Laguna Biotch



Welcome to the official Laguna Biotch Podcast where I talk about everything Laguna, pop culture, and give advice!


  • 118. Goodbye to you

    14/06/2022 Duration: 08min

    It's not goodbye, it's see you later.  --- Support this podcast:

  • 117. Life Update

    21/03/2022 Duration: 45min

    So, it's been a while but I wanted to hop on and tell you all what's been going on! There will be new episodes coming with a rebrand that I hope you all love!  --- Support this podcast:

  • 116. The Hills 5x06, Red Re-release, Britney's Free, Audrina's Book, & More!

    16/11/2021 Duration: 01h49s

    Recaps are back this week, Kelli recaps season 5 episode 6 where Jayde finds out about Brody and Audrina's shady business. What happens? Well, drama happens of course. Jayde is taking swigs of her Jager and ready to fight Audrina. It's very clear that her vacation baggage followed her home.  Other topics? The Challegen drama, Taylor Swift's Red re-release, Britney's free, Audrina's book, Astroworld, Adele, Kelsea Ballerini, Lindsay Lohan, and more! Intro: 00:00 - 7:12 The Challenge Drama: 7:13 - 13:55 The Hills 5x06 recap: 13:56 - 35:57 Red Re-release: 35:58 - 46:25 Pop Cultuer Brunch: 46:26 - 59:34 Outro: 59:35 - end Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 115. Purely Pop Culture: Kim & Pete, Zayn & Gigi, & More!

    02/11/2021 Duration: 54min

    This week is all about the pop culture that is currently happening in Hollywood! No recap!  We talk about Pete and Kim, Zayn and Gigi, along with the Floribama Shore drama, Jessica Simpson, and so much more! Oh and Kelli gives a fun story about the time the police got her drunk and had her take a DUI test, for educational purposes of course. Use the time stamps below! Intro: 00:00 - 6:14 DUI Test: 6:15 - 10:54 Floribama Shore Drama: 10:55 - 18:02 Pop Culture Brunch: 18:03 - 30:13 Pete & Kim: 30:14 - 37:41 Zayn & Gigi: 37:42 - 52:13 Outro: 52:14 - End --- Support this podcast:

  • 114. The Hills 5x05, Chace Crawford, Jesy Nelson, Adele,& More!

    12/10/2021 Duration: 54min

    Recaps are back! The girls decide to crash the boys trip to Hawaii and sparks fly almost immediately! That's right, Audrina has decided to make moves on her new crush Brody to help her forget about Justin. Lauren is barely in the episode but we are reminded she is there a few times. What's happening in LA? Well, Speidi decide to hang out with Colby and Ashley, something that will only end in disaster. Oh, I also talk about the alleged rumors on why Lauren was mad at Jen over Brody but not Audrina.  Other topics: What Kristin Cavallari has been up to, Adele's Instagram Live, Chace Crawford, Jesy Nelson's solo song, Demi Lovato's aliens, SNL, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Challenge drama and more!  Use the timestamps below!  Intro- 00:00 - 3:23 Keeping Up With Kristin Cavallari - 3:24 - 8:31 Floribama Shore - 8:32 - 11:56 The Hills 5x05 - 11:57 - 33:35 Pop Culture Brunch - 33:36 - 52:29 Outro - 52:30 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 113. Purely Pop Culture: Demi Lovato & Aliens, JoJo's Back, Eminem, & More!

    05/10/2021 Duration: 58min

    Heeeey, how y'all doing? Sorry for the wait but I'm back this week with another strictly pop culture episode! The recaps will be back next week, I promise. This week, I give a life update and tell you about the current life phase I am going through. What else? Well, Dashboard Confessional's porch concert and the interesting community it took place in.  Other topics? The Challenge, Demi Lovato, Eminem, Taylor Swift, Adele, Jojo and so much more!  Intro: 00:00- - 9:46 Dashboard Confessional: 9:47 - 16:24 The Challenge: 16:25 - 22:50 Pop Culture Brunch: 22:51 - 43:02 Advice Corner: 43:03 - 55:58 Outro: 55:59  - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 112. Purely Pop Culture - Jay, Jana, & Kristin Drama, The Challenge, & More!

    07/09/2021 Duration: 43min

    This week is a little different than most! Kelli talks about the Jay, Jana, Kristin drama that is currently circulating the internet! Are they were aren't they? Well, we don't have a clear answer but your host tells you all you need to know about them!  Other topics: The Challenge, Drake & Kanye drama, Kaley Cuoco, Brad Pitt, and more!  Intro: 00:00 - 4:26 Mental Health Chat: 4:27 - 11:13 The Challenge- 11:14 - 17:37 Pop Culture Brunch - 17:38 - 29:54 Jana, Jay, & Kristin - 29:55 - 42:39 Outro: 42:40 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 111. The Hills 5x04, Chase Rice (Allegedly), DONDA, Bobby Bones, & More!

