Between The Sheets With Melissa And Scarlett

Our eighteenth episode marks our triumphant return after a many months break with: pet penises, boner trees, the perks of sleeping naked, waking up with a vagina alarm clock, and how, according to science, vaginal orgasms don't exist (but clitoral ones do)!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

In our fifteenth episode we suffer through the holidays with: glitter beards and armpit hair, a naked artist in a glass box who masturbates, dinosaur erotica by Christie Sims, Ted Cruz holiday erotica, and remembering Lemmy.www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our fourteenth episode starts with a little holiday cheer: Playing Cards Against Humanity during holiday get togethers, a ghost who masturbates you to death, what is squirting really, the top searches on Pornhub, adorable slang terms for sex from the last 600 years, and a strict Christian mom who asks Twitter about a Fleshlight she found in her son's bathroom.www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

In our thirteenth episode day drinking Bloody Marys at a True Blood reunion leads to: A bag of dicks and things you didn't know about penises (like the low-cal semen diet), then how the law of attraction pertains to masturbation and a study saying women are almost never straight.www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our twelfth episode spirals out of control: We make a splash on the political scene with Bernie Sanders' erotica Bernie's Desire by I. I. Dene which splits off into werebears and shapeshifters, then we delve into nutscaping photography and tales of masturbation, MDMA and oxytocin inducing hugs that stimulate our cannabinoid systems (who knew?).www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our first episode starts with a bang: It's the unofficial penis festival in the BTS studio. Glitter, pet names, voyeurism, and more!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our second episode quickly delves into the nether regions: It's the unofficial vagina con in the BTS studio. Weird vagina facts, yoni yogurt, to rabbit or not to rabbit and more!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.comAnd here's a glimpse behind the scenes of us hard at work:

Our third episode starts out weird and gets weirder: We tried to change it up with aliens and bigfoot but ended up with "Darth Vibrator" and anal beads!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our fourth episode is all over the place: After debunking a story from the previous episode we dive right into the gutter with insane sex toys, porn secrets, and pot!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our fifth episode explodes with an orgasm: We start off by celebrating National Orgasm Day then move onto a PSA for Windows 10 and end with the squirrels are not what they seem...www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our sixth episode is all touchy feely: From arranging your junk and surprising boob facts to foot orgasms and bizarro dinosaur porn!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our seventh episode is all about butts: We start off with a fun list of the strangest sex fetishes, move on to author Chuck Tingle's "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt," and end on a dangling tangent while comparing buttload, boatload, and shitload!www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our eighth episode is filled with words we can’t enunciate: From nightmarish dolphin genitalia and detachable spider penises to a bunch of words we embarrass ourselves trying to pronounce that describe 'emotions people feel, but can’t explain' and Joshua Chaplinsky’s Lovecraft inspired hip hop tale, 'Kanye West - Reanimator.'www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our ninth episode sounds like the mothership is landing but that's just the AC we forgot to turn off in the BTS studio: We discuss the Top 30 Weird Sex Facts, wherein we talk about things like erotic sneezing, using pumpkins to get in the mood, and strange sex dreams about Kevin Spacey's Frank Underwood on House of Cards, then we close with 'Booty Call of Cthulhu (The Monster Fetish)' by Wren Winter.www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our tenth episode takes us to some forbidden places: From The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III to New Hampshire censoring sexy drink names, like “Stripper Mom,” and 50 things to do sexually before you die, in which we reveal personal stories about kissing girls, orgies, candles in orifices and other fun stuff.www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com

Our eleventh episode has been a long time coming: We explode onto the scene with spontaneous orgasms brought on by "magic" mushrooms, segue into Motorhead brand vibrators, how the Bible Belt views online porn more than anyone else in the country, how a pastor thinks sex is only for Christians and their kinky god, then take a left turn into exploding head syndrome and sleep paralysis, and close with a shout out to the wildly popular Tumblr: Things My Dick Does.www.betweenthesheets69.comsoundcloud.com/betweenthesheetswithmelissaandscarlettAsk us anything or send us weird news and we'll put it in the podcast (maybe):melissa@betweenthesheets69.comscarlett@betweenthesheets69.com