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Is Krystyna Wonder Woman? Did Corinne go to film school? On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, C&K sit down with Krystyna's 10th grade make-out milestone, BRENDAN! They kissed and touched hardcore at a party 15 years ago...now they've reunited to review the events of the evening. Was Krystyna the only girl Brendan smooched at the aforementioned party? Who of her friends hasn't Brendan made out with? Why were girls constantly trying to suck Brendan's dick? Why did their high school put on a production of Anne Frank & Me with American accents? PLUS: A short interview with LGBTQ ally and New Alternatives volunteer, RAMONE! #pride Watch Corinne's newest GINA SPRINKLES here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUieWW0j8hY&t=4s FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP OR GET HELP FROM NEW ALTERNATIVES: http://newalternativesnyc.org Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link --- howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World Th

Bottling piss, putting feces in Tupperware for 4k, selling a used tampon on Ebanned.net, meeting a dude at a Starbucks for a latte and a wad of cash, ignoring your sorry ass via telephone -- just a typical TO DO list for this week's #GuysWeFucked guest. Meet CEARA LYNCH, professional humiliatrix. Co-hosting duo Corinne & Krystyna pick Ceara's brain for the inspiration for her business, safety concerns, why men like what they like, what her dad thought, and how to make $30,000 in one day without even showing a titty. PLUS: We continue our #PRIDE celebration with New Alternatives client, JUSTICE! FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP OR GET HELP FROM NEW ALTERNATIVES: http://newalternativesnyc.org Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet CEARA LYNCH: twitter.com/cearalynch GET HUMILIATED at http://ww

HAPPY PRIDE, #FUCKERS!! It's June, so that means shit is about to GET REAL GAY on #GuysWeFucked as the girls interview clients from LGBTQIA youth center NEW ALTERNATIVES to shed light on the organization's life-changing work. Then, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian and star of the new MTV show HIGH CRIMES to talk snacking on Cheetos during coitus, putting gummy worms in a girl's pussy (as per her request), bicoastal dating and the weird sexual bonding between dads and sons. PLUS: WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ON A PERIOD PANEL. FIND OUT HOW YOU CAN HELP OR GET HELP FROM NEW ALTERNATIVES: http://newalternativesnyc.org Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet MATT RICHARDS: twitter.com/mattwasfunny Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Krystyna found Vegas too depressing to fuck in despite checking a whole suitcase full of sex toys and lube, Corinne got blocked on Twitter by a Playboy model, and one listener really needs to let her boyfriend run free. Today, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome sexually explicit country music singer WHEELER WALKER JR. to talk about grey pubes, jerking off on the road, women who say they're crazy in the sack, and what inspires one to write a song entitled "Fuck You Bitch". Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet WHEELER WALKER JR: twitter.com/WheelerWalkerJr Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us

Deciding she needs to ensure she'll be a valuable asset to the revolution, this week Corinne went to New Jersey and learned how to shoot a gun. On today's ep of GWF, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian and actor ASHLEY AUSTIN MORRIS to discuss what it's like to be raised by missionaries, starting blow jobs early, doing all the drugs, never actually having intercourse, her choice to remain celibate, the entertainment business continually breaking your heart, and God being love. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet ASHLEY AUSTIN MORRIS: twitter.com/AshAustinMorris Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNi

SUR-fucking-PRISE, fuckers! No matter what side of the bed you got up on this morning, your Monday just got a whole lot better! Here's a very special BONUS episode of #GuysWeFucked ON THE HOUSE featuring Doctor of Clinical Sexology and Human Sexuality, Certified Sex Therapist, Licensed Clinical Therapist & co-host of Loveline with Amber Rose, DR. CHRIS DONAGHUE! Corinne, Krystyna & Dr. Chris talk the O-M-Gs of masturbation including toys, frequency, safety, and shame. PLUS: The girls take this opportunity to ask for sex & relationship advice rather than give it. Presented by our friends at TENGA in honor of #MasturbationMay! Masturbation May is a month-long celebration of self-pleasure. Participants sign up via social media or doitinmay.com, pledging to masturbate throughout the month of May as often as they can, with the encouragement to go "above and beyond!" This way, participants do their part to prove that masturbation is a common, sex-positive act, shattering the stigma around masturbation.

