It's Not Casablanca



Two guys talk in the parking lot about movies they just saw. Unfiltered, unedited, and marginally helpful thoughts about movies.


  • Spider-Man: Homecoming

    Spider-Man: Homecoming

    08/07/2017 Duration: 21min

    This podcast also does whatever a spider can, though perhaps not as well as this movie.

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    12/06/2017 Duration: 22min

    Well, that's a pleasant surprise. Mostly.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    29/05/2017 Duration: 22min

    Michael Fassbender and Ridley Scott are great? Well, that's a shocker.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    06/05/2017 Duration: 21min

    For those counting, it took about 40 seconds.

  • The Fate of the Furious

    The Fate of the Furious

    15/04/2017 Duration: 25min

    Our first release-day episode! Thanks, Thursday night screenings!

  • John Wick Chapter 2

    John Wick Chapter 2

    02/03/2017 Duration: 20min

    If Keanu Reeves and Common shooting at each other through a crowded Greenwich Village subway station doesn't do it for you, well, what are we even doing here?

  • La La Land

    La La Land

    30/01/2017 Duration: 18min

    Stop listening to this ridiculous podcast and go watch the best movie of the year. Of a lot of years. A LOT of years.

  • Rogue One

    Rogue One

    28/12/2016 Duration: 23min

    Insert... Star Wars joke... here? Is there something useful to even say in this space?

  • Arrival


    18/11/2016 Duration: 23min
  • Doctor Strange

    Doctor Strange

    06/11/2016 Duration: 20min

    Benedict Cumberbatch does magic stuff. It's pretty neat. Also there's a bad guy, sort of, a little, because it's a Marvel movie.

  • Hell or High Water

    Hell or High Water

    01/09/2016 Duration: 19min

    "Hey, I've got an idea. Let's make a neo-Western crime movie with Captain Kirk and the Dude." Someone had that thought, and that someone is a GODDAMNED GENIUS.

  • Jason Bourne

    Jason Bourne

    14/08/2016 Duration: 22min

    Hey, kid! Do you love those Jason Bourne movies? Well have we got a surprise for you!

  • The Infiltrator

    The Infiltrator

    14/08/2016 Duration: 15min

    Bryan Cranston is pretty good. You probably knew that already; just thought we'd repeat it for funsies.

  • Ghostbusters (2016)

    Ghostbusters (2016)

    23/07/2016 Duration: 19min

    Who you gonna call? Kate McKinnon, that's who. For anything and everything.

  • Independence Day: Resurgence

    Independence Day: Resurgence

    23/07/2016 Duration: 25min

    Oh wow is this movie awful. Not even an attempt at witty banter here. Its badness will knock your socks off.

  • X-Men: Apocalypse

    X-Men: Apocalypse

    04/06/2016 Duration: 19min

    In which Poe Dameron and Macbeth fight... uh... I actually can't think of really anything else that James McAvoy is particularly famous for. Band of Brothers? Sure. Fassbender was in that too, you know!

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    04/06/2016 Duration: 15min

    Hey kids, do you like Russell Crowe? Do you like Ryan Gosling? You don't? Then get the fuck out. There's no place for you here.

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    10/05/2016 Duration: 24min

    Disney owns all these things now, right? You kind of wanted Luke Skywalker to show up and say "civil war? Is it a GALACTIC civil war? Meh. Not that impressive." And then Cap says, "we have Robert Downey Junior." Then the real war starts. Over Robert Downey Junior.

  • Keanu


    04/05/2016 Duration: 14min

    Key and Peele, the world's cutest cat, and Method Man reprising his role from the Wire. We really don't know what the hell else you want.

  • Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice

    27/03/2016 Duration: 24min

    Hey kids! Do you hate fun? Then have we got the movie for you.

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