How To Become A Terrible Person



The only podcast on the internet helping listeners become the BEST WORST PEOPLE POSSIBLE. Do you need to make an awkward or selfish decision? Do you ever think to yourself, Does this make me TERRIBLE PERSON?Dont sweat it! Send Ashley and Grant your dilemmas and questions, theyll give good advice or go down in flames trying!


  • This Whole Operation Was A Nightmare Pt 1

    01/10/2022 Duration: 40min - Get part 2 of this episode plus all the other premium episodes @ - Thank you for listening

  • The End is Nigh Pt 1

    24/09/2022 Duration: 42min - You don't want to miss the premium episode this week.....GRANT IS FIRRRRRRED UP!

  • Better Not Pop That Pt 1 (w/ Brian Waters)

    16/09/2022 Duration: 28min - BIG Thank you to Brian Waters from Undertaking the Podcast for having covid and still guest hosting this episode! Get part 2 of THIS episode and all the other episodes @ - ALSO be sure to check out Brian's podcast - Undertaking The Podcast wherever you get your podcasts!

  • Dorkin' Pt 1 (w/ Payton and Kadeem)

    08/09/2022 Duration: 33min - Big thank you to Payton & Kadeem for letting Grant get overmedicated and ask wildly inappropriate questions! This was a good time! For part 2 and all the other premium episodes - go to

  • Poop Through Hammock w/ Grant's Sister (PREMIUM ONLY)

    02/09/2022 Duration: 01min

    This week's episode is only available to Terrible Person Premium Subscribers - Its a pretty fun and GROSS conversation with Grant's sister, Sarah. They talk about the worst ways to be murdered, coffee enemas, nudist colonies and John McAfee...A LOT....Please consider subscribing to Terrible Person Premium! - $2 monthly for this week's premium only episode and EVERY other premium episode!

  • CornHub Pt 1

    26/08/2022 Duration: 35min - Get Terrible Person Premium and get 4 extra episodes a month -

  • Manti Tahoe Pt 1

    19/08/2022 Duration: 37min

    WOW! This episode has all the things that can get us in trouble....WOOOO! Get Pt 2 of this episode and all the other premium episodes at for $2/monthly...If you like this podcast please consider a premium subscription! It's a great time and all the $$ goes directly to Grant and Cait! !Need advice or have a comment? Call/Text: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail:

  • Dennis The Menace Pt 1

    12/08/2022 Duration: 38min

    That's it we're changing formats.... ;) Don't miss Pt 2 of this episode and all the other premium episodes....Join our little club today! - Have a question, need advice or want to chat? Call/Text: 910-557-2871 or E-mail: GrantAndCait@gmail.comCheck out Terrible Person Premium for $2 a month - It's a good time!

  • Traumatized Pt 1

    05/08/2022 Duration: 36min

    We're back and up to our old ways...You don't want to miss Pt 2 SO GO TO: to get that ep and all the other premium episodes of Terrible Person for $2 a month! It's a REAL good time :) - www.TerriblePerson.coHave a question or comment? Text or Call: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail: ! Thanks for listening! WOOOOO!

  • Taking a Week OFF :)

    29/07/2022 Duration: 56s

    Thanks for being cool - We had a crazy week - Just takin' a breather! Subscribe to Terrible Person Premium @ - It's $2 a month and totally worth it - Thanks for listening!

  • Grant Pukes on The Podcast (Premium Only Week)

    22/07/2022 Duration: 13min

    Due to a bout of extreme vomiting, HTBATP is PREMIUM ONLY this week! Hear 'Grant Pukes on The Podcast Pt. 1 & 2 AND all the other premium episodes @ - It's $2 a month and TOTALLY WORTH IT! Go Subscribe now, PLEASE?!?!?

  • Deep Space Gucci Pt 1

    15/07/2022 Duration: 32min

    Grant gave Cait the week off and now he's screaming in an empty living room about bad movies, deep space & nuclear attacks...Sounds about right :) - Get Pt 2 of this Deep Space Gucci & all the other premium episodes THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!

  • All Filler, No Killer Pt 1

    08/07/2022 Duration: 36min - In Part 1, Grant and Cait answer your weird ass questions and part 2 goes completely sideways - This is a fun couple of eps - FEEL BETTER Grant! Get Part 2 and all the other premium episodes @ www.TerriblePerson.coCall/Text Us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail:

  • Don't Eat Edibles Before Episodes Pt 1

    01/07/2022 Duration: 36min

    www.TERRIBLEPERSON.CO - We took edibles before we recorded AND what started as a good idea QUICKLY turned into a terrible idea.... HEAR PT 2 and all the other premium eps @

  • Ghost In The Mazda Pt 1

    24/06/2022 Duration: 42min

    Want to hear the episodes we can't post here? Go to for Terrible Person Premium...A place where Grant & Cait can be themselves... Join us, Won't you? ! Call or text us: 910-557-2871 or E-mail:

  • Who Am I? Pt 1

    10/06/2022 Duration: 36min

    No one reads descriptions - Go to for Pt 2 of this week's episode and all the other premium episodes - Thanks for listening!Call/Text Us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail:

  • Guided Meditation Pt 1

    03/06/2022 Duration: 37min - Check out Terrible Person Premium, it's a good time :)

  • Crazy Straw Catheter Pt 1

    27/05/2022 Duration: 37min

    Everything is more fun with a CRAZY STRAW! Subscribe to our Premium Feed for Part 2 and all our other premium eps at ! It's $2 and all goes back to Grant & Cait!THANKS FOR LISTENING! Call/Text Us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail:

  • Grandma Voice Pt 1

    20/05/2022 Duration: 10min

    Grant wasn't feeling very good this week SO this episode is SHORT but don't worry the premium episode is an hour! We'll be back to normal next week!! GO TO for all the premium episodes....It's a good time, we promise :) Call/Text US: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail:

  • Life Skills Pt 1

    13/05/2022 Duration: 36min

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