Worstcase Scenario



A degenerate discussion about current events, pop culture, and depravity that takes place weekly on a porch in West Asheville, North Carolina with your host, the Foul Mouth Jerk, and his sidekicks, Adam Strange and Bird.


  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 219 “Whistling in the Canyon”

    28/04/2020 Duration: 01h12min

    OK, so first off, don’t drink Lysol, don’t drink bleach. We shouldn’t have to say that, but this is the world we live in now. Holy crap, what a week, still in lock-down and starting to run out of shows to watch. Luckily for you there is always us, it’s worstcase…….

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 218 “Spelunk-a-Dunk and the Funky Bunch”

    23/04/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    We are on week 5 of lock-down and you can shut your dirty mouth. I don’t need your crap today listener, just pipe down and play the show. After you listen you should send us money and then thank us for what we do. Ya, it’s the worstcase……..

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 217 “Squid Magic”

    15/04/2020 Duration: 01h09min

    Baby wrestling league? It’s what it sounds like, babies, wrestling. Put the babies in the ring and let them battle. Good times. We are 5 weeks into this lock-down and we are running out of ideas. It’s the Worstcase…..

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 216 “MotorBallin’”

    09/04/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    The Quarantine drags on, it’s week 4, the world is still stuck in their houses, and Trump is still stupid. People are being arrested for not social distancing and the only thing we have to do is watch tv shows about tigers and complain on social media. Life goes on, it’s the Worstcase……

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 215 “Old Testament Strange”

    02/04/2020 Duration: 56min

    Ok, so it’s been a few weeks of lockdown. Tension is rising. The President is a twat and we might lose John Prine. Homeless people in Vegas are being used as roulette markers and it’s all downhill from here…… Good luck, it’s the Worstcase

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 214 “Quarantine Aged Wasteland”

    24/03/2020 Duration: 01h08min

    Well, maybe this will finally solve the “affordable housing” issue. Southerners be acting like nothing is happening and there are gonna be a whole lot of old southerners having sad funerals because all their friends are to busy having funerals to attend. I’m talking about dead people, piles of dead people. They might just make … Continue reading Worstcase Scenario ep. 214 “Quarantine Aged Wasteland” →

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 213 “Brought to You by Catastrophic Implications”

    17/03/2020 Duration: 01h07min

    fart jokes and such, wash your hands

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 212 “Italy is Peaking”

    10/03/2020 Duration: 01h03min

    Cricket is back and ready to talk about his feelings with a professional. It seems like a global pandemic is about to take out what’s left of the greatest generation and we got the dumbest president that ever was. It’s the worstcase…..

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 211 “Are They More Afraid of Bernie or Corona?”

    03/03/2020 Duration: 01h09min

    Damn, this world is depressing. It’s uglier than a cowboy’s butt-hole out here in these streets. If we are living in a simulation, it really needs better writers. Pence is in charge of keeping us safe from a pandemic, so ya, better get those thoughts and prayers ready cuz it’s the Worstcase……

  • Worstcase Scenario ep. 210 “Free Titties From Bernie ”

    18/02/2020 Duration: 01h13s

    These rich folks are pissing themselves about Bernie. They think he’s gonna take their solid gold toilets and melt them down for health care. They will spend at least 20% of their fortunes to stop him from letting you go to the doctor. It’s the worstcase…….