    31/08/2021 Duration: 57min

    Audrina has her eye on a new man now that she has decided to move on from musty Justin Bobby! The craziest part? He is a member of their friend group, no one saw this coming! Stephanie also proves that she is not cut out to work for Kelly Cutrone and Speidi finally goes to therapy. Oh, and you want to know why Lauren was mad at Jen about Brody but not Audrina? I will tell you that too!  Other topics: Chase Rice & Kristin Cavallari, Jay Cutler, Bobby Bones, Ronnie Magro, Floribama Shore, DONDA, and more!  Intro - 00:00 - 5:06 Kirstin & Chase RIce - 5:07 - 8:01 The Hills 5x04 - 8:02 - 33:36 Unqualified Advice - 33:37 - 43:39 Pop Culture Brunch - 43:40 - 55:54 Outro - 55:55 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 110. The Hills 5x03, Zoe & Channing, Call Her Heidi, & More!

    24/08/2021 Duration: 01h14min

    This weeks episode The Hills is one of the most drama filled episodes of season 5! Heidi is back from Colorado and still mad at Spencer for taking shots and flirting with Stacie. Spencer is over the drama, Heidi wants to go to therapy, it's a big ol mess for Speidi! Lauren is also put in a sticky situation when Stephanie interviews for a position at People's Revolution. I also break down the more recent fight that happened between Kelly Cutrone and Stephanie Pratt!  Other Topics: Lorde, Ben & JLo, Zoe & Channing, Kacey Musgraves, Little Mix, Drama Queens Podcast, Dealing with anxiety, and more!  Intro/Life Update: 00:00 - 7:10 Call Her Heidi: 7:11 - 17:37 Brody's Birthday Brawl: 17:38 - 19:47 The Hills 5x03: 19:48 - 46:19 Brunch: 46:20 - 1:00:56 Mailbag: 1:00:57 - 1:12:27 Outro: 1:12:28 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 109. The Hills 5x02, Lollapalooza, Kelly Clarkson, & More!

    02/08/2021 Duration: 57min

    This week we go down the road of a potential Speidi break up. Heidi finds out that Spencer did in fact flirt with Stacey the Bartender and decides to go home to Colorado to be with Darlene. Meanwhile in Los Angeles, Spencer gets advice from someone you wouldn't expect. Oh, and Lauren has to put her foot down when it comes to Stephanie pushing Heidi's friendship.  Other topics: Love Is Blind, Lollapalooza, Kelly Clarkson, Simone Biles, DaBaby, Frank Ocean, The Weeknd, and more!  Intro: 00:00 - 7:46 Love is Blind: 7:47 - 16:38 The Hills 5x02: 16:39 - 39:20 Pop Culture Brunch: 39:21 - 53:48 Kaitlynn & Brody: 53:49 - 56:35 Outro: 56:36 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 108. The Hills 5x01, Scooter Braun, The Olympics, Lou Pearlman, & More!

    27/07/2021 Duration: 01h50min

    We are back recapping The Hills! This is the last season that really counted, yeah I said it! Start off with season 5, we are aware it is Lauren's last season and curious to see how they will wrap it up. In this episode, Lauren is celebrating her birthday on a boat with some of her favorite people and well, one of her not-so-favorite people. Steph brings Heidi along for this boat ride and while they're sailing the harbor, chaos erupts on land. Spencer can't help himself as he goes off-script to fight someone we haven't seen in a while.  Pop Culture topics: Scooter Braun, Da Baby, the Olympics, Bennifer, Lou Pearlman, Britney Spears, and more!  Use the time stamps below! Intro: 00:00 - 8:04 Keeping Up With Kristin Cavallari: 8:05 - 12:52 The Hills New Beginnings: 12:53 - 20:29 The Hills 5x01: 20:30 - 47:37 Pop Culture Brunch: 47:38 - 1:07:12 Britney Spears Update: 1:07:13 - 1:16:26 Uqualified Advice: 1:16:27 - 1:25:44 Lou Pearlman: 1:25:45 - End Intro music - @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podc

  • 107. The Hills 4x20, Jamie Lynn Spears, Gossip Girl Reboot, & More!

