Fat Pink Cast

http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyPinkCast-ThisRedLadyFromCaribee306.mp3 The fat pink curse rides again aka why does every show we like suffer a sophomore slump? We chat a bit about Empire, The Flash, and HTGAWM before diving into the latest Sleepy Hollow episode. Crane has two awkward dates that we could’ve been spared and a Caribbean lady wrecks havoc on the Hollow […]

Sleepy Hollow’s showrunners continue to misunderstand their fanbase. We go IN on this blatant crossover episode so prepare yourselves for some critical tea. We also chat about why the show seems determined to render Abbie sexless–despite her very obvious attractiveness–and why the show’s historical fiction doesn’t really push boundaries. Once again, welcome special guest @melinapendulum […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyPinkCast-TheSistersMills304.mp3] Crane continues to test Abbie’s patience (and ours) by regressing as a character. Pandora remains a flawless thorn in the witness’ side by conjuring up a ghastly creature that makes us glad that we no longer have baby teeth to lose. Jenny and Abbie get a little development and battle someone else’s childhood demons for a […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/Sleepypinkcast-BloodAndFear303.mp3] A sexist raven flies through our window and drops us a Sexy Betsy gossip bomb. M and J attempt to stop talking about Hamilton for a whole 2 minutes. We wonder if Ichabod will end up chained in Miss Cornith’s basement. And of course, we imagine that at some point Abbie will be told […]

Fat Pink Cast goes to New York Comic Con and finds themselves wondering why Sleepy Hollow’s PR team can’t get it together. We also lament the creation of sexy Betsy and wish she were more like the Schuyler sisters instead of a Kate Beaton parody. And last, but not least…we question why every lady within […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/Sleepypinkcast-IWitness301.mp3] In a surprising twist of fate, Sleepy Hollow is back with a solid season 3 premiere, as is Sleepy Pink Cast! Join as we discuss Beck–er Betsy Ross and her new found skill set, Abbie and Ichabod’s brand new haircuts, and our fresh hopes and dreams for season 3. Next Time:   Sleepy Pink […]

What is dead may never die, but sometimes GarageBand eats your podcast about the gratuitous rape scene and you skip an episode.     This episode is negatory on the fat pink mast, but have some boob activated poison and thirsty Daario for your troubles.   Meanwhile, old people talk about how old they are […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/FatPinkCastEp00Uncut/Thronelander5.mp3] Kill the cliche, and let the man be born! Stay tuned as we play crabs in a bucket thanks to some Nymeria-related news, because hey, when you consider making a character black, it’s just as good as actually casting a black actress in the role. Of course this logic works perfectly in the Game […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/Thronelander4/Thronelander4.mp3] Hello, it’s called Sunspear.   Welcome to the show’s version of Dorne where all anyone likes to do is fight, fornicate, and come up with bad plans while sporting nipples on a breastplate.    Speaking of nipples, Melisandre’s got some and she’s gonna waggle them in Jon Snow’s face.   Meanwhile, D&D continue to […]

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[audio http://archive.org/download/thronelander/thronelander.mp3] All right friends, Game of Thrones returns with more man-butt than ever previously featured, and Fat Pink Cast chimes in with a dual review of the first episode of the show and the next episode of Outlander! On Game of Thrones we debate your dying questions like where all the poop goes, how long it […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/FatPinkCastEp00Uncut/FatPinkCast%20-%20Outlander%20-TheReckoning.mp3] FPC is back (a little bit late, just like spring)! We’ll be doing  a double feature and reviewing both Outlander and Game of Thrones. In this episode, we’re recapping Outlander, The Reckoning (as it premiered a week before GOT). Join as we jerk our knees and parse that scene that didn’t have to exist, […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/FatPinkCastSleepyHollowFinale/FatPinkCast-SleepyHollowFinale.mp3] Join FatPinkCast as we go back in time to remember when Sleepy Hollow was pretty darn good.  It might be our last trip on the S.S. Ichabbie… In this podcast, we talk about the series—cough—season finale of Sleepy Hollow. We follow the Leftenant Nicole Awesome Beharie on her adventures in the 70’s…(the 1770s),  Marvel […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-TheAwakening.mp3] Relive the first half of Sleepy Hollow’s epic season finale with the grumpiest ship captains on the salty fandom seas! Find out why we think Sleepy Hollow, Scandal and HTGAWM take place in the same universe and what we think Crane’s favourite films would be. Listen as we beg for webisodes (and Daniel Henney) […]

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We get a Katrina and witch-focused episode and learn the true story behind the Salem witch trials–a hurt nice guy rejected by a lady.  Also, Jonelle explains how Sleepy Hollow should bake a cake and why Katrina’s grandma was like a soggy-skinned chicken. Here’s what you missed last time around: Sleepy Hollow – Kali Yuga If […]

[audio http://archive.org/download/SleepyHollowThisIsWar/SleepyHollow-PitturaInfamante.mp3] What doth tptb mean by serialisation? Join us for our riveting recap of how the A plot of this episode probably should have been the B plot. Also, there’s an old timey dude with cherry pie filling all over his face running in and out of paintings? Here’s what you missed last time around: […]

Sing me a song of a lass that is gone and touch some weird rocks with Fat Pink Cast as we travel back in time to recap the first half of STARZ Outlander, Season 1! World War II nurse Claire Randall is living a double life.  She has a Bowlcut Smashface in one century and […]

On this episode of Sleepy Pink Cast, we ponder the “every show we touch disappoints us” curse and chat about Sleepy Hollow’s future. What’s the M in a certain person’s middle name stand for? Why are Ichabod’s quirks driving us up a wall instead of amusing us like last season? Are we still sailing the […]