/RichVos Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/Kr

Drunk in a hotel room in Cleveland, Ohio, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna bring you the most magical ad-reads of all-time (like, seriously, they should win some sort of award) followed by a balls-to-the-wall live episode of #GUYSWEFUCKED where the guest is...#fuckers just like you! Hang tight as C&K bring to the stage listeners to talk about their hesitance to do anal, awful sexting (YO YO MARIO!!), and why jaws and dicks sometimes don't get along. This was one of the most fun episodes to record and it gets totally out-of-control many times. Hope you had an OK Thanksgiving. If not, you always have Guys We Fucked... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's guest, fierce-as-fuck feminist comedian MOLLY AUSTIN, teaches co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson that Atlanta International Airport is the largest sex trafficking hub in the USA, explains how being on bedrest forces you to face yourself in a way you probably haven't before, why there are better things to be than pretty, why D.A.R.E. worked her last nerve, and explains how she accidentally blew meth that ONE time. PLUS: Thoughts on thoughts on Hillary Clinton. SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Tweet MOLLY AUSTIN at twitter.com/MollyoAustin Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.c

Today's episode is brought to you by BADGERFACE BEAUTY SUPPLY (a #fucker-run company)! Use code GUYS10 to get 10% your order of $25 or more today - https://www.badgerfacebeautysupply.com Hillary Clinton isn't our president-elect. We did a podcast live. This guy told us how we could all squirt -N- shit. He was right. WHAT IS LIFE? SAY THANK YOU TO HILLARY CLINTON: Secretary Hillary Rodham Clinton Clinton Foundation 1271 Sixth Avenue - 42nd Floor New York, NY 10020 SAMANTHA BEE'S HILLARY CLINTON PIECE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6zf5VkuiEQ KENNETH PLAY'S OFFICIAL WEBSITE: http://www.kennethplay.com/about-me/ Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sor

You're cheating on your boyfriend with a married man. The guy you used to date raped you in an ambulance and then was sent to console a rape victim. You know, you had a bad day. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with actor ROMANY MALCO, son of a West Indian man with some unique advice about how to treat a pussy. The three fans of sex get into a fascinating conversation about the kinds of citizens Americans are trained to be, how we dehumanize one another through lack of interaction, the difference between authentic and inauthentic ass-eating, how race relates to sex, and why making love is so dope. PLUS: A very special G-Spot PSA for the gents from a gent. GET MORE INFO & HELP FUND ROMANY MALCO'S PRISON LOGIC MOVIE: https://www.tijuanajackson.com ROMANY MALCO'S "The Racket of Racism" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9mV2fRF5Xk Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Email us: SorryAboutLastNi

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, co-hosts Corinne & Krystyna learn from their guest -- lawyer and domestic abuse survivor, ASHLEY -- that sometimes you don't choose your career, your career chooses you. Ashley's story is so thrilling and hard to believe that it feels like a movie -- the only trouble is she actually had to live through these events. Denial, restraining orders, strangling, screaming, rape, roofies...Halloween won't seem scary at all when once you hear what Ashley has survived. BUT FIRST, we pay our respects to the legendary comic and former GWF guest...the incomparable KEVIN MEANEY. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryabou

PHILLY AREA HILLARY-LOVING #FUCKERS!! If you wanna help out fellow #fucker SHONA KARP in supporting Hillary Clinton, sign up to volunteer via this link: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AtmP9AitflD5Npd1rWPq-4MEf1VaOp_Jwi4W5NM_-So/viewform?edit_requested=true Corinne doesn’t like to 69. Krystyna doesn't like to 69. Why do both of their boyfriends like to 69? On this week’s episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls are coming to you from New Orleans with MTV Girl Code’s CARLY AQUILINO to chat about getting kicked out of religion, thinking you can get pregnant from kissing, dating a guy in jail, being someone’s girlfriend without him knowing, and SNOOPING! PLUS: Forgiving a cheater and staying together knowing you might never have sex again. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Follow CARLY on Twitter: twitter.com/CarlyAquilino Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/

James may be voting for Trump, but this week he did the nicest thing any boyfriend has ever done for Corinne, meanwhile Krystyna and Stephen took a sex class because, hey, you can never know too much. On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne and Krystyna sit down with ex Islam extremist, MUBIN SHAIKH, to talk about sexuality in the Quran, multiple wives, Osama Bin Laden, life in Syria, suicide bombing for the promise of 72 virgins, hanging out with terrorists, raping your own people, and hiding the fact that you're an Islam extremist from your wife. PLUS: Losing your hair (as a woman) and how/why/when to stop a rape (just do it/because/always). Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Follow MUBIN on Twitter: twitter.com/MrMubinShaikh Get his book "Undercover Jihadi: Inside the Toronto 18 — Al Qaeda Inspired, Homegrown, Terrorism in the Wes" here! ---> http://tinyurl.com/jl9ulcb Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet t