    13/07/2021 Duration: 01h01min

    The time has finally come, after 20 episodes we can officially say goodbye to season 4 of The Hills. What happened during this episode? Well, we have a very heartwarming Lauren and Heidi moment followed by a heartbreaking Darlene and Heidi moment. Stephanie is the voice of reason when it comes to the courthouse wedding and Audrina and Justin are off on their first vacation together. The Hills are alive with only a little bit of drama! Other topics: Jamie Lynn Spears, Gossip Girl Reboot, Colin Jost, Rihanna & ASAP Rocky, Lamar vs Tristan, and more!  Intro- 00:00 - 3:27 Nashville Recommendations- 3:28 - 9:14 Gossip Girl Reboot - 9:15 - 18:02 The Hills New Beginnings - 18:03 - 26:35 The Hills 4x20 - 26:36 - 44:54 Pop Culture Brunch - 44:55 - 1:00:22 Outro  - 1:00:23 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 106. The Hills 4x19, Ronan Farrow, & More!

    06/07/2021 Duration: 01h03min

    Well, this is it. Whitney's last episode of The Hills, can you believe?! We have an emotional rollercoaster of saying goodbye to one of our favorite members of The Hills. Will we ever see her again? Well, we are meant to believe that we won't! What else happens in this episode? Speidi goes missing! Well, kind of. Speidi decide to go and get married in Mexico. Yup, you read that right!  Other topics: Always the bridesmaid never the bride, The Hills Reboot, Ronan Farrow's Britney article, Drama Queens podcast, Ben & JLo, and more!  Use the time stamps below!  Intro: 00:00 - 7:01 TRL: 7:02 - 11:29 The Hills 4x19: 11:30 - 31:31 The Hills reboot: 31:32 - 40:34 Pop Culture Brunch: 40:35 - 53:05 Britney Spears: 53:04- End Intro by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 105. The Hills 4x18 & Free Britney Deep Dive with Troy McEady

    28/06/2021 Duration: 02h13min

    The Hills season 4 is slowly winding down and there are some big changes in the air! One of the main cast members is ready to take her talents to the opposite coast! Stephanie decided to dump her boyfriend and Lauren's family is moving out of their Laguna home. Changes just keep on coming!  Troy McEady from the Dunzo! podcast joins me to talk about everything Britney Spears. From her court appearance to her career to the key players in her conservatorship, we leave no stone left unturned! #FreeBritney Other topics: My connection to MTV'S Fat Camp. CW drama, Nicole Kidman, The Jonas Brothers, Jana Kramer being shady, and more!  Intro: 00:00 - 8:18 MTV Fat Camp Connection: 8:18 - 12:47 The Hills Reboot: 12:48 - 18:49 Mini Brunch: 18:50 - 32:17 The Hills 4x18: 32:18 - 50:42 Troy McEady & Britney Spear deep dove: 50:42 - End Intro song - @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 104. The Hills 4x17, Speidi Drama, Nick Cannon, & More!

    22/06/2021 Duration: 01h08min

    The Hills 4x17 is here and it's all about trust! It's all about how you can't have friends if there is no trust. Do you agree? Well, Audrina and Lauren decide to hash out their fight. In Speidi land? They are hanging out with Nana Pratt. Yup, another family member because they have no friends.  In 2021, Speidi is still causing issues with their co-stars! Speidi recently went on on a rant about Jason and Ashley Wahler, which I recap. Get prepared because they are still messy as ever.  Other topics: TV dads, One Tree Hill Podcast, Nick Cannon, BSB+NSYNC, Brian Austin Green, MGK, KUWTK, Chrissy vs Michael, The Housewive & The Hustler, and more!  Use the time stamps below!  Intro: 00:00 - 11:03 TRL: 11:04 - 14:23 Speidi Drama - 14:24 - 25:56 The Hills 4x17 - 25:37 - 47:01 Brunch - 47:02 - 1:02:52 OTH Podcast - 1:02:53 - 1:06:39 Outro - 1:06:40 - End  Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic  --- Support this podcast:

  • 103. The Hills 4x16, Bennifer, The Chicks, & More

    15/06/2021 Duration: 01h02min

    This week on The Hills, we are reminded about when Audrina spread a nasty little rumor about Lauren! That's right, this is the Lauren and Justin rumor episode! What did I take from this episode? I would never want to be on Lauren's bad side. Is Audrina trying to become the main character? I go into detail about what I think about this little rumor.  Other topics: OTH re-watch podcast, Bennifer, Katie Holmes, Lorde, Lamar vs Aaron, Kelsea Ballerini, The CMT Awards, Morgan Wallen vs The Chicks, and more!  Use the time stamps below!  Intro: 00:00 - 5:19 CMT Awards: 5:20 - 9:29 Teen Mom 2: 9:30 - 14:26 The Hills 4x16: 14:27 - 35:03 Pop Culture Brunch: 35:04 - 56:07 Unqualified Advice: 56:08 - 1:02:03 Outro: 1:02:04 - End Intro music by @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast:

  • 102. The Hills 4x15, Keeping Up With K Cav, & Maggie Kelly (BestOfBravo) Joins!