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna talk to comedian LUCAS "I HAVE 4 MOMS" CONNOLLY about getting various household items stuck up your ass in a quest for sexual pleasure, being a test-tube baby, losing your virginity to a stranger from the Internet, doing stand-up at an orgy, and, well, having four moms, obviously. PLUS: What to do about that racist friend your husband has and STOP FUKKIN LOOKIN AT YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PHONE WHEN HE'S ASLEEP! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet LUCAS CONNOLLY: twitter.com/loveablelucas Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com

On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne is EXPECTING...some smarter behavior from men on the subway... Post-intro, the girls sit down with comedian and transperson JAYE MCBRIDE to discuss whether it's harder to be a woman or transgender, Dave Chappelle, bathroom laws, dating in LA, and taking a shit. PLUS: Aaron Hernandez had a prison boo AND THAT'S FINE GET THE FUCK OVER IT. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet JAYE MCBRIDE: twitter.com/jayemcbride Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx Talk

Recorded live in Austin at the Moontower Comedy Festival, this episode features co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson plus special guest MATT BELLASSAI (Whine About It) AND YOU as the three drink, gab, and complain about sex, dating, and relationship issues that irk the fuck out of the audience. Ghosting, bathroom behavior, and SO MUCH DICK STUFF. PLUS: Advice to a wino and a guy with the shittiest online dating profile the girls have ever fucking seen. PUT SOME SOCKS ON, BRO! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet MATT BELLASSAI: twitter.com/MattBellassai Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us

Co-hosts Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson are boozing, smoking, and getting their minds read at The Museum of Weird in Austin, but that doesn't mean they don't have time to ponder whether or not you should break up with your best friend and to remind you that sexting with your son's baseball coach probs won't help save your marriage. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the gals of Sorry About Last Night sit down with comedian & actor SEAN PATTON to discuss ecstasy fucking, heart smashing, the Zodiac, gagging, rando boners, the penis alert, hotel rooms & touchless orgasms. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet SEAN PATTON: twitter.com/MrSeanPatton Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLast

Given birth in a tub. Double-fisted beers at Disneyland. Been tied down and tickled. Gotten kinky with a celebrity in a dungeon. What hasn't former professional dominatrix JENNY NORDBAK done? On this week's episode, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with the new mom and author to discuss natural childbirth, what actually goes on in a sex dungeon (not sex), and why sometimes keeping a straight face is the hardest part. PLUS: WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND CAN'T STOP EYE FUCKING OTHERS (HE CAN) Order Jenny's new book, THE SCARLETT LETTERS: My Secret Year of Men in an L.A. Dungeon https://www.amazon.com/Jenny-Nordbak/e/B01IZ1MQLG Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet JENNY NORDBAK: twitter.com/jennynordbak Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gm

It's been discussed in theory many times on the podcast, but this week's guest has successfully executed it. POLYAMORY!!!! On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with comedian, polyamorist & vegan MYQ KAPLAN to talk about repetition versus variety, the difference between polyamory and open relationships, spanking, being in love with multiple people at one time, feeling special, and how to make this all fucking work. PLUS: WEED & CHEATING (not related) Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet MYQ KAPLAN: twitter.com/myqkaplan Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on I

Krystyna reflects on her long-term relationship with boyfriend, Stephen, after celebrating their sixth anniversary. Corinne gives some advice to an aromantic teen. The girls decide how to handle a Tinder date who lies about being a paraplegic. On this week's episode, C&K interview journalist and author, CAREN LISSNER (shout-out to Corinne's Aunt Joannie for the great recommendation!), about being a nerd throughout middle school, high school, college, and, well, kind of always, telling your story, creating female characters, New Jersey, why it's important to know where your news is coming from, and, of course, PUSSY!! Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet CAREN: twitter.com/carenlissner And read her novel/watch the film CARRIE PILBY! Email us: SorryA

Corinne reaches a masturbation milestone, Krystyna explains specifically what she means by "birth control makes me crazy" -- all just in a day's work here on the #GuysWeFucked podcast. Today, the gals sit down with comedian, actor, and producer AMANDA SEALES (you might know her as Tiffany on HBO's "Insecure") to talk about how long it's been since she last had sex, dating a rapper, having ass on the low, auditioning and dating in LA as a Black woman who knows what she wants, and industry bullshit. PLUS: WHY Corinne & Krystyna have sworn off dating musicians, the IMDB 'F' rating, and your new Netflix homework assignment. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet AMANDA: twitter.com/amandaseales Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladie

Corinne's one year deep in that relationship flow while Krystyna is just experiencing a heavy one. On this week's episode of #GuysWeFucked, the girls of Sorry About Last Night sit down with porn star ASA AKIRA to discuss why she never thought she'd do anal scenes, her love of gay porn, sleeping in a different bed from her hubby, why she fucks on camera, her career path in the adult industry, and how to train your asshole (not to be confused with "How to Train Your Dragon" which is a children's film, you pervs). PLUS: YOUR SISTER MARRIED AN OLD GUY & YOUR POLY RELATIONSHIP AIN'T POLY Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed & get a shout-out on the podcast: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet ASA: twitter.com/AsaAkira Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne

Your parents think you're a whore. You lost your best friend to crimes committed by someone who should've still been in prison. Life can be a real pile o' shit. BUT, fear not, this week the ladies of Sorry About Last Night sit down with fellow comedians JENA FRIEDMAN & LEAH BONNEMA to talk all things politics & pussy -- including reproductive rights, Russia, and voting in elections other than that one that happens every four years. PLUS: THE CONSENT EPISODE OF GIRLS & HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf PRE-ORDER OUR BOOK, FUCKED: Being Sexually Explorative and Self-Confident in a World That's Screwed: http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Tweet JENA FRIEDMAN: twitter.com/jenafriedman Tweet LEAH BONNEMA: twitter.com/leahbonnema Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/Kry

CORINNE & KRYSTYNA WROTE A FUCKING BOOK ENTITLED FUCKED, CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT?? Pre-order it today to get a shout-out on the podcast & so that they like you the best (oh, and it's cheaper if you do it now and stuff): http://www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/book/ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Krystyna has lived in the same apartment with the same Super for almost a decade, but what's his life across the hallway really like? On this week's episode of Guys We Fucked, Corinne & Krystyna sit down with ex correctional officer, TONY, to discuss working at Rikers, that time he accidentally ended up in a brothel, going on little, innocent, non-sexual dates (LOL) when you're married, getting locked into a relationship with a pregnancy, male daddy issues, and why ya still gotta fuck even if your wife's mom is dying. PLUS: What to do when your girlfriend finds your gay porn. Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies: twitter.com/SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch Follow us on Instagram: SorryAboutLastNight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight LINK TO OUR TEDx

After Corinne recounts her first Valentine's Day with boyfriend, James, she and Krystyna sit down with radio/TV personality and author CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD. Char Char tells the gals about how he wooed his wife, how he plans on raising his two young daughters, dick envy, Black privilege, necessary cheating, and strippers smoking blunts with their pussies. Plus, a fun rape role-playing scenario -- you know, for the kids. PRETTY PLZ VOTE 4 US 4 A SHORTY AWARD: http://shortyawards.com/9th/sryaboutlastnyt WANNA GIVE KRYSTYNA A GREAT BIRTHDAY GIFT?? If you are in a position to donate money, please, please, PRETTYmotherfuckinPLEASE donate to the GoFundMe page Krystyna set up for her family friend who is facing astronomically high medical bills upon getting diagnosed with Leukemia. LINK: http://tinyurl.com/gnsb9o8 Want more episodes of #GuysWeFucked in you life? Subscribe to Howl using this link ---> howl.fm/gwf TWEET CHARLAMAGNE THA GOD: twitter.com/CThaGod Email us: SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet

Corinne & Krystyna are back from London and boy did they have a delightful time! Join the gals as they swoop back into American culture with this week's guest -- writer, pop culture commentator, and co-host of The Read podcast, CRISSLE! After bonding with Krystyna over Beyoncé, Crissle talks learning Sex Ed from a Christian pamphlet, dating in Oklahoma, how it was to go from fucking vaginas to fucking penises, the logic behind being a cold-hearted bitch, white feminism, and how white women can be better allies to black women. PLUS: Our annual reminder to not be a sad sack of shit on Valentine's Day Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.