This week's guest has been very open about his depression, but less open about his past as the playboy of comedy -- don't worry, we get him to talk alllllll about that! On today's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with one of NYC's favorite comedians -- CHRIS GETHARD -- to talk about coming to terms with the fact that a fan might kill him, having a crush for 10 years, doing copious amounts of drugs, and what inspired him to first eat ass. PLUS: Why you shouldn't make your kid kiss Grandma & we respond to all the Hillary/rape stuff. **CAN YOU RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES?!? Theenkyasomuch!** Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Visit CHRIS GETHARD's CAREER SUICIDE Website: http://www.careersuicideshow.com Tweet CHRIS GETHARD: twitter.com/ChrisGethard Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/

This week on #GuysWeFucked, Corinne and Krystyna are coming to you from the Royal Theater in Toronto! Recorded in front of a live audience at the Just For Laughs Comedy Festival, this episode features comedian DANA GOULD who talks divorce, daughters, hair down there, sex dungeons, and getting crabs before he even got laid. PLUS: Advice for a transvestite, a husband whose pregnant wife isn't DTF, and this chick who hooked up with a murderer for a year. And, yes, we talk about the debates. Because it's important. For everyone in America. Whether it has to do with fucking or not. **CAN YOU RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES?!? Theenkyasomuch!** Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Visit DANA GOULD's Website: http://www.danagould.com/ Tweet DANA: twitter.com/DanaGould Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow

On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked we're talking all about PLASTIC SURGERY! So many people have very passionate opinions about aesthetic enhancement, but what do they actually know about it? Corinne & Krystyna sit down with two fellow female comics -- SYDNEE WASHINGTON & MADISON MALLOY -- who have breast implants to get the truth about plastic surgery from the first doctor's visit to the emotional changes associated with physically altering your appearance to the reaction from friends and family. Don't base all your opinions on a woman based on her flawless selfie. PLUS: ADDICT LOVE Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

OH MY FUCKING FUCK IT'S #GUYSWEFUCKED DAY!! Start twisting your nips and feel that tingle down under because we are about to give you three great pieces of news!! You'll have to listen to find out what those are, but you should listen anyway because you'll learn imp. stuff like why it's ok to "just" want to be a housewife and how to handle inappropriate texts from a prospective employer. On this week's episode, co-hosts CORINNE FISHER & KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON sit down with comedian/ultimate Ukrainian bad boy TONY BROOKLYN over some 11am vodka sodas to talk about how he dishonored his family in the 1st grade, what prison is like, how to woo a 36-year-old at age 18, anal gaping, dating a trapeze artist, being married, getting stabbed (literally), why sometimes it's important to take a break from porn, and his secret passion: POETRY. We promise you...you're gonna love this guy. JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVI

HEEEEEY! Welcome to another episode of #GuysWeFucked! On this week's edition, Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson sit down with comedian and Inside Amy Schumer writer MIKE LAWRENCE to talk about dating someone for a ruhl long time without fucking them, jerking off to Marvel characters, how to eat someone out through her jeans, getting the fuck out of Florida, proposing in front of the fam, buying tampons for your wife, and CrazyBlindDate.com (it's a thing). PLUS: Is reaching out to your ex manipulation if you're suicidal and what to do when your wife doesn't wanna peg you... JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR Follow MIKE LAWRENCE on Twitter: @TheMikeLawrence Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutL

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna host a podcast fave - THE GAY PANEL - featuring MIKE FROGGATT and JIM KU, two friends and members of The Flying Goats, a biking team that raises money every year for the Housing Works Braking AIDS ride. The foursome talks about Playboy's lack of cock, masturbation, telling your mom you're gay when you're hungover, having a partner who is HIV positive, condoms, precautions, butt-hole tears, and special bike seats for your balls. Oh, and also they all take a rapid HIV test on-air. PLUS: Catcalling is OOC uptown and who to date when you basically hate everyone... JOIN OUR E-MAIL LIST (enter your E-mail address here!): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/follow-us/ **PLEASE RATE & REVIEW US ON iTUNES!! Theenkyasomuch!** Follow the GWF (The Anti Slut-Shaming Playlist) on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/thepenta/playlist/612jt9ycERKSuJtfSoINCR DONATE TO MIKE FROGGATT'S BRAKING AIDS RIDE: http://fundraising.housingworks.org/index.cfm