    08/06/2021 Duration: 02h15min

    This week we go over The Hills season 4 episode 15, where we are realizing Lauren is very much a side character on her own show. This episode is jam packed with drama though! We find out that Holly is living with the Laurens, Speidi also find out. Audrina is falling head over heels for Justin Bobby while her sister Casey is like, wait a minute. Oh and there's no Brody in this episode! Maybe he is busy looking for his hug. Maggie Kelly from the incredibly popular Instagram account Bestofbravo joins us this week too! She gives us all of her opinions when it comes to the Housewives, Vanderpump Rules and more! No, I mean it, we cover many things Bravo, I learned that the mob might be involved with one of the families? Well, he also talk about The Challenge, The OC, and Jessie James Decker.  Use the time stamps below!  Other topics: Gus from Floribama Shore, Ronnie Magro, Drake Bell, Kristin Cavallari, Zayn Malik, and more!  Time Stamps: Intro: 00:00 - 7:41 Keeping Up With Kristin Cavallari (Part 1)

  • 101. The Hills 4x14, Friends Reunion, & Annabelle Desisto Joins!

    01/06/2021 Duration: 02h35min

    Well, it looks like Whitney's time on The Hills is starting to dwindle down. Lauren and Whitney take on New York City for NY Fashion week and Whitney falls head over heels for a guy named Jay. We've all been there! While the girls are hanging out on the east coast, the west coast is fairly quiet! Speidi decide to go out to a club opening and of course Brent Bolthouse is there! Will Heidi talk to him? Listen and find out!  Annabelle Desisto (AnnabelleDesisto) host of 'Adderall and Compliments' joins us this week for our brunch segment! We talk about what working with Joan Rivers was like, her mortifying time on Jersey Shore, and how she is buddies with PrattDaddy. Annabelle also talks about her time being an extra on Glee and which shows were complete nightmares to work on! To round out our segment, I also forced her to watch an episode of The Hills New Beginnings so we of course touch on that. A lot of laughs were had and I hope you enjoy!  Use the timestamps below! Intro: 00:00 - 5:13 The One With

  • 100. The Hills 4x13, The Hills Reboot, & Jemmye From The Challenge Joins!

    25/05/2021 Duration: 01h36min

    The 100th episode is finally here and we are recapping The Hills 4x16! This episode makes you wonder if MTV was trying to make Audrina the main character now that Lauren is slowly stepping back! What else happens? Well Heidi has a serious talk with Brent and Audrina is moving on out of the guest house!  Jemmye Carroll from The Challenge All Stars currently streaming on Paramount+ joins for the 100th episode! We talk about everything from her Real World and Challenge experience to dealing with grief and her thoughts on Bennifer 2.0. So pop open your White Claw and enjoy!  Other Topics: Bennifer Olivia Rodrigo Ronnie Leaving Jersey Shore MGK Jonas Brother & Kelsea Ballerini Ariana Grande Demi Lovato Make sure to use the time stamps below! Intro: 00:00 - 6:59 TRL: 7:00 - 10:49 The Hills New Beginnings: 10:50 - 19:33 The Hills 4x16 Recap: 19:34 - 36:31 Pop Culture Brunch: 36:32 - 58:43 Jemmye Carroll - 58:44 - End  Intro song by - @GraceDotyMusic --- Support this podcast: https://anc

  • 99. The Hills 4x12, Josh Duggar, Raya, & Brigette Myer Joins!

    11/05/2021 Duration: 01h52min

    The Hills 4x12 is basically an Audrina take over! There is barely any Lauren, a bit of Stephanie, a bit of Brody, and even a snippet of Brandy. Yeah, that's right, the legendary singer Brandy makes an appearance! The episode mostly revolved around Audrina's love life, the triangle she has found herself in with Corey and Justin Bobby is about to break. So who does she choose? Well, I will tell you what, it's not the right choice in the end. Also this week, Brigette Myer (@buildwithbrigette on Tiktok & Instagram) joins to talk about some of our favorite nostalgic shows. We talk Seth and Summer, One Tree Hill, M*rk Schw*nn, body positivity and more!  Other topics: Josh Duggar, Justin Bieber, Summer House, Teen Mom 2, Little Mix news, Raya and more!  Use the time stamps below!  Intro - 00:00 - 7:59 TRL - 8:00 - 15:00 The Hills 4x12 Recap - 15:01 - 36:26 MTV Show Roundup - 36:27 - 47:04 Summer House Drama - 47:05 - 53:44 Pop Culture Brunch - 53:45 - 1:13:39 Brigette Myer Joins - 1:13:40 - End I

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